Hi! How are yalls today?

>Didn't want to clean up the mess
That's the most beta excuse for dream cucking yourself I've ever heard. Unless you shoot a half litre of baby juice every time you bust a nut.

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Well, you gotta remember I was still mostly asleep and made poor decisions. Cut me some slack.

Just wear a condom to bed like a REAL man and chuck your white noise machine for some BOSE speakers playing HC porn on repeat. Build up your testosterone while you sleep

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It was pretty shit until she started drunk texting me

@54045772
good, I was feeling a bit bad but your post made me feel better, I'm glad tripfags are suffering, here's hoping for a short life and a horrible death, user.

>She
Don't leave us hanging user
Elaborate a little

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She's a girl and she sent me some messages while drunk today.

send?
if shes drunk she definately wants that dick user

I don't follow that logic at all.

i mean send nudes if she did also you should totally go over to her house and anal that drunk ass

Im working on getting a gf. Dont know if itll work out

1. There's no way I'm sending nudes
2. I highly doubt she'd send nudes
3. She's in another country right now, so if any of that bullshit worked how am I gonna go over to hers?.

I pay you for nudes put price

shit works out in the end mate

Nah, kys lier

I'm good thank you for asking! how about you OP?

it's 6am and raining outside. sun should have risen at 5.51 but clouds cover the sky. the rain hitting the window sure is comfy.

I woke up a few hours ago, ate breakfast, fought with extension cables, jerry rigged audio with plastic spoon and duct tape. rolled a joint and poured myself a rum and coke.

there's only so much offline testing I can do for audio levels so I'd appreciate it if any robots could check in and report how it sounds. I'll try my best with this $12 mic.

of course all robots welcome to hang out in chat. I'll get started with some metal gear solid for friday morning twitch.tv/nappajuu

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Are you still there?
I need u

tired and bout to go to sleep.

Panicing in my room at rehab. Scared of going out and one of the hardcore half dead junkies talking to me.

Winners do not use drug

this has been one of the worst days ive had in a while.

In here for alcohol detox.

Winners dont browse r9k

Winners don't do HARD drugs

WRONG any drug is bad
do not be a loser

Saw a girl smear peanutbutter on the road, didn't get why she'd do that so i had to ask her and she said it would go well with the traffic jam.

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I'm alright
Passing away a night of work making sure a bunch of servers and networking equipment don't have a shit fit.
Just finished watching Session 9...Good movie.

A local blind man fell down a well.

Guess he couldn't see that well.

Talk about movies, i hear they're making a movie about clocks.

Think its about time.

Knock Knock
>Original joke blox

Atleast your mountain climber dad didn't call you cliff.

A book fell on my head.
I have only myshelf to blame.
Anyway whos there?

>tfw Alexa tricked me into calling my girlfriend 'Dad'

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Cargo
>set up original content

The book was about the history of glue. Cant seem to put it down.
Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep
You see I really like dad jokes because my father died a long time ago and my mother never remarried so I've never had a father figure in my life.

I dunno user, to be frank,

I'd have to change my name.

I always knew you were a big wiener

Gotta force myself to workout and study today while having zero motivation for it other than that I'm going out to a restaurant today with my family so that's kinda nice.

Also after a full year of unemployment i finally got a job, it's just a warehouse job but i guess you gotta start somewhere.

Yeah, i dunno.
Took my first elevator trip today. It was an uplifting experience but the second time let me down.

Just dont listen to electrons. They're always negative.

Today my boss told me to attach two pieces of wood and i totally nailed it.

Amazing skills. Hope you got a raise for that good deed.

Yeah it was better than when i made a belt out of watches.
That was a waist of time.

im okay. ill make a vegan thread in a bit. i want to experiment making it towards the morning hours, to see if i get any different reactions. usually my Jow Forums thread hits 300+ replies and my r9k thread hits 40-100 replies, but it varies

im going to go to my doctor today for some test injections, and buy some stuff off the internet. play some d2 later. just another day

Seriously considering atleast going veggie. Tried making home made burgers and it was raw on the inside. Ate it anyway and mother of god i've never been so shit. I've binge drinked 3 liters of booze in two days and the hangover was pancakes in comparison

I am about to go to sleep and wake up to another day of waging. I love Cocoa