/r9gay/ - #819

Protestants and gays are similar!

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>tfw no cute bottom fem bf to cuddle while we watch movies

:thinking:

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>cute bottom fem bf
but user, I have someone already.

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All I want is a boyfriend free boy

Would you call me [prefix]"boy" from time to time?

what is a prefix boy

>tfw no bf to help me get over my anorexia, who in turn I'd wake up with kisses every day

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seriously though
why do you even bother posting here anymore, it's obvious you just keep giving into temptations when you come here
you've admitted to lusting after your male russian friend, trying to bf meow, and possibly another user as well?

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thats the original dream isnt it

just came here to say , fags go to hell

Sorry, am this poster used the wrong image

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>tfw anorexic bf to stuff with foods and see him grow happy

tfw no bf to overpower

>giving the tripfag a (You)
yikes

pls feed me nice food and I'll love you

lets eat ice cream together user :)

I think life is incredibly beautiful but loneliness makes it difficult sometimes. I wish I had someone I could share these feelings with.

I just came all over my bedsheets because i hadn't fapped in over a week and went to sleet naked.

what flavour do you like? :>

don't even reply to this pathetic closeted fag

same here, user, but I would need someone to live my life with first :(

>everyone in this thread
youtu.be/D9mOG8g_SEU

I like lot's of flavours, cookie dough is nice I guess. Most important is that we get a 500ml so I can spoon feed you!

im horrified

Now your bedsheets smell like cum!

that sounds super comfy user. We could cuddle under a warm blanket while eating it

>gorillaz yaoi
How fucking dare you

this place is shit

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please don't insult the place where I met my absolutely perfect bf

For some reason this is really hot to me and i kinda want to masturbate and cum there again right now
>tfw no bf to punish me for ruining my bedsheets

Which Fire Emblem guy do you want to fuck the most?

I wont be your bf if we dont have lots of cuddles

that won't be a problem then, because I don't intend to cuddle lots desu
we could even cuddle naked

correction: I don't intend to not cuddle lots

I think I'm getting tired

I want to cuddle with you! Are you from EU sleepy boy?

ya, EU it is :3
would love falling asleep while cuddling

Im also EU! Would love to spoon with you after I made you eat lots of food..

i dont want to ruin ur thing but thats some sorta gross manbeast rolling in your own fluids kinda shit that nobody wants to be a part of
just
ahhhhhh thats so gross

nicee, what part? I can only imagine how nice it would be to have your arm wrapped around me in bed

Am i still banned?
I am still banned.

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im northwest eu originally, what part are you from?

nope youre back in the trenches fucker

I can already smell the dick.
Nice.

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same, more specifically the lovely Scandinavia

scandis are cute! Im from the benelux area so it's not close, but not really far away either. Do you have contact

>tfw no conspiracy theory maniac bf

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you're sweet! being able to drive there in a day, I'd consider that pretty close all things considered. what app/program/whatever do you prefer?

email is fine desu

it feels like being hugged?

alrighty, I've made a temporary email for now [email protected]

how is this hellish thread still around

I don't know about maniac, But there's some fun about imagining what a hypothetical secret cabal of elites would do to control the populace and shape society to their will
and if we can think of them, so can they, so they're probably happening

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what kind of decisions would the grand-schmuck roundtable even be making?

I just want to make a crazy person to fall for me. I would pretend that I believe his insanity. Eventually he'd trust no one else but me and doesn't want to leave by my side.

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Why do people like psychological duping? I'm honestly really interested in the appeal.

No one will ever genuinely love me. But I am against violence and don't want to force anyone physically to be with me. So I want another sick and deranged person to connect with me.

Okay I feel that.

how do boys somehow all know what to say to get inside me? could whoever been telling them please stop.

Anything that increases your dependence on the system
Forego monogamous relationships and move away from your family so you have no real solace in another behind closed doors, live in huge cities with depressing demoralizing architecture where you own and control nothing, give up your powers to your betters for the good of the planet
All stuff that's subtlety pushed through media and corporations but when you're dealing with a population of billions those small things are enough to tip the scales

That's exactly the sort of twisted and unhealthy relationship I know I should avoid but kind of want

drunk and listening to sludge metal
want a big fat hairy bf to throw me around the room like a fucking house cat

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You want to avoid it because you've been told it's "wrong" and "unhealthy". But deep down you know that they are lies. Some people are not meant to be in "normal" relationship.

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>be me in kindergarten
>curious what tongue would taste like
>told friend about it and convinced him to try it out
>me and friend licked each others tongues
>was pretty gross
>never really talked about it since

I did some weird shit as a child. Not gay though, probably bi but never tried it.

he basically never spoke to me unless he wanted to be lewd and couldn't even hold up the driest of conversations, why do i miss him /r9gay/? what's wrong with me?

Plz don't throw your cats :[

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No, perhaps not, it makes sense that abnormal people are suited to abnormal relationships but I don't think that being manipulated would be a good idea, could it really be genuine trust like that?

>tfw no thick thighs, wide hips, big arms bf

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Inside of you literally or emotionally?

tfw no soft cute and warm cowboy bf

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ill throw you on my fat smelly neet dick u fag

>tfw no bf to build a brick oven with

>tfw no bf to build a brick oven with and then burn jews in it

Why would you build a brick oven.

Who has cute images? I need them.

There's a whole board for that, I thought you fags love that place

oh word? prove it tubby
post tummy

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Who the FUCK ships this. Stop. Leave 2d alone.

make big pizza with bf

>tfw no pizza maker bf

Why wont you just like. Go to a restaurant?

Hello, I have thick thighs and big arms, what about you user?

tfw puny twig arms

tfw insecure about my big wide chest

tfw humblebrag posting

I don't have either yet but I'm working on it.
I figure I will never get such a bf until I am equivalent anyways.

does anybody wanna play games with me, i'm currently playing r6 siege but i've got several others.

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I would be happy to help you user! How long have you been lifting?

I started like a week ago, I have this light barbell and some 10 lb. plates. I'm really weak.

Aww, thats kinda adorable, considered getting a gym membership?

nooo!
I'm too self conscious and autistic
I'll get a gym membership when I feel less weak and my arms are thick enough I can no longer wrap my finger and thumb around my wrist

I want to bully you for being weak, where do you live user?