>gf is comming over in 5 hours
>She's bringing her new dog to meet my dogs
We'll have a doggo party, bros.
Should I get them some fancy dog food to eat?
Gf is comming over in 5 hours
Lucas Butler
Luke Allen
imagine unironically saving this picture holy shit
Henry Roberts
>doggo party
So the dogs are going to fuck her while you watch?
Christopher Rodriguez
>tfw no gf to watch while getting doggo gangbanged
Adrian Baker
fuck off redditfag kys
Blake Smith
>doggo
grow up
Zachary Ortiz
She did chop off her dog's balls. So I don't think so.
Checked
I'm a 6'3" big boy. What's wrong with owning a pupperino?
Cooper Moore
Do you think that you could get a boner if you had no balls?
Austin Morales
These are the kinds of guys girls are attracted to, just remember that next time you think about how you don't have a gf.
Eli Sanchez
Thing is, you people who didn't make it yet refuse to do anything but sein in a pool of self pity and pointing fingers, while all you have to do is not give a fuck, get a real hobbie and maybe lift.
People told me to grow up, but it is the majority of people here that are a bunch of crybabies.
Joseph Wilson
Oh god then I never want to have a gf if I want to be as much of a faggot as OP is.
Austin Garcia
The fuck is sein? I meant to type swim.
I just want my PC back so I can never phonepost again.
Leo Johnson
the dogs might not like each other
Chase Hughes
Well, there's plenty of space in my house. They can stay away from eachother if they don't get along. Right?
Brody Thomas
>dog meetup
Very wholesome
It might be a good idea to have the dogs meet outside for a walk first, so your dogs dont feel like their territory gets invaded (it depends on the dogs, mine wouldnt care, but many do)
Gavin Cox
Oof, somebody's getting defensive. What happened to the reddit-speak?
Brandon Ortiz
You're not one of those anti-natalist dog parent couples are you? The ones who think having dogs instead of children will save the planet?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Not him, but I think its the opposite
Dogs are actually a really good practise to deal with the responsabilty that comes with having children
Cameron Ross
that pic is extremely wholesome and comfy thanks for posting it user
Easton Hernandez
Well, there's a dog park no too far away from here. Thanks for the advice, fren! Should I bring any toys like a tennis ball?
>Thinking people who post apu are redditors
>not appreciating frenpilled threads
Fren, I know you're better than this.
Not at all, I just really love my dog and I appreciate her very much and I think she could use some company this weekend. Also, people who treat their dogs like toddlers need medical assistance.
Chase Sanders
>gf
go to a different board, holy shit
Jaxon Hughes
>Complaining abot gf on a thread about OP's dogs
Jacob Thompson
I'm glad you like it
>Should I bring any toys like a tennis ball?
Not sure. It could help the tension, if there is any. But some dogs also react very selfish when it comes to toys. I probably wouldnt use it in the beginning. But then again, its different from dog to dog.
Kevin Sanders
I'll vring more than one ball then.
I hope this dog party will be fun for them.
Keep posting those dogs, please. They warm my soul.
Ryder Jackson
Yes, I am. I don't need to talk like a mentally handicapped individual for attention. You, unfortunately, are not. And I'm not saying you are actually a redditor, I'm saying you're behaving like one, but I imagine that kind of linguistic subtlety is probably somewhat difficult for someone like you to grasp.
Chase Harris
>Enabling these kinds of people
Cringe.
Jackson Thompson
You mean you dont have a folder full of db picture to UNIRONICALLY annoy people with?
Chase Cox
>I'll vring more than one ball then.
That doesn't make a difference since dogs always want the ball that the other dogs have.
Hudson Murphy
Are you going to let all knott your gf while you watch like the cuck you are???
>Fuck jannies
Jonathan Perez
yes, both of you should fuck your respective dogs. I mean, joking aside, that's why she's bring hers in the first place.
Luis Fisher
>gf
Cringe.
Samuel Green
>friend brings his pitbull over
Xavier Rivera
Pitbulls are fucking cringe.
Pitbulls are the worst thing that ever happened to dogs since pugs.
Hunter Jenkins
I am just as befuddled with americans and their dogs as americans and their guns. I was on holiday and they let the dog poop on the sidewalk while watching and then pick the poop up with a bag and tell the dog it did a good job
Thomas Baker
and they let the fuckers on an airplane, even after some have bit other passengers and crew. fucking crazy. I don't like dogs anyway but have to be in a closed space, no way out with a pit bull beside me.