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proper drunk with the lads wahey edition

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Wahey, I'm drunk as well

>this thread started a few seconds before mine

fuuuuu you too quick lad. Well done

lads would you rather live in china, the land of the hungry escalators, or brazil the land of cartel death hunts

there is no right or wrong answer, but please show your working

Got pissed with boomer frens last night so been hungover most of the day. Having some Fruit shoot now.

Enjoy your night drunklids.

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Boron

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Zuby is a genuine based black man. I think I am cured of racism and just want to be a regular Christian cuckservative.

I like conservative black Christians.

Boomer friends? like middle aged people? how old are you?

>And the clouds will clear, leaving nothing but endless stars...
tfw stuck in East Devon

Not sure what the average person would do to warrant getting killed by a cartel. Long as you dont mind having a drug dealer for a mayor Brazil would be ok

feel breddy fugged lads. going to do a jamaican roll up then go to bed
*falls over the /britfeel/ coffee table*

Prime Video has 15000 movies (not joking) and about 95 percent of them are pure shit. They do have a decent amount of old movies which is nice.

>Boomer
>middle aged
75 year olds are boomers, is that middle-aged now?

i've got that for a bit longer
any suggestions?

it's incredible the amount of unwatchable shite they have. Guess they just have staff snapping up everything for a few pennies

Dunno, there's load of good movies I'd have to have a look but off my head

>dancer in the dark
>the house that jack built
>running man
>the voices
>four brothers
>shawshank redemption
>higher learning
>poetic justice
>a house on haunted hill (for any vincent price aficionados)
>gladiator

There's loads if you spend the time and look. Don't really like giving recommendations because I know everyone has different tastes and I've seen 1000s of movies.

not him but
>shelter
>exit
>seat 25
were some zero budget obscure movies on Prime I liked. There was another about a time traveller sleeping rough in modern day New York but I cant remember the title

well that's why i like asking for recommendations. i know a lot whinge and will call each other plebs, but it's a good way to find new stuff.
seen a good few of those but will look at the ones i've not seen. ta user
will have a look at them, thanks user pal

>There was another about a time traveller sleeping rough in modern day New York but I cant remember the title
Post if you remember the title I like time traveller movies. Put my name Weatherfu in the post and I'll be sure to see it in the archives.

>tfw actually like The Phantom Menace
Never understood people's problem with it. Amazing music and very comfy and fun before the prequels got too grim. Sure, people hate Jar Jar but he never bothered me that much. Not even a big Star Wars fan but I enjoy them.

vampires out

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I wish a vampire would suck on me

I swear nobody knows what boomer actually means any more

>went to bed at 11am and woke up at 9pm today

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Be warned I watch a LOT of shit movies so you might not like them
tried googling and cant find anything sorry

>tfw always loved comics and hate the MCU
>tfw new MCU series of my favourite character, Moon Knight
>tfw it's going to be watered down for the masses and redditors
Fucking Dracula runs Disney I bet, the money grubbing cock sucker.

reckon my mum has been on my laptop and has seen my posts on britfeel haha

It's like Gen-X and even Millennial ceased to exist. Everyone is a Zoomer until they leave uni and they are suddenly Boomers.

Ask her which /britfeel/ personality she'd most like a night with.

birdseye vampires

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really want to learn how to sing.

would love to be able to sing along to my music.

Just a meme. Youngsters these days have so little in common with anyone 30+ they might as well be boomers

bagsy anons mum
*waves at anons mum*

Boomers as in literal baby boomers are just people that are just in their 50s or 60s.
People get confused because of the 30yo boomer meme. A lot of young people literally don't even know what a real boomer is and just think it's a 30something year old. Totally missing the point of the original meme.

I felt this way 10 years ago, welcome to the club, kid

>Just a meme
It's a meme but it's not JUST a meme. I've come across loads of people online that don't have a clue that a boomer is someone 55+.

we finna drinking?

>Ask her which /britfeel/ personality she'd most like a night with.
Would do if she knew any of them. I tried getting my dad and brother to post on here once. My brother said it was too depressing. I showed my brother all the ebin videos too haha

That's ok, i watch some shit stuff as well.. As long as it's not scary I'll give it a go.

50s, 60s and 70s. The oldest boomers are now 74-75

Nah, finna finish this spliff off then go to bed

See 'boomer' thrown around a lot on /sp/ because players over 30 seem so different to the youngsters

Do it. Bet there was a time you thought wish i could play music, eh

>only 2 stronkbow and a shot of vodka left
lame

Going to activate the goo geyser before bed

>start feeling happy
>intrusive thought tells me that im such a loser i dont deserve it

How do I prevent this from happening?

Put it all in a big jug and chugg it

Still ain't been paid and my recruitment agent is on holiday. I go on mine on Wednesday

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'deserve' has nothing to do with it just let yourself feel happy you twat

eh, not really. you can sing anywhere without an instrument, which is the appeal. just want to sing along in the car, shower, etc.

The current round of kids born since 2012/growing up now are going to be the real alphas, how'd you feel about that lads?
>Matt Carmichael, former director of data strategy at Advertising Age, noted in 2015 that many groups were "competing to come up with the clever name" for the generation following Generation Z.
>Mark McCrindle has suggested "Generation Alpha"

Yeah but if you practice singing to music you'll eventually be able to sing wherever.

Their going to be the weakest mentally for sure.

i may have a personality disorder

i want a borgar

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Bit ironic. each generation is getting softer and softer.

Do you think the women will become fully self aware and depart normal society to form a kind of underwater antediluvian, fem fortress, sex cult? No man could enter and they'd like have sharks and shit. Eventually we'd all die out and they'd take over and just clone themselves, cos theyd love that.

Fuckin bang out if you ask me but you know what they are like.

Anyone get extreme anxiety crossing roads and hate when cars queue on a road when you're walking by alone?

You must've been a Badger in a previous life mate.

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BritNormie is Limmy
Poleaboo is the shop assistant

if I have whiskey when I've already had vodka will I died>

Probably not like. Birds say they hate us but they secretly love masculinity and it gets them wet.

100% dead certainty.

Well that's a fiver I'm gonna owe me mate then. Thought I'd really cracked the female mind for a bit there.

Anyone got any good budgie or brightly coloured tropical bird themed porn links? Longshot I know but tbqh it's all that's working for me atm and I've exhausted the only good vid I can find.

Who /twiddle/ here?

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Currently watching:
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Watching people with personality play against each other in person is more fun than one autist playing a video game

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Really liked this video, watched it yesterday

When will you ever make a practical contribution to the Pakistani community?

>wtf I thought I was hired to babysit a child not a creepy doll!
yawn. Has a twist at least. Apparently a sequel is in production

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These two asian guys are ok, they are a bit corporate though. The professor I don't really like at all. He is fake and sneaky. Basically helped get Jeremy lifetime DCI banned. The girl seems cute.
I've never played EDH but I would like to try sometime.

Jeremy AKA QuarterPounder is an annoying alt-right, neckbeard troll who deserved it

Who honestly looks at these soulless quick money grab horror films and thinks "man I really want to see that"

Come to think of it, who says that at any film that comes out these days in popular cinema

well they seem to be able to crack out conjuring/insidius/annabelle movies and they keep making money. Maybe it's just normies looking for a 'spooky' date?

True I suppose. My first date with my ex was the Conjuring 2

I like shitty horror movies and enjoy them with full knowledge that they are bad movies but some recent horror movies have been good such as Hereditary, It Follows, A Quiet Place, Get Out and Babadook.
I saw a Quiet Place during the day in an empty cinema (only me) and I was thoroughly on edge.

Only saw the first one. I remember going on a date to Paranormal Activity and watching a shitty camrip beforehand so I knew when the jumpscares were coming and wouldnt look like a bitch

I know it's a nice meme to throw around but it isn't really true. Most of the things that get thrown around about Generation N can also be said about the 2 or 3 preceding generations.

To me, horror has always been a 'shitty' genre. You get some standout greats but those movies are generally there to satisfy a grim instinct in us much like mindless action movies. sorry bit drunk

Just remembering when The Simpsons movie came out and I bought a camrip off a guy round the estate who burned stuff and sold them, back before most people in the estate had Internet or computers. Anyway, it was some fat fuck up the back of the cinema and all you could hear was him cackling at every joke. It was like some avant garde art.

used to be chinese lads who would try to flog bootleg dvds like that for whatever reason

I remember really wanting 'Finding Nemo 2' at a boot sale.

It got me thinking now I mention it we used to buy bootleg DVDs all the time off this guy for even old TV and older films but he still burned us shit camrips even if the film had been out on DVD legit. What a fucking scam artist. But then again we didn't really know any better and didn't care as we were poorer back then and people forget that even 12 years ago a lot of people didn't have access to internet and computers so easily on poorer incomes.
Anyway what should I crack open then?
>7up free
>peach Coke Zero
>raspberry or cherry Pepsi Max

>cherry Pepsi Max
phwor enjoyed a can of that the other day

Luvvverly stuff it is, lad. Always loved cherry soda in general. Don't actually like cherrys though. Weird, that. Addicted to cola though have been for years.

Bf sent me this.

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Bit gay that is lad but I don't care because I'm not a hateful man and to be fair he has a nice arse on 'em.

>Babadook
if you're gonna base a film around the safety of a kid

don't make the kid really fucking annoying

I'll let you gave a go on it lad if you want

>cherry Pepsi Max
Got some of this in the fridgey widge but think its been open too long so might be flat

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Turns out it were 2 shots of vodka left

Buying second hand computer monitors from a guy on gumtree who has been posting for less than a month. Yes or no?

those whitworth chocolate and hazelnut shots are really good
bought one today just to try but tomorrow I might buy a box of 4

Shot a bear in the head and it slowly bled to death while blood poured out of it like a fountain
Feel pretty bad now desu

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Plug them in before hand

wait till you meet wolfman and his kin

reminder that if Rocky isnt in you top ten films of all time you are a woman or homosxual

rambo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rocky m8

suk me kok bot

nah. Raging bull is a much better boxing film

I'd expect more maturity from high schoolers
sort yourself out

Hate normans tbqh with you lads, just wanna punch the CUNTS!