Hello user! It will be 30$ and an headpat

Hello user! It will be 30$ and an headpat

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>little caesars
I close the door

30 dollars for 5 pizzas? No wonder americans are obese.

Great, now I really want some Little Caesar's.

But then again, I guess that I have to thank you for convincing me to leave my house for the first time this week to get some pizza.

>Have $40 and two headpats

>oo that's too much
>I need to give you change back
>here's 3 kisses!

HEADPATS!! Fuk you i work hard for my headpats im not just going to give them AWAY!

That's expensive for a literal peasant dish you know. We have 2.50c USD pizzas that you can make yourself in your own oven. The shittiest brand. Then there's making it yourself and it'd be even cheaper, if made from raw flour and such.

Stop namefaggin also it's beyond retarded.

>Thanks so much
>Have a nice day!

What a tasty treat! The pizza is alright too I guess

>o wait, you are our triple digit customer of the day!
>2 hugs, on the house!

>Little Caesars doesn't deliver
>I didn't order pizza
>You're too young to legally work
Who sent you?

>On the house!
>Well I can't possibly have all of these hugs all to myself
>Have one hug for yourself

I-It's part of a new campaign, user
J-just testing it to see if it works out

They'll never learn will they.

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geez, mister, you're sooo sweet. do you maybe wanna have a SPECIAL hug? uwu

i'm going to punch you in the head

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Now THAT'S what I call cheese pizza!

>Maybe some other time, when you're a bit older
>By the way, what is some cute little girl like you doing delivering pizzas?
>Did your mommy drive you?

It had better be cheese

No lie, Little Ceasars is prolly my 2nd favorite kind of pizza.

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What's your first fav?

30 bucks is 6 pizzas tyvm

>WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALLED ME? ITS "MISTER user" ..."MISTER"! AND YOU BETTER REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME OR ILL HAVE YOU FIRED.

*unzips her skin to reveal middle-aged Jewish dwarf*
*yells angry curses in Hebrew*
*gets out phone and dials number*
"He didn't fall for it."

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT A MIDGET JEW
>Punts the midget into the road where it gets hit by oncoming traffic.

>Hello user! It will be 30$ and an headpat
I'm vegan

>$5 per pizza
>5 pizzas are $25
>8% tax is $2
>total is $27
What do you expect me to just give you a $3 tip for handing me my pizzas and doing the job that you're paid to do? Give me my change, you little cunt.

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Cici's