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Will you be meeting with Amer Shippy?

Yes and I've done it before and enjoyed it. So nerr!

did you know if you watch porn whilst lifting weights you'll perform better as long as you don't beat off

gonna stay in bed for a bit and do some farts methinks

Good morning fellas sleep well?

I had a bit of trouble actually nodding off but once I did I slept right through to the alarm which is rare for me, usually get woken up by some mong clattering about on the street outside

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just now got woken up by a car driving past playing everytime we touch

have an appointment at the job centre and then i'm going to play some video games

i kept waking up every 2 hours and the only drink i had was a bottle of fanta from my dominoes

Sadly not lad. I couldn't stop thinking about something that happened at work.
>be in team meeting
>manager says only one manager will be in next week
>she doesn't understand the job or the systems at all
>say in meeting it's pointless going to her when somebody asks for a manager often makes things worse
>some fat girl shouts out OH she's sitting over there in the corner can't believe you said she's useless
>shrink down in seat as i thought she had left for the day
>fat blonde girl keeps going on about it

Fuck sake. Probably upset a manager and made myself seem like a right dick.

t. me tomorrow
gotta fabricate my job search at some point today

i'm only doing it because my mum has threatened to kick me out if i dont truthfully i really don't want to go

I'm happy for you lad we all need our rest. I've been sleeping really well recently and getting up earlyish which always puts me in a good mood. Lovely Seymour as well

if it's your first one it'll be a long one, but they'll do the talking, you just nod your head and sign the papers

Don't worry about it lad if she's that incompetent you wont be the only one to have noticed.

it's my second time but first since i was 18 so i'm expecting all the shit they're gonna chat

Yeah I definitely feel far better waking up early and having the time to wake up fully and relax for a bit, instead of getting up and needing to be out the door in the next half hour. Good sleep is definitely the key to happiness lad

been quite constipated recently lads. very hard marbles of poo.

Pour boiling water in your arse to soften them up a bit lad

Slowly realising my default natural state is grumpy arsehole. Any time I try to be anything else it feels false.

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snowfall s03e07
>30 seconds of mexican man throwing someone out of a window
>1 minute of teddy and his wife
>the rest of it was about the blacks and the coppers daughter getting hooked on crack

milling around the house for 30 minutes before leaving is pretty luxurious. i'm lucky that i start work at noon two days a week though.

We discussed this last night, the post before Modi was me too. Had I been working on my own I would have loved to, but a colleague is picking me up and will be waiting for me so I can't hang around

Did enough of these free crypto things on coinbase to scrape enough money for half a g of smack. Gonna get high and watch "the boys"

Cor my belly button smells absolutely rank rotten today

>it's literally poleaboos street

This is a serious coincidence. I know what number poley is and it's not the same one, but literally less than 200 metre's from poley

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shame you're not 15 metres away

>poley sees shippys post and comes running down the street naked, his gigantic sissy penis flopping in the wind. poley presses his cone hrt tits firmly against shippys flabby folds. they embrace and swap tongue spit

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>Shippys Mercedes colleague can be seen across the road in a car, a look of fear and revulsion etched across his face

My point was that if I woke up with half an hour to spare I certainly wouldn't be milling about, I'd be frantically showering, making breakfast and getting ready

Wouldn't leave a Mercedes for a test drive with anyone on Amer's street. Not gonna get it back

It's the universe putting you 2 close together again. Don't deny fate shippy, go introduce yerself to the in laws

same. i need to try eating healthier. also might go to dr's to talk about bulk forming laxatives for a bit.

yeah when i say half an hour spare i mean an hour and a half. it takes me an hour to pack bag, iron clothes, eat breakfast. the extra 30 minutes *is* for milling around.

Gotcha. Yeah any spare time before work is a luxury, I live a 10 minute walk away so I get a lot more time than most

Lmao too good

Got an interview in a couple of hours lads. im scare

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Good luck lad, try and remain calm and remember to seem enthusiastic and eager, ask them some questions too. Even if you don't get the job it's good experience for future interviews

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Ask them how they keep infection out of the workplace

What's the job for? I hate going places. Always end up having a minimum of 3 poos before going out

pirating 50gb games from a bunch of google drive links really is hard work, perhaps i earned it after all

remember lad if it's a bloke interviewing you a footie under the table will go a long way

Cheers! I'll keep it in mind
Support worker at a care home. Part-time night-shift position though, so hopefully its duties won't be as frantic as it normally entails

night shift is comfy in any job. bit more chilled defo.
good luck with it user, hope you get it

you do realise jdownloader an other internet download managers are a thing?

Good luck user! Keeping my fingers crossed for you.
Hope you like changing incontinence pads and screaming old people when you're sleep deprived

yeah but not if the file quota is exceeded, then you have to do them one by one

poley got stood up pftahaha

can't you join one of those private trackers these fags sometime talk about?

>mfw my brother goes to work
>Calls everyone "wagies"
>Constantly refers to work as "the wage cage"
>Everyone getting mad as fuck as him
>"Ah... as expected as those in the wage cage"
I don't know why this is so funny and triggers so many people

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poor poley just wants a good bumming.
can't believe shippy's teasing xim like this

i wouldn't want to torrent anything because I'm too cheap for pay for a VPN

I got a couple of books, Black Sun Rising by Celia Friedman, and Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson, which one should I read first?

gardens of the moon

I've had Garden of the Moon on my book shelf for over a year, give it a read and tell me if it's worth it

Gardens of the Moon it is then, will let you know if it's any good lad.

Being a care worker is a meme job. I used to do it where they made me drive around from home to home and look after the old fucks.
What was stupid was I'd show up at 7am and this old blind woman who stank of piss would grab my hair and tell me how sexy I sounded. Then my next call would be at like 9 so I'd just sit around in my car for hours not being paid.
On top of that, you only got paid for the time you were allotted. So let's say Call #2 is 15 minutes. I have to sign in 15 minutes and I get paid for 15 minutes. Doesn't matter if I'm there for an hour. It's 15 minutes.
So you can imagine after doing 4 houses I'm basically getting 1 hours wage even if it takes 4.
There were people happily doing this shit job and thinking it was good that they started at 4am and finished at 8pm and got paid 30 quid a day.
I mean it was during the recession but FUCK THAT.
At least I have some funny stories about old people.

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Made me laugh too lad, where does your brother work?

You don't need a VPN for private trackers.

i became a tranny to get out of manual labour

its worked quite well

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Now only to do this driving lesson

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH that stoopid spider's still in the garden
It's caught a big moth in its web
Looking at it is bloody scarey. Wtf? I'm a GIAAAAAAANT
*runs off and smokes spliff in bathroom*

Fugggggg forgot image somehow

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IN THE GATHERING STORM COMES A TALL HANDSOME MAN

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Lad I've been torrenting shit daily since about 2005 and I've never got so much as a warning letter

That sounds horrendous lad, how is anybody supposed to earn a living from that

Lads need some help here to keep my bennies intact.

Job centre forced me to go to a "Information session" for a production line monkey job. It was at the job centre so I had to go, once I got there I obviously listened to the bullshit and eventually said it wasn't for me and they said that's fine so I left. My problem is my "work advisor" will inevitably ask me how it went and If I say I didn't like the sound of it she's going to get pissy with me and sanction me right? You're not allowed to "reject" job offers and they expect you to take anything to get signed off, so how do I counter this lads? I cant just say I didn't like the sound of it.

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Same, I swear the amount of shit I've downloaded (and still do) and haven't heard a thing, although I switched to using private trackers in the '10's. I have a feeling that lad is Gen Z.

My appointment was alright just nodded and said yeah a lot

It's like you lads haven't even seen Trainspotting..

lie, say that they rejected you

Can you explain private trackers for the mongs among us?

This is what I was thinking but don't know how I can make them believe I wasn't accepted. I can't say they filled the position(s) as my work advisor posted they're still looking for people yesterday.

OH yeah I forgot it was in my own car too and the first call was a 25 min drive from my house
And you use your own petrol
They do refund you petrol if you hand in a petrol thingy at the end of the month (another 30 minute drive) but you couldn't just collect the petrol things and hand them in all at once you had to do it each month basically meaning you were getting fuck all back in petrol literally pence

What is it? Heron.

private trackers are super sekrit clubs for torrents, they are invite only so you need to hang out with autists to get in

who the FUCK are you calling a zoomer? i'll fucking do you badly lad

u ever shag one of the gilfs?

you should really up the depression and anxiety card so you dont have to even go to these things

act like tim byrne

Aye aye captain. Yeah it is, next day delivery and everything

You can do a driving lesson after that lol

You know like The Pirate Bay where you can just download shit from anywhere? Private trackers are super sekrit clubhouses with their own torrents that you have to be invited to or fill out an autistic application for it.
For 99 percent of people they're not worth it because the autism power levels of seeding/leeching is just too much to bother with, but some are comfy.
I'm in The Horror Charnel which is like every horror movie ever made and the admins are super boomers who don't give a fuck.

Nah not a chance in hell, that's why I'm waiting. I am however very tempted

Me I still use fucking TPB and still not even a slap on the wrist. Police are way too busy to start going after some teenager that download GoT, so there's no reason to be worried

Private as in you can't just register an account, you have to get an invite from someone who's already a member. This means it's far harder for organisations to snoop on your torrents

How did you get into smack? Are you not a bit worried about fucking your life up?

Lol makes sense... You should prob stick to bud man but it's your life so I ain't preachin lol. Good Luck later!!!

I got an invite to a japanese arcade rhythm game torrent tracker because I helped some lad get initial d to work on hos computer.

no intention of torrenting but I appreciated the gesture

Not him but some people just manage lol. Was a practicing dr on it his whole career. Just look a William S Burroughs. I wouldn't risk it tho lol

DUDE OPIATES LMAO

my Empornium account is my pride and joy, I'd probably off myself if I ever lost it