My perfect boyfriends must exist somewhere
Must have good hygiene
Is a genuinely nice but blunt person won't lie
Will comfort me and not gaslight me
Is okay with my baggage (I don't have kids)
Treats me like a queen
Doesn't make me work a job because of my severe anxiety) take care ofd
Is ok with cats
Is not a violent person even when I have epiodes
Accept I have bpd
Cons about me:
I'm a lil ugly but my titties make up for it
I weigh 200 lbs
I have internalized bpd but I don't cheat
I have a lil trust issues
My anxiety is super terrrible and I can be rude as hell if you fuck me over
Pros: I bake lots of cookies and cook foodz
I like playing video gamez with my bf
Sex is really funn
I get super happy when I see cows or ducks
I love attention, I will cuddle you endlessly if you let me
I'm smoke a lot weed sksksk
I will never say nothing wrong if there's something wrong
I don't care what you look like if you have a
Good soul
My perfect boyfriends must exist somewhere
Another weed-addicted slampig wants to be a live-in fucktoy, huh.
So girls like me are common?
>200lbs
oof that's a nope from me
you had 1 job
Sadly.
If you want a bf then all you have to do is to lose weight and stop smoking weed. Both are easy to accomplish.
I shower twice daily and brush my teeth twice a day, I just want to be nice, i want to treat someone like a queen and would come home and make you dinner or cook with you, i love cats, i wouldn't be mad if you had an episode, I just want you to be safe.
Will you give me a chance?
what sort of baggage op?
or should I ask what sort of mileage?
Kik me @ lolnobyww
Sounds like you need someone with Autism, OP.
I don't have problems finding boyfriends, I just pick shitty ones
I have anxiety, and ptsd from my previous relationship
Well good luck femanon. I'm pretty much exactly as to your description. But I got my kween already. Also i get the anxiety shit. Work makes me want to cut my cock off and die.
Literally anything could be okay, but don't be a lazy fucking piece of shit. Everyone, and I mean everyone, can work and support themselves and others regardless of circumstance. A 12 hour shitty job working manual labor may be painful, anxious, and suck ass. But you can do it, so fuck off with your mental illness shit.
I wish I could take care of a fembot and have her move in with me, I would treat her like a queen.
I don't think you actually want that though.
So you have a mental disease and smoke weed?
>treat me like a queen
why ????? no one on earth should be treated like that
no matter who you'll pick, it'll be shitty because they're in it for the sex and will leave when they've had enough. Those shitty guys you dated will be straight gentlemen for a girl they consider themselves lucky to be with.
>treat me like a queen
>i won't act like a queen
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i'm in it for the cuddles to be honest, it is nice to fall asleep cuddling someone, but if it makes you feel better to generalize all men, so be it
I fit all your ideals and you fit mine. Please be my girlfriend
>if it makes you feel better
your thread hasn't made me feel anything, but i'm also pretty safe in assuming that your BPD has caused you to flip your perspective on them radically over some kind of trivial nonsense. Isn't that the main characterizing feature of the disorder?
My point isn't to generalize men, it's to say that your failed relationships are your fault and not theirs
Ima assume you are spic by the pic, and so you sound like an average latina. Just lose the weight and work on improving your cons and youll be fine.
>don't know what she looks like
>don't know where she lives
>know she has severe mental illness and "episodes"
>know she has a drug habit
>refuses to do anything to pay for that drug habit
you sound like a keeper OP, a really special person who will make my life complete. Please live in my house for free.
This has to be bait, I mean it's just too awful to believe.
not gonna treat you like a queen, and i dont want a bunch of cuddles. i dont wanna work either. whats say u n i have dirty homeless sex til we die of exposure? ;D