Self Portrait thread

I'm white, just got a mutt nose

>pisses in ur coffee mug

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I'm your long-lost evil twin, user

Really though, I'm sorry if you look like me. Nobody should have to go through that.

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Is this going to be another shower thread?

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I'd date you acne-chan. Glasses are top tier on a girl

I'm literally a femcel. I'm actually uglier than this drawing lol...

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if you have a working vagina id still fuck you

i am a very ugly individual

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I cheated and use photoshop

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Glad me being barely to see is at least a good aesthetic trait
Something is better than nothing

I'm sure you're a qt on the inside though!

I'll be honest with you, I wear glasses even though I can afford to use contacts, because my eyes just look creepy and tired otherwise.

my skin used to be clear but now i have some stress pimples/blemishes. i hate how i look

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Circle lenses are cute. You just need to date someone with square frames to complete the look. ||Like me||

swollen penis

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I feel you. Your drawings are pretty and cute though! Do you use paint tool sai? Keep up the good work.

Think that's everyone else on here too. (Including me) At least we have the excuse to cover them up BD

thanks user. square glasses are super cute too. unfortunately my first proper bf (from r9k) fucked me up and completely shattered my trust. youll find a good gf soon tho, good luck!

draw ur bobs and vagene

Fuck you I'm gonna fuck your pussy anyway bitch

thank ya kindly, user! i use sai2 :> hopefully one day we will learn to be satisfied with how we look lol

That doesnt mean much desu. I just want a bf one day...I think I'd kill for a bf at this point...no ldr.
Thank you. Your drawing is very cute.

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i usually charge money for these but ok

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Going to go out on a limb here

Is there a chance we can talk anyways? i'm feeling pretty on edge lately and I don't have anyone to really talk to. even if it's just as a pen pal. I enjoy talking to artists.

>my first proper bf (from r9k)

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how to find a bf as a woman
step 1 be a woman

>qt self portrait
>single
>first bf was a robot

nice cosplay

If you're from the west coast US I'll date you ugly-chan.

>nice cosplay

the term is LARP

im not interesting to talk to, but sure. feel free to drop your contact! ill add you
yeah i know. really fucking stupid of me. fortunately i was able to help him build confidence and become somewhat of a normie, even though he blames me for everything that went wrong lol.
im not really that cute, its just a stylized drawing. hes not my first bf, but my first proper one that lasted for over 1 week. ive had only two other relationships and they were both online/ldr

No problem! I've used that a bit too and it's quite fun to paint in 8) (pic related is smth I'm working on rn in sai2)
Hopefully! Let's try our best to work towards that! Been using more skin cleansing products lately too

No problem and thank you! I find it quite admirable that you have the confidence to do traditional drawings yourself.

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tfw I have no idea what I'm doing with my life what the fuck

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>"I-im not a mutt, only some of my parts are non white!"
user I...

I started weening of of SNRIs this morning, how long until I start throwing up?

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>yeah i know. really fucking stupid of me. fortunately i was able to help him build confidence and become somewhat of a normie, even though he blames me for everything that went wrong lol.

Would you describe yourself as the sort of person who is too nice, too giving? You put other people before yourself and take on their problems?

> looked in mirror to draw
I need a haircut.

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ousan#5612

literally me, originalli amigo

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female privilege
come to self portrait thread
leave with orbiters

please be female (male)

very based and benispilled

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Calm down ladies, there's plenty of room on this train

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party rockers in the houuse tontie

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You don't even have a torso. How do you expect to pleasure a woman without a thoracic trunk? Do you think this is a fucking game, user? If it were, you would be LOSING.

WOW ur art is super duper cute, user!!! im sure the end product will turn out great! do u possibly take coms or smth cuz id love to see my oc in ur style?
and yes thats a good mindset :> cheers to a good future; we're gmi!
yep i like helping people. i literally paid for my ex to visit me and let him stay at my place for free. it sucks.
cutie ! nice art as well
i dont want/have orbiters. i only have one online friend i talk to on a regular basis.

Depicting my torso would only bring me pain user

oc in question btw

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male (female)
a female (male)'s self-portrait would be more anime

long luscious prince charming hair gang

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>literally paid my ex to visit me
>ex

Fucking vapid, worthless, WHORE.

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This is really good. Are you pro/semipro or something?

yeah, accurate enough I guess

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i had online friends once

i dont know what you were expecting when i said that i dated (past tense) a guy from r9k.
hope you can make new ones, fren

Thank you so much! It's flattering to hear that. I don't have any means for you to pay me and I take way too long, so I can't really do coms. But! I can do a little request if you want! Do you have a.. less revealing outfit though? Sorry, my mom would kill me if she saw me drawin basically nood characters 8"D Your OC is super cute btw!
Cheers!

Not really. Just been doing digital, learning on my own and tons of great help/advice from my friends for the past 4 years. Anyone can draw with enough effort and time!

s your name Hannah and are you from the UK?

oh my goodness, youre too sweet! honestly i would feel really bad if you drew something for me and i had no way to repay you ;;OTL youre too good to be doing free art !!
but if you have some extra time and are bored,, heres another oc i have thats more sfw :,)

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Where is my bf then?
Not from the west coast.
No and no. Was she your ldr gf?

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This isn't mspaint but it is my self portrait

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BIoxbloxbIox

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Just having this nice interaction is enough repayment for me, dw! 8D
Wow! You've got a lot of cute OCs! Love the hello Kitty theme for this one; it's adorable!
Is there any way I can contact and send it to you so that I know you'll be seeing it? Ex. Discord or an email?

>No and no. Was she your ldr gf?
no she's an extremely autistic girl that I knew who not only looked practically the same as you if the picture is accurate, but who also drew the same way

i'd kiss those lips

> photo of a pencil crayon drawing in 2019.
That's a retro feel.
How old are you?

aah!! alright,,, but please get paypal or something soon! people would be willing to pay pretty decent money for your art aha i do have a throwaway discord at hfgs65r3#5412! apologies for any late replies though as i barely check this acct

Do you have any of her drawings? Can you post them? She seems interesting. What would she do that was autistic? How did you meet her? Why did you cut contact?

Stop syntaxing like little school girls

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thanks I'm kissless but I almost got kissed by a girl once. Luckily I managed to preserve my lip purity

i'm right here come at me

tried me best

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sorry, user. its just what im used to. 95% of artists who have similar styles to us type like this

I've got a paypal but not a bank account so I don't think I can do smth like that soon 8") Don't really need or have any use for the money anyway
Sent you a friend request! I'm bee

What if I am one-

I'm 18. I like drawing traditionally as much as I like drawing digitally tho. Both are neat and fun.

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superstition plays in the background

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It's obnoxious. I am trying to work on my art and hone my craft and people around me who say they are into art behave like children

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Op are you a dog? What's with the dog ears?

my mother walked in on me drawing it and said it looked like me
tried my hardest
t. zoomer

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Those are my flowing neckbeard locks, bro

You just don't understand art

i recommend moving over to /ic/ then. its a slower board but most people are "more mature"
also feel free to cry some more

matti?

original shitty doodle

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Last time I drew myself back in like 2017.

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also here is your (You) OP sad that i took so much time that now the threads dead :(

looks like a good friend
looks like indie comics

very deformed but i give up with drawing with my mouse

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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwowwwww orgig

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Guess my race, and yes, this is indeen a original comment.

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jewish
poooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrriiiiiginal

Arab, close enough i suppose.

holy shit youre seth rogan? I mean THE seth rogan?

No, but we could be very very very distantly related.

Does this count?
origgginalli

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