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friday night with the lads, primo kino comferino edition

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first for fuck HHL

It's another drinking alone in spoons edition

Second for there is a virgin student consistently seething about HHL

fifth for helper lad ejaculating in seether's faces

off to my dads in a bit to catch up over a Chinky, what's everyone doing on this warm Friday evening?

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rather have a chinky gf to catch up with over a bit of english dinna tbqh

waiting for some droogs to be delivered. ounce o amnesia haze and quarter of squidgy black. getting a takeaway as well and going to have some beers.
hope you have a good time at yer dads

imagine thinking only one person dislikes HHL

Well lads, just applied for Universal Credit, what am I in for?

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Why do you love HHL so much? You think its so terrible that people might be criticised for the liberties they take.

T. Cry baby student sweating buckets

cheers lad. I've had amnesia haze before, it's good shit. I'm currently on Stardawg myself

My name is Shippy and I'm hear to say
I fuck little girls but at least I'm not gay
Women over 15 approach me day by day
But i think to myself that's there's just no way
The conversation will be poor and uninformed
Where is my gf in her school uniform
Don't care if you judge me full of scorn
I watch roulette late night instead of porn

HHL is a cancer on the face of Neetdom. A pathetic parasitic turd.

had a great cross strain off this guy once. gellato and stardawg cross. it's a rare occurance when i smoke all day then get to a point i can't handle any more. that did it for me.

Alright lads let's settle this
Where do you draw the line where the North starts?

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haha classic post that

You only seeth because you are jealous :)

Genuinely never heard of Rutland before.

3rd gameweek starts tonight lads

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wondering what movies I should watch tonight. Horror? Drama? Whoopi Goldberg?

haha looll classic britfeel ragie wagies howling who comes up with this stuff?

Bottom of Cheshire to the top of Lincolnshire, with all of Yorkshire included

Above Gloucestershire. Don't care about the East, those mongs can sort that out.

you done the sister act stuff yet?

>join the /britfeel/ league if you want
how many lads already in?

haha pizza wizza

fuck off northerners

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that sounds amazing lad, I'm out in the sticks so it's pretty hard to get the good stuff like that unfortunately

Not bad mate, I live in Cheltenham for a while though, we need to keep that. Otherwise 10/10. I like how you fobbed Essex off on the North.

Already seen them both more than once. Thinking of finding this
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norfolk down diagonally to Gloucestershire is the border. Northamptonshire and warwickshire are also north.

There's no way that HHL isn't a virgin. Fat cunt as well.
Don't care about his bennies theft personally though.

huh, never realised Norwich is even further norf than birmingham

in a war the Norfern Powerhouse would crush the Suvvan Poofdom

You got a problem with Essex mate?
Want me to get the lads down your estate and smash ya fuckkin windows in ya cheeky cunt.

>There are Nor Folk
>There are Suf Folk
>this isn't the line for some reason

ah, i'm not that bad, town life for me but i only know a couple of people for smoke. well 1 now. but he's a good un. gets imports and stuff, and good varieties. he's on about doing microdosing of shrooms so might get some off him when it's done.
has taken me 20+ years of smoking to find a good dealer though.
too thick to work the dankweb stuff.

>how many lads already in?
just me kek

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The natural boundary of the north starts on the north bank of the humber and following the course up stream along the north bank of the trent until you see the hills of the penines. You then follow around the southern edge of the penines until you get to Wales. Thats the norths boundary.

yeah seen that years ago when it came out.
how do they get away with it?, if it was a white guy that had had a black sperm donor father they wouldn't word it as , " the only problem was he was black"

>HS2 goes to Leeds
>North of the South

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i saw some actual lesbians kissing earlier, and they weren't old fat lesbians either

Look lads, we're never going to settle this. We're both going to spend all night trying to fob the midlands off on the other. Let's agree that there is a North, a South, and the Midlands is a bizarre purgatory in the middle that neither has to take the blame for.

>west midlands
>not in the midlands

ok matey

>Birmingham is the South
That's a pretty dumb drawing lad, nobody says that either in Birmingham or in the South.

We all hate dirty leeds Scum! Sing it with me now..

I mean it's not like the movie will end with Whoopi saying 'I was right to hate this white guy'. Racism was funny in the 90s I guess
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>Liverpool and Manchester are not norf
Don't talk shite

The red in the middle is the Midlands. South of that, is the South. North of that, is the North.

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This.

Or, as a general rule, anything north of Oxford is the North.

Yeah but the midlands is in the norf lad

berkshire boys calling

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right yeah I find mucking about on the dark web too daunting as well especially bitcoin, like there's so many different types of coin now how the hell do you know which one to buy and when without becoming a Jow Forums autist, I just want some fucking weed

nah i know, i was just being simple.
yeah they had some out there stuff.

>Hull isn't in the north

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Getting a spoons pizza wizza lads. 7 quid with a nice pint. Bargain.

Bet HHL thinks hes a fucking genius for distracting the attention away from him eith this norf/souf chat.

ah they dont make em like this any more
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would like to get on it at some point. get some wax and shatter and that.
and don't think the value would matter too much would it, unless you were buying a shit load of bitcoin. but don't forget i am clueless

Might continue watching the original star trek series

another lad posted this about a week ago (at least I think it was posted here). Seems pretty well written, might be worth reading through. Anyway good luck, I'm off to me dad's

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Film recommendations lads? Preferably something that's on Netflix

I forgot the fucking link didn't I like a tit

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I'm going to die shitposting so that I can go to the Great Hall in Feelhalla and feast on tendies for all eternity

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Bottom of staffs/top of brum.

>Bournemouth
3 points, yum yum yum

Bright with Will Smith

Just read your GP blog entry lad. I think your result was really good. First time and everything. Well done.
Hope you get those work fridays sorted out. mtg seems really positive for you. Just try to stop indulging on cards.

Why do you care about city? You support rochdale. I helped you with directions that one time on how to get a ticket.

Nice. It's fantastic. Aged like wine. If you've never seen it before be aware it diminishes hard in S3 and deserved to get cancelled.

iirc it sold to Paramount or something like that with S3 and there was loads of studio meddling like putting in a Beatles boy.

dunno lad what genre you into?

Poley I asked you last thread but I guess you were busy. Are you, as other generals are saying, 190cm master race

I have never done fantasy football before. What would i have to do?

>Are you, as other generals are saying, 190cm master race
Are you being ironic or just a genuine newfag?

Amir 'honourary white' Hussien bandwagons city because they have paki owners and it makes his race feel powerful in his eyes

>too thick to work the dankweb stuff
It's mostly overpriced wank for people who don't have a decent local dealer. Better than buying one gram (or less) tens from a chav but if you have an even halfway decent dealer local to you there is no point buying online. For classics that is, still worthwhile buying RCs online.

he doesn't care about any of it lad, he just pretends to, to give him a semblance of personality. Same with the card games, rock bands etc

He doesn't even support City, he never watches the matches and just says he's too busy when confronted. Too busy with what?
Too busy to buy women's clothing, too busy to find a surgeon, too busy to film YT videos, not too busy to stuff his face while watching anime and wanking over his sister.

>only the top 20% of men get laid
>only 15% of men go to the gym
Going to the gym instantly elevates you into the 20%.

By the time you've finished reading this post two innocent and much afflicted NEETs die from benefit deprivation caused by HHL's reckless parasitism of the system. Each pizza wizza he scoffs is sauced with the blood of our kin.

Well you'd need to sign up of course (don't give your real name), and then pick your team (15 players) with the budget of 100m. The best players are more expensive of course and that's it.

He'd swap his nan for a pizza wizza. Or he would've, anyway.

i have a torshiba laptop i got for that purpose and think it has tor installed already but need to update it all. also heard that using tails as well helps with the anonymous side of things.
also, people say not to use it on a windows machine.
i probably read too much on it and that's why i'm now equal parts scared/confused

>If you've never seen it before be aware it diminishes hard in S3 and deserved to get cancelled.
I have only watch season 1. That's interesting, i didn't know it got terrible in season 3. Should i skip seasons 3?

>Aged like wine
...that has corked and someone took a shit in.

He didn't miss it. He's avoiding answering.
They've asked him there tons of times and he won't answer!

>By the time you've finished reading this post two innocent and much afflicted NEETs die from benefit deprivation caused by HHL's reckless parasitism of the system.
Chance would be a fine thing.

well i want to try the shatter and stuff like that. and maybe also get some class A action on the go.

No watch it all. There's still some good eps (including my fave) but it peaked with S1 and dims a bit as it goes.

Thanks, really sucks that I should have made day 2 if not for that rules shark

Everyone has a premier league team and secondary/local team

No

Fuck up cleanshirt.

Fair enough. Thanks for the info. Probably will watch it

Broke down in tears just now at all the good neets HHL has killed.
they died so that fat cunt could go on the lash.

Benniless NEET here and good on the lad. I wish I could get what he has but I can't face going through the system so I'll not sit here pulling him down for it, I'll blame the people who cause the system to be this way (hint: it's you).

i think i saw it's only the top 1% now lad sorry

Need to so a biggy shitty after that spoonsy woonsy pizza wizza with hotty wotty saucy wausy.
Poo poo pee pee.

I'M JUST A MAN

oh man i love hearing about fucking teenagers travelling the world while i rot as a neet