*unplugs your internet router*
hmm?
*unplugs your internet router*
Not cool i was doing something what do you want?
Why did you originally pull that plug?
*beats into the floor* That's what you get for interrupting my time. Now fuck off.
her eyes are so nice. i want to rape her
That's when i stick my dick in her rathole as punishment
*plugs her into the socket*
Surprise earsex time
>Kick her in the face while she's down
Plug it back in and BEGONE THOT
>connects to my other router
>*locks the door*
*unplugs your other internet router*
hmm?
>connects to my infinite cellular data
If you would like to say something do it, I am listening
>unsheathes wifi hotspot
Your move, kiddo
>tfw gf IS the router
>connects to phone
but i use a wired connection to my modem and keep it under my desk
*unplugs your cell provider's routers*
hmm?
bitch has a very long arm
>tfw I would like this much effort from someone for my attention
*unzip my final plug*
Time for some discipline.
>unplugs your life
>plugs my wifi back in
ho?
>unzipping your pants for the last plug
>a buttplug
holy heck im loving this thread
*fucks her in every imaginable position*
Would slowly turn my head until my eyes lock onto hers.. My brow twitching as a droplet of sweat grazes down my temple. My breathing stuttered, I try to vocalize my distress but all I can mutter are erratic sounds of despair. My eyes widen as I reach up and grip my head with both hands, gripping tightly against my hair I let out a blood curdled shout to the heavens before collapsing, unconscious to the ground. My panting slows with each breath taken, my final word carried by a sigh of absolute defeat:
>Roastie...
*gets out spray bottle*
NO! BAD!
I'm downloading things you bitch.
*unplug your computer*
hmm?
You better plug that back in...
>MOTHERFUCKER! YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE MY GAME! AND STOP LAGGING IT WITH YOUR SHITTY STUPID NORMIE APP! YOU'RE USING TO MUCH BANDWITH! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*unplugs your t1 provider*
null?
>kirito snapped.jpg
oh yeah, well you're a basedboy. even worse than a s oyboy. pure normie cringe, a phrase that only redditfags use.
Rikka you're lucky you have nice thighs
I'm very angry
jokes on you
my computer and router only work when unplugged
Rapes
>jokes on you thats what I wanted teehee
Kills
>are you enjoying it now bitch?
ha jokes on you i only play singleplayer games
How is this even possibl