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might go vegan desu

any vegan lids here?

>b-b-but he has PTSD from when he got called a chubster in school!

my nan died yesterday and I don't give a shit

We told you Andrew

>don't doxx fellow anons
>said anons doxx themselves instead

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Alri Weatherfu pal

I personally would not and it would be another epic chapter.

my name isn't andrew

i don't know what that means

>trying to guess who I am
You'll never get it so don't bother.

DM you've made the right choice. You'll only validate her as a woman which is never a good idea and her boyfriend will get a hard on when she tells him about it.

yeah, still fucking sucks though

genuinely wouldn't i would be quite pleased

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i would invite all anons to mine for a party

Loads of people think they fall in love with their therapist, she probably instantly hates them all by now. I saw it in an episode of Frasier.

i hate frasier i think he's a cunt

I wouldn't be happy that someone felt so bad they killed themselves, but i'd be happy if moni never posted here again.

Just walked past a couple of guys tagging my local corner shop what should i do lads

beat em the fuck up lad, don't let em do your local like that

id go to moni funeral part-- sorry, i mean wake.

>t. Cam Winston

ask them if they need their assholes reamed

I wish it had been HHL and not Steve Smith who got his head blown off by a bouncer the other day.

>episode of Frasier

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*Stares up into the night sky*

youtube.com/watch?v=OztC_7nkAd8

strawpoll.me/18522463
>strawpoll.me/18522463
strawpoll.me/18522463

>driving lessons going really well
>nailing all the manouvres
>confident on the roads
>hill starts roundabouts motorways etc all fine
>do practice tests with my instructor
>no major faults, maybe a couple of minors
>generally smashing it
>go for the test
>have a literal panic attack and nearly crash the car
this is the third time this has happened ffs

i'm sad about my therapist lads,

give me some comfort before i go to bed

For once we all meet him and he's not alive to enjoy it lel

*Pats you on the head*
You be better now m'kay

She's not worth it, she laughs about you while lying in bed with Chad at night.

hug me please

take out the part after the comma and resubmit

no. id organise a group trip to spit on his grave

Man i'm the exact same, i failed 4 times. I can drive absolutely fine but i stress out in the tests and make stupid mistakes. My friend recommended getting some calming pills or spray that apparently helps with nerves, maybe try that?

Can we go to the zoo after we've spitted? I wana see whales

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Shippy is more of a menace than Moni

It's a character, not a real person. there's no prospect of it

Shippy is arguably the sickest 'personality' here.

Does Poley have ANY friends here, even?

Yeah - Shippy. Here's a photo of them together. I've pixelated Shippy's face though to protect his identity

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Good job that mate, can't make him out at all

nonces of a feather...

take a beta blocker

How do you think it must feel to be moni lurking and having nothing to read but absolute vitriol encouraging suicide? Lads aughta feel ashamed

Jesus Christ, uggo alert.

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He'd love it I reckon

>blocking all of us just to pass your driving test
Is it really worth it?

> I've pixelated Shippy's face though to protect his identity

hardest i've laughed today

he has a humiliation fetish so all the nasty posts just make him spunk all over his childish bedroom

awful. Take the (You) and never make a "joke" again

my fucking sides lad
oregano

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Worth it for the (You) to be honest, thanks fren.

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Woke up after the local shop had closed so I had to walk about 1/2 a mile down machete lane to get some Irn Bru. Guess how many slugs and how many snails I counted along the way?

how does shippy look 12 and 40 at the same time.

Pic of me with my 6'2 friend

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not sure theres whales at the zoo, sure theres an aquarium in rochdale though

Was meeting Shippy not a better experience

12 year old with a hormone malfunction that made him grow facial hair

why does poley look like a dreamworks character

1200 to shit down my throat?

>some random guy at a games night who didn't know you were taking a photo of him

someone call the spoons he's most likely at. say there's a pedo playing a childs card game.

whoever is making these edits is brilliant

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>I've pixelated Shippy's face though to protect his identity

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Nah thats a picture of whats left of a pint, an MTG board and someones arms.
Try again Moni.

>i had a full moustache on my first day of secondary school
help

>IMG_20190722
Gonna need a time machine first lad

>it's another "everyone talks about trips and 'personalities' episode"
Gonna come back tomorrow when the NEETs are around, at least they talk about actual things.

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Just bought a Marisa Kirisame plush. Hahaha, what am I like?

Were ya having wet dreams with fully fertile sperm at 6 months old?

>Marisa Kirisame plush
How much was it

yeah like noncery

>whoever is making these edits is briIliant
Also recall him being a tranny chaser tbqh.

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Boo hoo I'm gonna whinge and moan before slithering back into my hole instead of actually prompting a conversation relevant to my interests

9 quid, an official Phantasm one

i don't think so but who can remember being 6 months old

>literally colas bf
>hmn recall him being a tranny chaser
dinguys

youtube.com/watch?v=KBW8cvwjkDY
I want this played at my wedding
simple as

Don't ask us, ask your future wife.
That would be a cute way of asking her to marry you too.

who is this?
im not clued in

Don't have any whatsapp messages except from my mum

That's Mayuri, he shagged cola a few times and now he's with some 15 year old Welsh boy.

whos cola, the other tranny?

Yeah she's the attractive one.

>That's Mayuri
newfag

God i hate it, who gives a fuck about these faggots, why is everyone always talking about them?

i doubt it
post pic?

Yeah and there's another one but we don't need to talk about them. They've moved on for good, never to return to this toxic community.

Just applied for a new job, wish me luck lads.

Good luck mate, reckon you've got a chance?

Here you go, loads to browse through at your own "leisure" ;]

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