Hey user! Want a drink? What do you want?
Hey user! Want a drink? What do you want?
Evan Jackson
Tyler Allen
gimme a dr pepper.
Jonathan Bennett
I'll have a club soda, and don't skimp on the club
Hunter Nelson
uhh... could i have s-some of your MILK, MOMMY!? MOMMY'S MILKY I WANT YOUR MILK MOO MOMMY MOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHH YES IM NOT DONE MILKING YOU MOMMY YOUR UDDERS ARE SO BIG THEY'RE FULL OF MILKY!!! MMM IM ABOUT TO SQUIRT MY PEE PEE AND MILK PEE AND MILK PEE AND MILK HAHA!! OOO WE BOTH MADE MILKY ;)) I LOVE YOU!!
Grayson Mitchell
highball please
Jack Garcia
Smash the bourgeois together
Cameron Gutierrez
Yeah I'm running in the congressional primary next month. You should vote for me!!
you got it
Brayden Mitchell
>tfw AOC will never be your flirty bartender who sneaks you free drinks, lets you sleep in the back and takes you out for fast food when her shift is done
Benjamin Moore
i know the feels man. She was probably a really good bartender too :(
Julian Robinson
Call her a commie and punch her.
Jackson Butler
t. miserable underage faggot
Liam Bailey
Give me sex on the beach.
Xavier Allen
that's going to cost you extra user
Noah Taylor
>tfw you literally don't know how to order alcohol
Probably go with a bepsi
Landon Ramirez
>tfw you will never have a comfy stray cat life
i know that feel too, user
Jeremiah Howard
what's your most mixed race drink
Lucas Peterson
Just ask for what you want! Or if you don't know just ask the bartender for some suggestions. They literally get paid to chat you up and feed you drinks
Ian Garcia
>t. seething closet homosexual
Gabriel Anderson
that literally looks like a BLACKED logo belongs in the bottom right
Ethan Johnson
>yourmindonporn.jpg
Christian Howard
Do you guys have bang's root beer?
Asher Scott
ay dios mio a creatura de las americas....
Colton Johnson
I'll take some gin, straight. I haven't seen you around here, you new? Just between me and you it's quite the rare sight to see a beautiful woman around here so I must admit that I was taken back a bit by seeing you not only standing here but behind the bar. What with you being as god-awfully ugly as you are it's almost as if god himself is punishing us.
>gets fiesta'd
Kevin Brooks
highbrow kek
Joshua Green
Guacamole nigga penis, please.
James Gutierrez
Yo-your spit please
Josiah Rivera
I will have the usual
Isaiah Martin
bar whore BTFO
Jackson Gonzalez
>laughed
what are you doing user you're breaking the fabric
Nathan Nguyen
Damn she hit trump's idea of a wall hard.
kek'd
William Bailey
I'll have a Red USA, thanks.
Eli Foster
Just give me the Socialism Special, aka an empty glass
Dylan Taylor
Piss on my foot in a cute way while we shower together please.