Gf ubers home

>gf ubers home
>im laying on the couch, browsing Jow Forums
>comes in, doesnt say hi
>slams the door
>ask me why i didnt pick her up
>wtf? uhhh you didn't ask me
>said she texted me yesterday hella times

She did text me and i didn't read her message. How is that my fault when she could have called?

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that's what you get for being an iToddler, sorry user i don't make the rules

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wtf does an iPhone have to do with my gf being dumb as fuck?

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the microwave radiation of your iPhone are making her dumber than usual user

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>"sorry, babe, I was busy courting avatarfagging trannies on an anonymous imageboard"

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>actually taking me serious with that shit

lol dont miss your dosage or you will start being paranoid again

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But I thought you had a dream about me? Am I so unimportant? Why does everyone treat me like trash?

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someday apple will make a phone that makes phone calls bud

I did actually have a dream and like most dreams they are fantasies. You are a part of my life whether i like it or not. Our interactions are archived in the back of my memory until I die. So why not have a little fun?

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she should have called

gf is dumb and entitled, would drop

Did I make you that mad user?

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Hate to break it to you user but that's clearly your fault

Read your text messages retard

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why are you following me iToddler? follow the guy posting satanias, he's the one who BTFO'd you after all

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Huh? Are we living in a backwards world? If you need someone, call them to ensure your message is heard. Don't text because what if i don't hear the texts?

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>he's a broke ass Android fag

lmao

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who's this anime character?

im already happy with my note 9
>he's so broke he has to phonepost
get a pc retard

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Called or not - She still tried to contact you somehow. Just give your gf to me and you won't have to deal with her.

You were the person who didn't even bother to look at your texts my dude

Even though a call would of been better, she still tried to contact you

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You should've seen them when looking at your phone on the couch.
It's completely your fault user.

Her name is "Plebeian Trash"

How did someone like you get a gf?

And get my pc internet banned? lmao no. i use my pc to post on /a/.

She texted me when i was asleep. i dont bother reading my texts because i get so many and Jow Forums is priority before i go to work.

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You ignore people trying to contact you?
How hard is it for you to read your texts?
You don't seem to care for her so how about giving me her? k thanks

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how am i ignoring? i check my texts later. i cant be arsed to read 8 messages early in the morning.

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>Can't be bothered to read 8 text messages including one from their lover

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