/r9gay/ - #820

*ignores you in an original sense*

>animeposter calling anyone normal
lel

>nobody to play csgo with

>playing csgo on a saturday night
It's like you WANT to play with cheaters.

>muh hackers
okay get gud skrub lord

>I always end up offending someone or putting someone off with the things I say.
Stop being obnoxious if you are able to help it, I get the whole "never change yourself for anyone" but if you're overly edgy for no reason other than to stick to some "I'm no normie!!!" identity then you should do something about it.
>I know a lot of people have had luck finding a boyfriend on this board, and that's why I'm here today.
"A lot of people" being a very small minority who got insanely lucky by being both close to each other and having very similar interests. I suggest writing about what you do and any hobbies you have because what you said applies to a countless number of anons and isn't really enough to garner much interest because it's been repeated time and time again

play a game that takes skill
like tf2

Its pretty easy to tell when someone is hacking when they headshot you through a wall from across the map

Sometimes I feel like I'm going to be alone forever. And I'm just getting so tired of this isolation. I haven't had a real friend in two years--since Sophomore year in highschool. I've never had a boyfriend. I've never even been on a date. I feel like I've missed out on so much. Everyone I've tried to talk to that I used to go to school with treats me like I'm some sort of misfit. And I guess I am. I always end up offending someone or putting someone off with the things I say. Normies don't like me because I just can't stand to pretend to be normal anymore. I'm actually kind of cute but I guess it doesnt matter when you can't relate to anyone around you. I know a lot of people have had luck finding a boyfriend on these threads, and that's why I'm here today. I've always liked reading all the nice success stories in these threads, but I've always been nervous to post here and actually put myself out there. I'm just afraid I'll invest a lot of time into a guy I'll fall in love with and they'll eventually just leave me and forget all about me. I want to find love that's natural and real. It's just difficult for me, and I'm sure it's just as difficult for almost everyone else on this board. I live in Atlanta. So if you're interested in talking to me leave your discord or something :^)

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I bet it's all resized pics of characters whose show you haven't even watched. That's what all of you here are like.

I'm playing tf2 right now :)

If someone pathetically opened up to you about their sexuality, and their loneliness, would you date them or discard them?

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>tfw no qt city boy to listen to bluegrass with

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which map

I forgot to mention my interests--I'm mainly into literature, music, videogames, and politics.

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DUDE. DO YOU WATCH MDE?

Yes, I do. I absolutely love MDE.

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Are you red, you fucking pansy?

if you want to add me for being awesome, here's my discord. FoggSkyGuy#9640

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>tfw growing a beard to look shit for the doctor so that he can give you neetbux because you aren't functioning properly

2fort but it's miserable because it's boring

wana pley
cp_powerhouse

brrr#1964

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>complains about being unlikeable and wanting a boyfriend
>starts post off with a picture of a girl, a sob story, and bare minimum vague interests
you really didn't take a single of the other user's advice did you? what literature are you into, what music, what games, what politics?? i understand you don't want to overly invest yourself into another guy but if you can't even invest enough time into something as simple as talking about yourself then you wouldn't even be able to handle talking to someone 1 on 1

I've literally never seen powerhouse in a pub

Bro I just want a warm cowboy bf bro..

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I'm not that far from atlanta... relatively speaking. I never had friends at all in school so maybe we have something in common.
chilly#0170

Please, for the sake of everyone involved, make sure triple sure that you actually want a boyfriend before actually getting one. That is before, not after.

>Everyone I've tried to talk to that I used to go to school with treats me like I'm some sort of misfit. And I guess I am. I always end up offending someone or putting someone off with the things I say. Normies don't like me because I just can't stand to pretend to be normal anymore. I'm actually kind of cute but I guess it doesn't matter when you can't relate to anyone around you.

maybe its because every word that comes out of your head is full of self-pity and whining with a "woe-is-me" attitude. Most of the people on r9k have had similar experiences. Posting baiting for pity is good for a quick fix for attention but it isn't going to attract any sort of long time relationships.

If you're always talking about how lonely and depressed you are you're going to be emotionally draining to anyone you interact with. People will get exhausted from it very quickly.

i wish you death for the bottom part.

You're being presumptuous. If someone goes out of there way to talk to me I'm not going to complain to them ever. I hate being a burden.

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People going out of their way to talk to you because of a pity post probably aren't people you want to be talking to in the first place. It's as disingenuous as your post

Reminder to quit porn and masturbation for at least 6 months. Most people who are gay today are not really gay but have watched too much porn

twitch.tv/diddydom

Not sure if this is allowed.

he's ugly and looks like that incel brit posted earlier

>he's ugly
no he isn't, you must have pretty high standard for guys

okay my internet is not good enough to stream anyway. I need to fix my settings.

ouch
I've had sex a couple of times

he's fucking disgusting
He looks like starving jew i wouldn't be surprised if its the ugly brit from before.

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Anyone else in Mississippi?

>tfw no robot bf to cuddle with

>He looks like starving jew
R u fat or something?

Yeah its him cause its night.
Probably some shit tier student.

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if these cute anime boys knew they were cute they would become instant hoes

73 kg's.
Convert that into shootings per oil barrel and you have my weight.
His hair is a mess he has no chest and his headphones are thicker than his hands.
And he had stupid idea of posting his own stream on here indicating him being a fucking sperg/retard

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I want to have sex with Dyatlov

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he looks alright, nothing near "disgusting", just average and looking a little dishevelled which everyone does sometimes.

if you dislike skinny guys then that's just more personal taste I think.

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>some aussie I'm acquainted with who once looked fem enough to look like a trap is now a 5/10 fag with scars and bruises from drunken bar fights
>ghosts me on discord because i didn't answer him once due to a burn out
>literally next time i saw him he's fucking with a dude he met on here
>he cheats on him like the whore he is under the guide of a open relationship and his fiancee gets pissed off at him
>he doesn't even regret breaking up
>all the other fags i know are either cock addicts or soulless losers who aren't looking for a long term relationship
I don't like believing what Jow Forums says but i have no proof gays look for commitment in relationship either. What the fuck does that make me if i just want a goddamn momogamous partner to live with? I hate promiscuity with every inch of my soul and i can't help relating with guys more than girls.

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If you think he looks anything like that picture you are seriously delusional.
I can tell he didint take a bath this week.

You see.
Man can never be with another man in the way he can be with a woman. if that makes sense
Being gay is basically 90% of the time caused by people thinking that lack of friends is actually lack of love.
They find a guy get fucked think that it wasn't that great and dump him. And its one big circlejerk of people wanting love but actually needing someone to talk to.

I showered Friday morning. I'm skinny but I'm also 176cm. My headphones are really big. I'm a cyclist and have no energy for the gym (making big gains) but I can still do a decent amount of pushups.

I never even implied he looks like that. my point is he just looks normal, not ugly.

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>Man can never be with another man in the way he can be with a woman.
Literally what? Not all straight couples have kids or get along. I call biology bullshit on that matter, a simple deviance in sexuality can not replace the need of love and a guy can love as fine as a woman if not understand his own sex better than women altogether.

I never said anything about kids.

>says he looks skinny and good
>posts good looking skinny guy
>i never implied he looks like that
Half of the european people in this thread right now are cyclists you think you will impress anyone with being able to ride a bike?
Your headphones are like any other headphones dont you bullshit me here.
>pushups
You have no chest.
You are a board.

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What then? I don't buy what conservatives say at all, it should be something related to social conditioning and mainstream media. We're taught that the gay lifestyle is the opposite of what straight monogamous relationships are like. Turns out i only recently had my awakening and it never occured to me to pursue a polygamous relationship out of respect for my partner, coupled with the fact that i shunned and still despise gay culture as a whole.

>You are a board.
You haven't seen my legs and butt yet

I unironically dont know what conservative means cause im not into politics at all and i couldn't care less.

STOP SPEAKING IN Jow Forums

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We are a rare breed, brother. Hold on tight, very very very few of us left.

Evangelical nutjobs who still think homosexuality is a mental illness.

Post them with that bike in the background

You just fuck who you fuck why would you put a lable on that

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If you fuck the whole world you don't really love anyone

wtf is with that filename

I mean, his fiancee clearly was mad, you are clearly disgusted as well. perhaps you just met a sociopath who's just out for sexual gratification and ruins people's lives. But why the gay community is so promiscuous in general may be because of male psychology and sociology.

men simply want sex a lot more than women, with other men they don't have to court like they do with women traditionally and just go straight for the dopamine. over time this just creates a culture of a lot of sex and promiscuity. I say this as a total layman though, if there's studies proving this wrong I'd accept that.
I posted it just for the sake of posting a picture, I thought it was fitting considering the fact we're in r9gay.

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I won the csgo game

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What if i fuck my country cause i love my country?
Want to see?
Yeah yeah just for the sake of posting a picture.
You should expect that reaction then.

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Im gonna get banned but yolo. Need to shave again.

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no don't post them, not only is it illegal he's probably a retard
i warned him not to do that if it's the person i think it is

Holy christ this is ugly.
Do you ever stand up from that shit tier ikea chair?

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You're mean, I like it. Also that chair cost me 100 bong bucks from Amazon. And no I live on it except when I go to work or get food

>You should expect that reaction then
I can't stop anons seeing patterns where there aren't any.

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The fuck are you doctor house?
Nah he aint a retard he's kinda sweet you know.
Good roleplay partner desu.
Who did you warn about what?

I made chili who wants some :)

me me me!! gimme gimme

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So i was right you are that britbong from earlier.
Well i didint get lucky with my chair the paint started chipping off few months after i bought it and i didint bother replacing it for three years now.

>So i was right you are that britbong from earlier.
yeh and still no csgo bf

>The fuck are you doctor house?
Huh?

>tfw no multiple kill vehicle boyfriend
youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

kurwy polaczki juz tam do was kurwa lece

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you must bow to the penis

I made plenty so eat up, a growing boy needs nutrients!

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>tfw no cute burgerland csgo bf
>tfw cute brits all live in BRITAIN for some reason
it's not fair

>looked fem enough to look like a trap
>is surprised he turned out to be a complete mentally ill mess

I know of a cute burger cs:go boy but he's not looking for a bf right now

yeah it's really weird
like everyone that's actually cute is british for some reason
what the fuck is going on over there?
is it something in the water?

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can you ask him to reconsider thanks
the women are ugly there so the boys evolved to look cute, just like how male birds are the pretty ones ez

they age terribly and only look good for about a window of 3-5 years

What did kek mean by this, originally?

>tfw no kekposter sanrio bf

>tfw no bf to bump the r9gay thread with when it's about to die

i was looking at it and thinking about something to say that wouldn't get caught in the filter
thank you for bumping it

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anything for you user