Gosh, I sure wish I had a shemale mommy

Gosh, I sure wish I had a shemale mommy.

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wtf is wrong with his dick

it's bend sideways

Hey this shemale stole chris chans duck

It's really, really hard and slightly bent. It looks unbelievably sexy, nothing is wrong with it.

It's prehensile. It's completely controllable.

It looks fucking disgusting, a little bent is no big deal, but that thing looks ill.

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This .webm is funny in a cosmic kind of way.

Is this the first hard cock you've seen that bends upwards when hard or something? Her dick looks fine.

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how is it funny? it's sexy.

yeah this, that dick is fucking alarming it looks stepped on. straight up disgusting and unable to perform its intended function

Post full source I'm horny

>bent "dick"
>necklace

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Why futas/shemales when you can just put a strap-on onto a biological woman?

Because a woman can't feel the sweet, tight embrace of your insides through a strap-on and cum her brains out using you like a plaything, user.

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You guys do realize that erections for some look like this. Now take this and just a slightly bent dick. How is that in any way as abnormal as you're making it out to be?

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Thanks. I'll dedicate this session to you.

Bent penis means Jewish?

Because a human penis is one of the sexiest objects in the universe, and a piece of fucking boring plastic is nothing.

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That's a Brazilian, I know it. No other trannies look as good as Brazilians do. I wouldn't fuck a tranny unless (s)he was Brazilian or from some other Latin American country.

>tfw the highest mine reaches is the 2nd pic no matter how hard I get
Used to stand at like a fucking 80 degree angle when I was younger. All the fapping wore it down.

Because the thing about shemales is that the penis triggers something in a man's brain. Straight men are turned on by dicks, but not men. That's why we watch porn where girls are sucking dicks. You take the dick off of the man and put it onto a woman and you're fusing two different sexual triggers.

He's obviously suffering from a hard case of Peyronie's disease, which is not really normal or good.
Also, uncut dick + that necklace.
What did he mean by this?

You guys are overreacting. Her dick is fine, it looks great.

>tfw t girl
>tfw want a mommy, but everyone wants you to be their mommy
>tfw no one to give you cuddles

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Shut up and be my dom mommy! Use me like a covksleeve