Open car door

>open car door
>get greeted by this
>"whatchu waitin fo'?"
wtf do u do?

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YOU KNOW WHAT I DO

Clap dem cheeks!

Her pussy is just 1 long line from her ass crack to the front and it looks funny

oh boy
TIME TO EAT THAT ASS
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *defecates out in the middle of the street* baby i love.you. show pretty pusy please *regains composure* Ahem. You look quite lovely today, my dear. New haircut? *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ origanloi

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BATE BATE CHOCALATE

Tell the dumb bitch to get off of the driver's seat, I'm trying to go to work

You're the dumb bitch, it's the back seats she is on.

How do I hit on black girls?

Just be white and show interest in them

Why is it always a nigger? I wash cloths there's a black asshole protruding from the tumble dryer. I go to the bank some nigger tits pressed against the teller window. I go to work and my manager has a new co manager who wants me to fuck her to keep my job, guess what she's black.

Every fuckin time.

fuck it obviously. black women are gorgeous

Fuck your co manager

anymore like this OP?

Maybe he has a chauffeur

>Why the fuck are their strange people in sexual positions showing up out of nowhere, no matter where I am?
>This is getting crazy.

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I initiate the sex

why is every part of a woman so beautiful except the vagina

Depends on how long the drive is

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I don't know man, I just don't fucking know anymore

I keep seeing these women everywhere. I think I'm becoming schizophrenic

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I'm gonna colonize that booty harder that great britain

*presses nose into her big soft chocolate starfish*

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woah...thats...just...wow...

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I NEED TO BREED A EBONY GODDESS AND HAVE HER PREGNANT NONSTOP

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>tfw know that feel

Black girls are crazy

Crazy good

Black women belong to BWC

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Remove the negro
Remove the back seats
Remove the front passenger seat
Remove all interior features
Now that I have maximum weight reduction I can dorifto faster.

>engage in erotic actions
>partake in pussy pounding
>continue the coitus session
>interact in intercourse
>begin the breeding
>feast in fornication

If she talks like a nigger it would kill me boner.

I slap that arse and finger it.

Don't try to thug it up or anything weird like that. Literally just be yourself, except confident. If you show them a mediocrum of respect they'll either wanna have your baby because they're not used to it or blow you off for the exact same reason.