fembot here
I really wanna fuck wizard
Fembot here
before you fuck a wizard, succubus, you must get through me first
>unzips dick
Back, temptress. Your siren call lands on deaf ears.
Dude epic hmu xD hehehehhe
A wizard stays true to his waifu. You'll never entice them, 3d thot. Begone!
You wouldn't want some 30 year virgin who's never even touched a woman before let alone knows how to please one. You'd hold his hand and he'd whine and cum in his pants.
You retarded roasties the powers we obtain from being wizards are for more valuable then your roast beef flaps we have ascended past 3d girls the strongest of us even ascending past 2d and going full monk
I dont talk about r9k wizard, but actual wizard with beard you dumb fuck
You want to fuck an old man?
Gross
you fool, you have no power here, thot!
you want to fuck milf/gilf?
gross
>you want to fuck a milf/gilf
No, not really, you fucking freak
oh yeah like loser like you would refuse offer like this (pic related)
I'm going to puke and you're fucked in the head you want to fuck an old man with a grey beard
So you are faggot? I got it, why didnt you tell me sooner you have mental ilness
I have a beard, a bathrobe, and a big stick.
Lets do this thing.
I didn't say fat ugly wizard, but fit, old chad wizard.
Girls are girls you remember? Whatever we want it must be always Chad in the end.
Gonna ignore the fact you just called me fat and ugly with no supporting evidence and instead address the fact that I now want to play a video game where the protaganist uses his outrageous beard fist to beat his enemies senseless.
yeah.... nah.... you really dont... lol. you want a dude who's not some mentally ill developmentally challenged virgin with hangups and issues to last for days. thats what wizards are
wizards are anti-thesis of being sexually attractive. sorry. go date a cute boy or be part of chad's harem or something
BASED, arigatou Mr robobro
Cute and wholesome wizard here.
Begone, harlot.
Come to Odessa Texas and be my wizard deflowering GF. I make 140k as a drilling engineer at Halliburton and you can spend it all traveling to see virgins and fuck their little cocks
Dog bless you user, you never fail to make me laugh
Thank you. Come to Odessa Texas and be my meme appreciating friend (platonic). I make 140k as a drilling engineer at Halliburton and you can spend it all on photoshop to make fresh content
>wizard
>not lizard
I'm an actual wizard. Why should I fuck you?