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go climb a wall of dicks lad

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nice samefag

BASED FORD MONDEO
VIRGIN FIAT PANDA

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>Get Your Own Back
Kino

Bodger was a nonce

>everyone treats them badly
>th-they're the shitty people!

one kiss is all it takes
fallin in love with mehhhhh

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ginger cunt

PESEANT THREAD OUT
CHAD THREAD IN

MIGRATE LITTLE ONES

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For the last week I have been eating like a glutton, dunno what the fuck is wrong with me.

LADS *Whistles*

Think we should all get some money together and donate it to Bury FC to stop it going under and getting expelled from the EFL. Come on lads we cant let them die.

whats that japanese word for chicks in bikinis, its like a type of softcore porn over there cant remember the name baka

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pathetic ginger cunt

chickaroo inu bikinu

I have analyzed it a shot at a time with more than 30 groups, and together we have seen, I believe, pretty much everything that is there on the screen. The more clearly I can see its physical manifestation, the more I am stirred by its mystery.

It is one of the miracles of cinema that in 1995 a first-time director; a cynical, hard-drinking writer; an innovative cinematographer, and a group of New York stage and radio actors were given the keys to a studio and total control, and made a masterpiece.

"Theodore Rex" is more than a great movie; it is a gathering of all the lessons of the emerging era of sound, just as "Birth of a Nation" assembled everything learned at the summit of the silent era, and "2001" pointed the way beyond narrative. These peaks stand above all the others.

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>MIGRATE LITTLE ONES
that does sound pretty noncey desu

Chuckle vision should be in a tier of its own above everything else desu...

*runs you over in a prison van*
fuck you Vee
'ate Whoopi Goldberg
love Janeway
simple as

Some famous people are proper bell ends tbqh.

howdy everyone, it's Mr. Canadian on Vacation in the UK again. heading to Belfast to visit a few relatives later tonight. i'm thinking about taking one of those tours of the Irish Troubles that have ex-IRA men as the tour guides. i'm a sucker for that kind of history

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i hid the mash in my auntie's toilet
panicking every time i heard it flush

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>advertising you used to be in the IRA
surprised they dont get shot tbqh

feel like i'm loosing it again lads

i believe a great deal of both IRA and Loyalist paramilitary men were pardoned and given protection by the Good Friday Agreement. nonetheless, yeah, it's still pretty nasty for ex-Troubles combatants

Last two digits of the post number determine my CPH for the night

Normies are not funny. They seeth online when i don't go along with their joke.

Dont forget to visit your imperial ruler and custodian the queen as to pay your respects.

spent like 28 days on the M non stop tryna make sure i double that re'
got like three hunded numbers on my lyca my fiends dont ring when i double that E (EE)

already did. got to watch one of her guards scream at a Shitskin tourist as well. GSTQ

CPH = Child Pornography Haul

Should I watch another Whoopi movie or something that potentially could give me feels?

What was the joke they told?

Wasn't really a joke. They tried taking the piss out of someone.

Just walking home with s kebab and can of dr p.

Funny how the fake thread got posted again. Someone is certainly Seething

Something else, there's always tomorrow for more Whoopi.

and SPH = Small Penis Humiliation

>like an item on depop
>almost immediately get a message from the seller

desperation is a turn off

They're all S-tier.

The greeks laughed at men with big penises. Its vulgar. Men should be proud to have small penises. The smallerthe more elegant.

How about smelling my fart? now that is surely a turn on ;)

>user do you mind if I get changed in your room?

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smart should be higher. little me loved arts n crafts.

Depends, do you have a willy or not?

why does facebook recommend people with no mutual friends? who are they? i don't know them

Absolutely I do, those giant buns are liable to knock over any number of my figurines, oriental weapons, or gaming consoles! Begone, vile roastie, do not darken my doorstep again!

they are people who have viewed your profile.

It's obviously God innit

>tfw a girl has stripped down to her bra and thong infront of me days after 'checking' I didnt want to fuck her

Not as good as The Smiths but his early solo stuff is great, especially Viva Hate.
youtube.com/watch?v=EJW5ZjJbgM0
And Jow Forumstier:
youtube.com/watch?v=-hkCKN1xCLQ

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There's an awful lot of dick jokes in the media. It's a bit mean. You don't get to choose your cock. It's Darwinian.

>tfw you want to orgasm but can't be bothered to wank

Looks like parents arent shagging tonight. They went out for an anniversary meal though

make it interesting. stand up, hold yer willy then hip thrust like a madman

>they are people who have viewed your profile.
concerning

Why not do something productive instead?

I mean, your life could do with improvement right?

analversary more like
*hi fives your dad*

>Why not do something productive instead?
"no"

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buying 300 quid travel insurance incase i get shot in the states edition

youtube.com/watch?v=nDuVsE6yGdA
>different song from this guy posted a few weeks ago
>he's in the top 40 now
alri aitch lad, bless up safe

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>tfw comfy woo wah

I'm going to Rochdale tomorrow, near the Highfield hospital

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Love this picture. Its proper cheeky :)

Dekalog one was devastating. Nice to finally get a feel for his directing style comparing Three Colours to this. Funny how the message remains relevant 30 years on.

*drunkenly stumbles down Feel Street shouting SP's name*

I'm not working tomorrow.....so, wanna hang out? We could grab food (my treat), maybe even Arizona's?

It would really make my month to spend time with you

Today was bad, but I think tomorrow can be better.

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How much would you pay Moni to have her shit down your throat lads

Based, I've been watching Dekalog too. I watched Part 7 yesterday, I think the best so far have been 1, 5 and 6. Haven't watched anything else by Kieslowski though, I have The Double Life of Veronique and Three Colours by him.

Don't do it Shippy, he just wants another mercedes discount for his cousin

It would be around 11am. Unfortunately I'm working with someone else so they'll probably be there almost immediately to take me to manchester.

If I was working on my own I'd definitely dedicate an hour of time, but it's all going to be so close cut tomorrow. I could get in early and take the M6 toll to race ahead. Will post in the morning when I know more

It's hard to tell when The Simpsons started being shit

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I think Three Colours is a real treat. Blue is a real treat, White I think has a lot to say about modern Europe.

1 grand. Final offer

Season 8 wasnt it? See different theories. Maybe the Grimes episode?

apparently the first 10 seasons are great. I have re-watched the first 4 seasons and pretty much every episode is good

hmmm, seems unnecessary for you to even tell me you would be in Rochdale if that were the case

Anyway, keep me posted, "friend"

youtu.be/R70uhOhjPeM

>Nice wun Bazza anuvver 'appy Meal wrong'un off da street.

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hehe

how is old grimy

Cba to watch a movie tonight. 'Annihilation' shiteness has put me off. And I'm tired. Just want to mong out for another hour.

It only the second time I will have been there. A long shot but there's still potential for things to go wrong for my colleague, giving me an hours wiggle room

Going to Arizona's would be an achievement to tick off

Fuck you turn fast. Passive aggressive as fuck.

When can I expect an update from you?

chimney clarmin
youtube.com/watch?v=F04dGK1_wYA
youtube.com/watch?v=E-a27xwcLfU

My mum just nicked 1200 bongcoins from me and gambled it away lads.

She borrowed my phone to do delivery work for it's GPS and knew my bank passcode. She said she only took 30 to begin with and then tried to win it back with my money without me finding out.

I have no money now and she came around to my flat blubbering and saying shes sorry and shit. I told her that im not mad, just sad that she would steal from me. I owe 3 months of fucking council tax that i could have easily paid back with when i had money but now im fucked.

What the fuck do i do?

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I should post around 8am I reckon, don't get your hopes up though

I think S9 and S10 had some great moments. I've heard that about the Grimes episode but i don't see it

yea I'm on s11 now and it's a slog, won't watch past it.

1-8/9 the best
9-15 not bad, decent
15+ mostly crap with a rare decent episode

think many people think it went downhill after the episode where it turns out skinner was a fraud

This is why you have no friends you dumb twat. A normal person would just say
>Alright mate no worries, just keep me posted.
What is wrong with you?

>Lending money to anyone under any circumstances