Good morning anons. I'm having my morning fap right now. How are you?

Good morning anons. I'm having my morning fap right now. How are you?

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If you wrote this message to a female on a dating website, you would get completely ignored. Your post here is not worth the effort to reply to, but you're lucky that i'm totally drunk as shit, so that you may know that you're a fucking waste of time.

(Meanwhile I could do something productive in the morning but instead i'm drunkposting in your thread. Fuck me too)

But user I just like chatting when I'm fapping.

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how funny, im fapping before i sleep rn
hope you're having a good time user.

You should get a jerk-off buddy.

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I'm having a lot of fun user. I thought it was going to be a quick fap but it's taking a while. I don't mind though, it feels really good and I'm enjoying every second of it.

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i just cum after 2 hours of edging to amateur drunken lesbians in public bathrooms and similar stuff. A few videos of Alexa Rydell doing femdom and making a guy cum in her yoga pants and i believe there was a POV vid of a girl talking to her friend while liking her pussy and bragging about being pro at liking pussy.
shit was great.

I hope you cum when you're reading this user

Post cock faggot oregano

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sounds hot, you're making me speed up a bit
what are you fapping to

That's hot too user. I'm fapping to the chubby slut from the dumbbell show that I'll never watch. She's just thin enough to still be my type and I like brown big tits.
Soon soon user

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tanned gyaru are the best. i wish i had a gf like hibiki

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nice
are you going to shoot your warm goo on your stomach or are you catching it in a tissue
usually becomes a problem if i edge

i wish there was a varbie thread up i could fap too, but i think i'm too drunk to get a hard on right now anyway. I drank 2 whole 40s

Gyarus are a gift to the world and I wanna cum on their thighs.
Hehe I cum a lot so I like to just let it shoot where it may. I think it's really hot if it lands on the screen on their faces

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>read this
>feel aroused thinking of someone masturbating while reading my post

w- why am i like this

youre really getting me turned on user
has it ever shot at your face? it's always hot in the heat of the moment

Sounds bothersome user... would you like to join us?
A couple of times but i'm a good boy so of course I cleaned it and licked it off my finger

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riamu is also a cutie, would love to bury my face between her boobies

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It couldn't be that you're getting close to cumming, are you?

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assuming you were getting lewd sitting on a chair, you must shoot pretty far, all that pent up frustration was waiting to get out
i usually fap in bed like now so it's really easy to accidentally blast my face

I love her and I love that she blew up because she's totally my type. I wanna tear her shirt off her.
I don't know... it feels really really good. Hard to type. But I think I can go a little bit more still
Hehe yeah it's on a chair, it does shoot really hard

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you should cum soon, you sound pent up you need that sweet relief when everything just shoots out and you throb
have you ever moaned when you orgasm?

her voice is so sexy too, glad she's getting one

I go into a fucking primal state when I cum especially if it's with a girl

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I'm almost there aactually. I wish I could cum with another user. I moan sometimes when it feels too good. Right not I'm just breathing heavy
I haven't heard it yet but just hearing that she's getting one sounds hot
Wh-what do you mean user...

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have some grils lads

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and another very original image of course

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The closer I get I feel like something is building up in me and I feel like an animal, like all I can think about at that moment is fucking and I grunt a lot. There's not better feeling in the world than letting that pressure build and build and blow it all onto my girlfriend's face.

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im going to cum soon too user
im sure there's a few lurkers beating it to this thread too

Post discord so we can have sloppy fap sessions

Oh gosh I came
I'm sorry anons I couldn't hold it anymore
Thanks a lot for keeping me company while I fapped

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just finished too, im drenched
it was fun user

I cum usually on table but i'm starting to think about bucket due to amount of it.