>dropped off pregnant gf at her mom's house for the weekend
>gonna go watch Lion King and Angel Has Fallen by myself
Also, 24 hours to masturbate without interruptions lol
Dropped off pregnant gf at her mom's house for the weekend
Kayden Jenkins
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Daniel Kelly
cuck
this was original
Adam Taylor
>got gf pregnant
so what brings you to this board?
Aaron Parker
Probably the happiest she'll feel this week.
Christopher Turner
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i want to die, mr anime poster. im going to go to sleep rn. tomorrow ill order all sorts of drugs online. some weight loss drugs, maybe some magic mushrooms, maybe some korean beauty products, we'll see
i hope you have a wonderful day. i feel sorry for the child inside of your gf's belly
John Johnson
but who's going to make all the vegan threads after you're gone?
Lincoln Scott
You wanna keep me company instead? We can... work out and stuff :)
Christian Russell
Probably the lack of meat in your system. Eat some chicken. In the end, we are human. We are on top of the food chain. We must survive. Being vegan is your choice but being depressed is also your choice. Eat meat, have sex.
Eli Mitchell
please lend me 200 bucks
Matthew Torres
Are you just shitposting or do you really don't like her? You've been doing this for a long time can't you just post normally?
Caleb Fisher
I'll be 22 in 4 hours, Kashii. Give me some old man life advice.
Luis Wright
Sure. Come here in my room and I'll give you advice and a birthday present. Make sure you let Tman know to not bother you for a few hours while we... celebrate your birthday ;)))
Zachary Rogers
>not fucking her while she is pregnant
>Not sucking on her lactating tits while she jerks you off
Wtf is your problem?
Nathaniel Powell
Breast milk is gross. I'm not some child.
Jose Turner
Oh sorry.
Never tried since I'm a virgin but this is my fetish. Getting a nursing handjob from a pregnant woman would be nice.
Julian Rivera
Did you know that children pretty much always take after their mother's culture? I'll make mine speak Russian, Lithuanian or Norwegian exclusively. I wouldn't tolerate any Asian moon language or even English in my house. No chopsticks or weird Asian food either. Only borscht and rotten fish. Gotta break them while they're young.
Luis Morris
>no chopsticks
That's fine. I use a fork and knife anyways. But if you don't give me a son by our 3rd child im leaving.
Leo Morales
Fuck that, i need my kid to be able to talk in Portuguese at least.
Levi Allen
She is not yours. Shoo shoo. She can do whatever she wants with my children as long as she bears me a heir.
Jaxson Turner
No. Learn one of the three languages or leave. And I'm being very generous with my options.
Christopher Ramirez
I'll do that's not the problem, the issue is that my mom and my dad don't even know English much less Lithuanian, i want them to get talking i can't teach my parents some foreign language they're too old for that plus i want to at least have something to give and the kid will be genius anyway so it'll be no problem.
Typical insectoid doesn't even care for his own spawn.
Jayden Harris
Well okay, but I can't promise I'd bother with Portuguese myself. You can go with Norwegian since even a retard can learn it. Russian if you want to bother and truly connect to the Slavic spirit. I'd keep Lithuanian as a secret language between myself and my children. You won't be able to learn it unless I teach it to you myself anyway.
Justin Lee
That's fucking cute, kid will be worked to the bone learning 3 languages from day one but i think it's alright, i'm already planning on learning russian so it works out well and what's stopping me from leaning Lithuanian on my own? If we are to have secret languages i don't want you knowing Portuguese either.
Ryan Morales
It's not that i dont care, i trust their mother to do the caring while i provide for them. When my children develop their personalities, i will choose which one is the best to take over my Dynasty.
You're making that orbiter mad. Let's flirt a little more in front of him. Maybe he will commit suicide lmao
Alexander Cox
I'm a staunch northerner by the way. Lived my whole life in the frozen north. You both are from warm places. Not sure that'll work. I refuse to move south.
Carson Williams
How cold does it get up there?
Ryder Thomas
That's a huge plus because i refuse to not move north. Fuck being warm i'd rather take vitamin d supplements.
Jeremiah Cruz
idk. -20 or so is common. It's not Siberia. Summers can be chilly as well. While the rest of Europe was burning, it was like 7 degrees here at one point. Literally the coldest place in Europe at the time.
>vitamin d supplements
No. You must be able to live without sun with no outside help.
Adrian Powell
Does eating fish counts as outside help? Otherwise i think i might get old real fast. You're gonna take care of me when i'm a 30 yo old man that can barely walk?
Brayden Sanders
Enjoy yourself, user.
Sometimes we need that time alone so... enjoy it!
Landon Scott
Hey we can cuddle while looking at our fireplace talking about our future and stuff.
Adam Richardson
Do you have some medical condition or something? wtf.
>future
You mean you being an eternal wagecuck giving up his salary for child support and me finally offing myself in the forest on my 25th birthday?
Dominic Nguyen
Is it my turn to make shit up to post
Elijah Sullivan
Your dad is a wagie. Come here. Let's start a family together.
Christopher Jones
I'm just a real human bean and i need vitamins to function, you get yours in some form too, keep in mind that live in the other side of the world with a completely different everything so i'll bet there'll be some complications, if i were to be teleported there right now i bet it'd take some time to my body get used to it, always forward thinking Aiste.