OMEGLE THREAD

nothing at all
one of the regulars is a cute girl but i learn nothing there at all

stop F*CKING skipping

you're retarded in an originally original way.

shut up faggot, i can smell you from my room

am i an asshole for seeking out the qts, teasing them a bit, making them laugh, getting them to show me their boobs, and screencapping the tits? i add the cutest girls on discord for a constant stream of nudes and cam sex stuff.

Yes. If you were actually alpha, you'd fuck real life qts.

>am i an asshole for humble bragging
yes

nah, you are more like a faggot

i miss my omegle gf

why is everybody skipping me
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY SKIPPING ME

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Why can't I find any of you? Spy mode text or video?

VIDEO

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holy shit guys avoid the tiktok interest its filled with nothing but people looking down at their phones or talking with friends

a guy asked for my skype and the next'd me. havent talked to me on skype
why are you faggots like this?

they just want validation that they can get someones skype and have no interest in talking with that person on skype

have you ever lads larped as females on omegle and gave strangers your coworkers phone numbers?
shits hilarious, they always get dick pics

Cash, pro move user

Cuck ass bitch ass cucks

apologize for your language

stfu b*tch

there is no one on the tag

Why did Omegle make me hate Indians?

why not user ee :(

you were going to hate them either way

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Do you mean on omegle? Always wanted to do something like that desu.

Isn't that what pretty much every guy does/want to do?

yeah i set it up like this and have each display as part of my output and i have stereo mix so they can all talk to eachother

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Pretty interesting, how much resources does it take? And how do you combine the 4 video sources and audio?

its not intensive at all but i do have a 2600 and a 570 and 16gb of ram
obs to patch them together (and avoid simulated webcam warning) and the virtual cam plugin to make my obs preview appear as my output
audio input is stereo mix so what i hear in my headphones is what the audio input is for omegle
the downside is that i can only have text conversations with one person and only see the first line of text from two and the fourth is just left to rot

>videochat with my laptop in my bed, only shorts because it's fucking summer, only face shows anyway
>get up to do something
>omegle gets a view of my body, no dick, just in shorts
>banned for a week
>same thing happened 3 days ago, currently banned again

What the fuck, there are people with their dicks out all over the place. Any working vpns that don't make the video glitch out?

Awesome thanks user, will try it later if my shitty pc can even run it

>download hola
>change country to literally anything
>use omegle
>profit

I did, but most of their IPs are banned, and i think videochat doesn't work over vpn. Yes i delete cookies and cache.

if you dont accept cookies and dont get the ban cookie you can change your ip and unban yourself
if you use a phone hotspot changing ips is almost instant

what the heck am I supposed to say to someone on omeggle

Stop making these threads I only want the regulars

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has anyone seen this girl? why does she act so fucking retarded?

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i wanna see her titties

not an asshole but im pretty sure im some kind of creep because whenever i see a cute girl i press print screen instantly and paste it into photoshop
i have a growing amount of cuties now

that jawline tells a different story user ..

very weird but i am very interested

well dude, share them come on

and this is why im afraid to go on with r9k as a tag ;/////

i dont go on the r9k tag because youre all ugly motherfuckers

Don't be a pussy, you aren't cute enough anyways

>its filled with 90% girls
>5% black screens
>5% guys
why did you guys tell me omegle was all guys

so THIS is the secret girl tag

its actually weird how many girls are on there
what do they do all day?

>implying only boys can be filthy neets with no social life

omg they really fell for the women can't be robots meme

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>keep seeing this girl
>shes always in a discord call
>all her outfits are like this
>ask if shes talking with her orbiters
>"whats an orbiter?"
>two guys tell her to skip me right away
>she does
why do people go on omegle in a discord call?

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what the fuck i did this and i got some ugly fucking mexican looking dude with tv in the background

then i found these two girls i said lol roastie and this one told me i bet i look like a fucking lizard

you should have told them that you liked their boobs and that you want to pin them down and cum deep inside of them
girls love that sort of thing

b-but i got a neovagina user kun

is it possible to get a girl to flash you without you showing yourself to her at all?

you ask duh you stupid mother fucker

im insecure about my looks but apparently i have a nice so i keep my camera covered and have gotten girls to show before
the trick is to be funny and make them laugh, keep the conversation engaging, tease them over meaningless things, but most importantly form some kind of bond with them and be sure of yourself when you talk unless its feigned insecurity as part of a joke