>*slides into your path*
>well well, look who finally left the house.
what's the correct move here?
*slides into your path*
Who the fuck are you? Why do you have a fuckin chopping cart? You must've stolen it. Fucking skank thief whore get outta my sight.
kick the cart away
go steal a pack of gum bitch
kick her cart until she fells over
What kind of bullwankery is this?
"ah yes. I see youve made it out of the hospital. I should have driven faster, maybe then you would have actually croaked instead of continuing with your infernal puny existence. I see youre too poor to actually buy the wheel chair. Ha. Broke ass bitch on a whole nother level. Get the fuck out of here cunt."
you new here? this girl has been blocking our path and calling us losers for months now
I don't speak Russian, sorry
RAPE a baby into her and spend the entire time in prison smiling.
Run with the cart really fast and push it into heavy traffic
based as fucking fuck.
grab the cart and say "i'm checking you out. wonder if i'll get a discount on used goods."
Ask her why she likes FILA so fucking much
Topple the cart aggressively and walk away
kek that's a funny image
i'd probably burst out laffing if that happened
Kick the cart into traffic
kick that fucking cart off a cliff
Tell her a quarter is way to much for her and walk away.
I pictured it in my head and its really funny.
Flip the cart over and weigh it down so she can't escape
Unless you can get the cart on a busy road in one push, the only winning move is not to play at all
Hop in one of the other carts, and let's go.
Push that cart into an incoming car
thanks for the massive kek mate
Ask her why she is always provoking me and ask if shes only in my head.