>be tortured virgin until 25 >lose virginity to slutty 16yo cosplayer "celebrity" in 4 day bareback fuckfest, no creampies allowed >get memory burnt into brain of doggystyling her while she lets out her squeeks and become stained pervert
>get girl from twitch to meet up with me as a fuck buddy >get her on birth control and do nothing but ravage her doggystyle and cum deep in her pussy as possible for months
>coworker complains about not being able to get fucked, tell her to come over >get coworker on birth control and have sex with her 3 hours a day, cumming on her cervix approx 2000x until she moves away 2 years later
>girl on Craigslist posts her perfect pussy, send her a pic of my dick and say I want to creampie her >walk into a hotel room and get mauled at the door by an eager girl and my dick shoved down her throat >immediately bend her over and mercilessly bareback her cunt until I explode hard inside her flooding her, stay hard and fuck her constantly until a second creampie >meet her again several times for 3 hour doggystyle sessions where I unload everything in my balls into her
You guys should be man sluts instead of incels, it's way more fun, I cannot stop bending girls over, that thrust inside where your dick just gets gripped and sucked on, and every moan from the girl corresponding to the vagina squeezing your cock. It's the finest thing in the world
Im trying. I have not had anywhere near the success you have though. I walk around town trying to get dates or phone numbers but I realize its a numbers game and take my time. Cant wait until I get a fwb deal with someone. Bareback sex with a horny minx of a gal sounds great.
I have only had long rough sex one time and that was a month ago. My dick is eager for more.
Whats the longest youve fucked a girl OP?
Ryder Miller
The longest I've fucked straight is about 2 hours, more common is 1hr 15min. At 2 hours the girl is usually done and there's a water break.
Every time I fuck a girl once she becomes a complete cum dumpster that wants to drain my balls into their cunt. Even the 16yo that I wasn't allowed to cum inside of, told me later over Skype that I should have just fuckin dumped in her over and over again anyway because she NEEDED IT.
>This story Hmmmmm... That doesn't seem right. Oh wait i forgot! I'm on r9larp, alright then moving on.
Aiden Garcia
more
>girl with crazy hot body "available for fun" >requests money but abnormally low amount >pick her up, she wants me to meet down the road, is afraid of me as fuck and says she's not a prostitute even though we agreed to fuck >get her naked and wrap it, thanking the lord for my feast before me >naturally she gets ready for doggy and pound her for well over an hour >every time I slow down and she thinks I'm about to stop, I just start digging in again while she makes comments like "are you serious?" >give her $20 and whisky, send her home >do this like 4 more times, she's tried to push drugs on me at first but learned I only wanted her >she starts doing cocaine while I fuck her again and again. >when I pick her up her boyfriend is watching me >one session condom falls off, end up barebacking her for half an hour >tell her we have to stop because the condom fell off and I was close to cumming inside her >she smiles tells me it's okay and says I can cum in her >living room becomes a moanfest while I cum deep in her pussy as deep as I can >go to drop her off, she tells me in a rush about how her life is fucked and she's sent out to sell drugs and her boyfriend beats her >never see her again after she kisses me and bites my lip so hard it bleeds >she was supposed to be selling me drugs but instead she had me cum inside her while she consumed them
Oliver Gray
Aww fuck. I'm a simp for shit like that.
John Murphy
The perks of having a big dick.
Grayson Price
user i dont even care if its a larp, tell me ow you do these things? Where do you find these girls?
Colton Gonzalez
First girl was Jow Forums/YouTube. I added her to Skype and orbited.
Second girl was a LoL player on twitch that I played with. I'm good at the game and mentioned I lived in her town.
Lots are from when Craiglist had personals.
Benjamin Murphy
And nowadays, in a time where tinder and social media have made it super difficult?
Or have you settled down now and just talking about the old days
Lucas Cox
Not op but kinda similar.
>got head at 17 >nothing else till 23 >picked up momentum from there >averaged 2 to 3 gfs per year >finally became a good rebound guy >finally just started fucking unhappy wives of friends >got a threesome lined up with a couple of slutty sisters tomorrow evening >be 32 now but still have crippling depression when not getting head regularly
It takes time but we can all achieve greatness if we keep plugging away.
I slowed down after the coworker just let me dump in her everyday. I've had 31 partners now, maybe 8 bareback. Never any diseases, I'm lucky.
I use leolist now... There is one really cute girl that lets me creampie her that looks like a mix of 2 childhood crushes. I have to pay her for that so I don't really bother, but it was a surreal thing straight up just having a fit tiny version of what I spent YEARS failing to get, completely naked and ready to be devoured infront of me, in exchange for 3 fuckin pieces of paper.
I'm on the verge of having an 18yo move in with me (I'm 33 now). That girl will barely be able to walk if it happens.
Michael Hernandez
>be tortured virgin until 25 oh my god dude are you okay please respond the horror
David Gonzalez
Yeah I know it's normal now. It was less common to be a virgin at 25 in 2010.
Ryder Clark
lmfao fucking based sarcasmposter
Jack Williams
>pierced nippples A man of culture I see.
Carter Scott
More stories chad anons.
Nicholas Morgan
You think a 27yo virgin like me have a chance to fuck many women? I thought that at a certain age is over
Asher Hill
What do you do to get women user?
Colton Martinez
I'm finding I'm becoming more desired by 14-18yo girls the older I get, physically. If anything my sex life took off in my 30s and was dead in my 20s.
So can you have plenty of sex in your 30s, 40s, and 50s? I thought that teenage years and early 20s were supposed to be your best years at sex? So i still have a chance?
John Green
While I'm OP and I'm white, 6'2 180lbs, chin with deep voice with a big penis, it's all numbers game. I just threw bullshit out there until I found out how women reacted to everything. I can usually "sniff out" a girl that wants to get creampied 5 times a day by her body actions now.
100 girls reject my bullshit while 1 accepts. I don't bother trying to be friends or have any effort and do everything honestly and powerfully. Hey wanna fuck? I can pick you up and drop you off after or whatever
Ian Myers
Procreate, cumbrain.
Landon Bell
>white, 6'2 180lbs, chin with deep voice with a big penis >100 girls reject my bullshit while 1 accepts If that's your ratio then it's completely over for me. Fuck this I'm getting the rope.
That's some weird as shit belief. You know most couples just fuck all the time right? In their 30s, 40s and 50s. Pretty sure the people up from me are in their 60s and I hear her moaning nearly every morning. The people that are unhappy are the ones not fucking.
Some women age nicely and it's probably peak sexuality. Some women early 30s are so comfortable and suited for a role that everything is just smoother. It's just good sex and both people know what feels good.
You know why you don't hear about older people having sex? It's so common place and possibly boring to them that they don't think about it. They don't need to talk about it because it's covered or well explored. As opposed to young people that still have unmet desires.
Personally I've had sex with extremely beautiful women, in every case none of these women were ones that would have a relationship with me. I don't feel much reason to explore because I want a relationship with one.
Gabriel Jackson
A couple years ago
>friend from high school has been married to his wife for ten years >wife and I had always been friends >we start talking about lack of good sex while drunk one night >she starts snapping me the next day >she is a freak but her husband is a christcuck that only wants to fuck to procreate >things get hot n heavy >she comes to my house >is inside the door three minutes before she is on her knees with my cock in her mouth >facefuck her mercilessly >slapped her around until tears were rolling >licked her clit while massaging her g spot with my index and middle finger >she came twice >bent her over and rawdogged her fit 20 minutes >she came another two or three times >sat down and let her suck me to completion >she sallowed >we went and ate lunch and she snapped the husband saying we had randomly ate at the same place >husband was dumb and never suspected anything
I would if I could get a gf. They reject me though, and always for fucking dumb reasons. So I fuck sluts. The sluts feel great.
Blake Bell
So i don't need to feel like shit that i have wasted my youth in involuntary celibacy? As late 20s virgin with a very high sex drive it's the purest form of torture for me not having sex with women. I really don't know what to do. I will start hitting the gym and see how it goes. Also i have thought of paying a escort for sex, since i am frustrated and maybe that will help me lose my insecurities around women, or something like that.
Levi Cooper
I feel like a unique individual in that I got to experience 16yo virgin pussy directly in such a mind-blowing form, at 25 as my first experience. I loved the girl too, but it was a weird overall experience because neither of us were very comfortable. I find with younger girls early 20s or less, they just aren't as smooth or comfortable in bed.
Also the tightest vagina I've been in was a 30yo girl. She said she could only use the small size tampons. Girls like that are so comfortable they'll do things the other girls won't.
After I commented on this girl being so unbelievably tight over and over, she was like "here Iay on your back" and got ontop me. She gets this big grin on her face, puts the head it my cock into her pussy and just keeps flexing her kegels over and over, causing her pussy to suck on my cock. I basically just laid there practically drooling. No young girl will bother doing anything like that.
Liam Johnson
I hope you're all aware of your niggerhood for believing this larp
Logan Davis
I believe in standards and the superiority of mental prowess. Sex before marriage is a horrendous idea. Putting sexual energy into being productive is preferable for me. And you know, I try not to act like a mindless nigger
Jonathan Moore
larp or not this thread made me sad i only kissed a girl once and that's it. she had a bf tho so it was a chad moment for me. she wanted the dick too but she changed her mind because "muh bf". i was at her house too i should've forced my dick down her throat. fuck me.
>work with a husband and wife couple >wife doesnt want kids but husband does >husband tries for over a year to coerce her >she Talks to me about it and I tell her they should fix things instead of breaking up >she files for divorce >we go out that night >end up at my place >put my cock down her throat >tried to fuck her but she was so tight I only got the head and an inch in before she begged me to stop >turns out the husband was mostly impotent and had a 3 inch dick >she sucked me to completion and swallowed and said I tasted so much better than her ex hubby
Josiah Murphy
I thought this too. I was also a straight edge. THAT kind of shit is why I was a virgin at 25.
Owen Cooper
And another
>best friend cheated on his gf >gf is heartbroken and now exgf >the heartbroken girl starts snapping me and wants to meet up >she gets us a hotel room suite >go there and brought alcohol >she was a little awkward but was on her knees within five minutes giving me head >I fucked her while she laid on the edge of the bed >turned her over and fucked her doggystyle >she begged for anal so I obliged >crammed her rabbit vibrator in her pussy while I fucked her ass >she came buckets >I filled her ass with my juices >we were fuck buddies for 3 months until she finally got over my friend
It was weird but got damn the buttsex was phenomenal
Sebastian Morales
Yet another degenerate story of my sexual exploits
>dry spell >start snapping a chubby but cute 20 year old and I was 31 at this point >she is into daddy dom little girl bdsm dynamic >things get hot n heavy >she gets us a hotel room >I go up to meet her >knock on the door >she answers in a skin tight floral dress >invites me in and we kiss for a full 20 seconds before she drops to her knees and behind savagely ripping my zipper down >takes my throbbing cock in her mouth immediately >it had been 8 days since I jacked off >came within 4 minutes and she swallowed every bit of monster load >bent her over the bed and began whipping her with my belt >handcuffed her >whipped more >whipped her little plump pussy >put a plug in her ass >fucked her while I held a vibrator against her anal plug and drive her crazy >put her against the wall in the corner >facefucked her until I nutted Dian her little throat
We fucked two more times and she sucked me off five more times that night and twice the next morning. We were fuckbuddies for a couple months until she went back to school. Good times. Do not be afraid of chubby chicks
Tyler Brooks
Do you have a big social circle? How do you find and approach these girls? Are you fit? And very importantly where do you live? What do you talk about before the sex? Is alchohol your drug of choice? Please lay out some guidelines for a total beta boring af 20yo user.
Jaxson Richardson
Also how big is your weiner and do you advertise it before sex?
Jackson Fisher
Did the cosplayer dress up in outfits during it? More stories pls OP, great fap material
Luke Rodriguez
I miss Guangzhou (a city in China) posting.
Jason Jones
>Also the tightest vagina Ive been in was a 30yo girl
Feminist LARP propaganda It was fun while it lasted
Austin Green
>meet a guy who ends up being from the same home town >we're drinking and comparing our tinder accounts >he mentions there's a woman nearby he's been chatting with >we go and meet her but has her kid with her so she drops kid off at 24hr daycare >we go to a mexican restaraunt and get progressively drunker with an all-you-can-drink deal >we bounce and the three of us buy whisky and champagne to go drink in the park >i stop to roll a smoke and the two walk ahead of me >when i catch up they're making out >we sit and open our drinks and mate starts talking to a nearby homeless dude >whilst he's busy lady cuddles up to me and puts her hand between my legs and says "I want YOU" >i say let's go somewhere private >she asks about hometown mate and i tell him to come along >we rent a private room in a cyber cafe >we spit roast her >she gets sick and pukes >everybody falls asleep and mate tries to feel up the lady but she declines >mate gets up and goes to the toilet >the moment he steps out of the door lady rolls on top of me and starts riding me >we i finish before he comes back >leaving the two have to go pick up their kids for school and i have a nice sleep on the Yamanote line
Charles Rogers
>asian women are pure lmfaooooo
Jonathan Gonzalez
Nice LARP faggot. We all know you sit alone and don't get jack shit.
Brayden Bennett
Impossible in where i live in germanistan maybe in berlin but not in my city
Joseph Gonzalez
I'd love to but I'm autistic and fuck up any chance I ever get
Bentley Lee
They beggars cant be choosers, but most of my city is white trash. Wouldnt fuck then with my friends dick
