Be you

Why is that so, user??
Ornigero

>My life would be over
Why? Nobody else knows and you could probably keep the secret forever.

She would be audibly extremely upset. I would want her to remain asleep so i could return her to her family, but that plan is out the window. Luckily my parents think i am gay, so maybe they will not suspect malevolence when they found out.

Keep her as a pet that I could talk to.

Crush her as painlessly as possible beneath my foot or a heavy object. Maybe pull or bite her head off.

If she asks to be taken home, I'd try to do that. If it turns out she is a copy, then I'd keep her, because she is obviously a demon of some sort that I wouldn't want to release.

Rape her with a cotton swab

Sell her on eBay.

I have no need for very small people.

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I'm honestly wracking my fucking brain trying to answer this, but there's simply no practical use for such a small woman. Maybe like, the most pitiful hand/arm job depending on the size of your cock but not much else man. Nipple play maybe? Those lil hands might be able to grab the nip tip like an apple, at least with my dime sized nipples anyway. Can't say i'd be into it tho.

Best i can think of is to get ahold of those small sewing scissors and have her trim my bush like she's making her way through the outback

I cant remember the last girl i thought about romantically

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work up a chubby and duct tape her to my dick

Dunno if I'd describe it as "moaning", but when I stretch my limbs upon waking up I make grunting noises.

>the last girl you thought about romantically
does it count if she's 2d? because i was thinking about tsugu, pic related

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Haha you dumbfuck, you've never met a woman, have you?

are you me or am i, you?
originally of course

keep her in a little bottle and take care of her, feeding her and giving her water and playing with her

in my experience, girls tell me to fuck off to another bed or the couch when they wake up. Snoring sucks

Taunt her for a while before dropping her on an ant nest.

>last girl you thought about romantically
Well she was my ex so I would laugh and probably put her in an empty fish tank haha you cant leave me now. I would feed her and water her and take good care of her. Maybe take her on walks with a tiny leash around my apartment but she is never going outside wouldnt want a bird to eat her.

One man bukake
Have her rub her entire body on my peenus weenus instead of wanking myself off
Teach her to stimulate my prostate using her legs.
After every meal I would take the scraps on my plate, cum on them and she can live off that.
Keep her in a hamster cage under my bed.

Keep her in my pants at all times when im out, use my obvious size advantage to threaten her if she doesnt obey my every command. Cover her in my cum to the point where shes immobilized. Just generally use her as a tiny little slut and make her live in fear at all times

>thinking about tsugu in any way that isn't 100% chaste and pure

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how about when Chad stretches your holes?

Go back to sleep and hope I either fall back to sleep or crush her by rolling around on the bed.

sorry for being a cunnyseour user, at least im not thinking about killing her and raping her

Hand her over to the government. She's not going to want to stay with me because I'm an ugly fucking loser and she can't exactly just go out into the world or go home, so yeah.

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i honest to god fucking panic that such a small-fleshy-warm-moist-thing just appeared out of my fucking hand. I'd literally throw that shit against the wall as hard as I could before dashing out the fucking room and refuse to go in there for another few hours.

Feed her miracle grow.

I'd put her in a sock and slam it into my wall

idk ask her why she is so fucking small

this made me laugh more than it should've

>it works too well
>now she fills up your entire room

>now I have a nice flesh cave I can live inside

id ask her why she fucking dumped me over text like the coward she is
that way if she doesnt anyway truthfully i can drop her from my bedroom window

Probably just hold her in my hand and talk to her at first. Try to develop a relationship, turning it sexual overtime

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Keep her in a jar and feed her marshmallows

Comfy, I'd sort of aim for that.
She's neurotic and has a temper in spite of her usual meekness so it would be interesting to see how things would play out.

i gently scoop her up and sit her on my desk
i then ask why the fuck she's in my home and why is she so small

oh and also i cover her in some sort of cloth because she shouldn't be naked

eat her like a big ass gummy worm

>Drop my underwear
>Trap her under my ass
>Rip the hardest braps of my life against her face
>The gas blasts my butthole grease and shit particles all over her

>tfw will never be a nice anons tiny gf

Are you a gf (female)?

>Last girl you thought about romantically
It's been so long since I have even SEEN a girl let alone gave romance any thought. The black pills are much too strong.

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She was really into DD/lg, she'd probably really love being a tiny girl that I take care of.

Cover her to protect her dignity. Wait for her to wake up. After the initial scare and awkwardness, offer to take her in. Somehow try to adapt my place so she'd be able to interact with things. Some kind of pulley or lever system so she could access water or food in the fridge. Wouldn't want to dehumanise her by leaving food out on a tray like a pet.
Then have a touchscreen hooked up to a computer to be used as a keyboard, jury rig a joystick to be used like a mouse.
When out and about, have her ride on my shoulder, maybe with some kind of velcro system. Also, since she's now the size of a rodent, I could make her some kind of wings that extend from feet to hands so in the case of falling she'd be able to glide down to safety.
I'd also give her a pin so she'd be able to defend herself.
We'd keep eachother company, watch films and travel together.

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Put her in a glass and cum in it

I'm disgusted by how weak a man must be in order to be raped or be domestically abused phisically by a woman. If you are so weak you deserve to be and can't fucking cry about it cunt get your shit toghether how are you getting beaten up by someone who cant open fucking jars.

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Nice. I can have a rape dungeon without an entire fucking dungeon.

Pretty comfy. You should make her a little shield too.

call a scientist

Ask what it wants, because it surely isn't the girl. It's probably the devil.