Are you ugly or do you just take photos of yourself with bad focal length?

are you ugly or do you just take photos of yourself with bad focal length?

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I'm just fucking ugly

what makes you say that? origin

I'm just ugly, mirrors don't lie.

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I think I'm just ugly but thanks for the attempt user

50mm vs 600mm telephoto
If you're not telephotomaxing why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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Is this how they shoot the porn dicks?

right looks like a neanderthal

my face looks way better when i make a selfie in landscape

100mm is definitely the best. anyone know what the focal length the iphone front and back cameras are?

this. Looking at a mirror sometimes infuriates me so much, that i start punching my self and yelling

What focal length is an iPhone 8 camera? Asking for a m8.

Can I do this on my phone?

Yikes, hits close to home though, we will all make it user stay strong

Which one supposed to look better?
Whats the focal length of an average person? JUst so i know if people think im ogli or what

how does one make it, when all he sees in a mirror is a genetic monstrosity?

Merge with sentient machines and unleasha plague upon the normies?

What focal length are the mirrors you use?

like that's ever gonna happen

>focal lenght
it's a normal flat mirror

But what focal length is it?

how does one calculate it? Besides, i look like shit on all mirrors, so it doesn't matter what focal length my home mirror is

Turns pussies into the amazon

also interested in this

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he was kidding, mirrors don't have focal length
if the mirror is perfectly flat then what you see looking at it is what other people would see looking at you

I look way better in the mirror compared with photos. Always though it was the lighting difference.

50mm is closest to what the human eye sees

No retard you need different lenses

The human eye sees 20mm so what does it matter what i look like in 200mm photos

Burning from gonorrhea?

I look ugly in pretty much every picture every taken of me, even professional ones. I look weird and subhuman compared to other people. It's hard to describe, but I'm pale with tiny sunken eyes, with deep shadows beneath them, a really high hairline with thin hair, and a round, chubby face with a crooked nose.

It's even worse on videos, because then you can see just how fucked my body language and posture are. I'm clumsy, twitchy, and nervous. I most likely have some form of autism. It's extremely fucked.

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>awkward body language
the way to fix this is by moving with deliberation and extremely slowly at first when you are by yourself. also, practice tossing a ball up in the air and catching it to improve hand eye coordination.

post a pic, I'm curious now

>robot blocky mc blockblock

29mm but engineered to behave like a 35 mm

But's it's reversed.

I literally studied this shit in college and dont remember anything
Had an entire class titled OPTICS as part if my physics program

I've tried to conciously improve my body language in the past, but only got so far, and actually got worse in some ways. For an example, I used to never look people in the eye, so I started to force myself to look people in the eye. Now people complain about me staring at them.

I feel like a being from a different species trying to mimic human behavior, and failling miserably at it. Remember that part in MIB when the cockroach alien killed a dude and wore his skin as a suit? That's probably what I look like to other people.

Sorry user, we can't post pictures here and I don't want to become an epic meme like blackops2cel.

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I have no idea what I look like. Sometimes I think I have the face of a twink, and other times I think I look like some Bosnian war criminal type dude. And my opinion swings within minutes of trying to figure out what I look like.

Do I have severe body/face dysmorphia?

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Right looks like the guy who might be fucking your wife right now

How do I know what focal length my camera has

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>Sorry user, we can't post pictures here and I don't want to become an epic meme like blackops2cel.
btrutal

look at your exif?

Same. Sometimes I'll catch my reflection in a mirror and I think I look like a 5/10 then it'll happen again and I'll feel like I'm barely scraping a 2/10.

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poo poo mm

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What camera is it lad

>do you just take photos of yourself
No.

Just my phone's shitty frontal camera

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then it's 28mm focal length my dude

>For an example, I used to never look people in the eye, so I started to force myself to look people in the eye. Now people complain about me staring at them.
kek
i tried this and just ended up looking at people with this petrified gaze on my face. after seeing the majority of them look away in disgust i started looking past them again

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