Serious question: What's the point of trying to "achieve" anything in life if you will never, ever, be a member of the Akatsuki, or at least an equally cool anime villain organization? Seriously, the most you can accomplish in this world is be a generic normie except with a bit more money than the other normies.
Serious question: What's the point of trying to "achieve" anything in life if you will never, ever...
Tyler Williams
Ryan Roberts
better question
does the fed watch anime?
Jackson Evans
>MFW my self-insert character in the novels that I'm writing goes from being a renown adventurer to a demon-harboring, warmongering, mentally ill warlock so that civilization has a chance of surviving
Motivated evil is always more interesting to write.
Ryan Reyes
Nigga you clearly want a dick in the ass
Angel Ramirez
yeah, post a pic of urs or dont @ me, big boy
Caleb Allen
>Serious question...cool anime villain organization
Stop it.
Jordan Adams
Oh my fucking god fuck my ass nigga why aren't you outside getting that sweet D from all the dirty dirty boyz around your neighborhood
Carson Reed
hog out or log out
hog out or log out
Jace Peterson
two good men brought into confict by the inevitability of fate > any story involving evil
Anthony Campbell
So this is the guy they make all the isekai LN/anime for...
Aiden Fisher
Not before you get that dick in the ass you fucking retard, sorry user
Benjamin Young
user, I'm overweight and have hairs growing in my literal asscrack. Over the course of the average day my sweat and anal juices combine to matt the hairs together into a felt-like material that smells like an elderly Indian man's tangy curry-and-garlic body odour mixed with shit and vinegar.
Your obsession with sticking your dick into things does not take into account how repulsive the average robot is.
William Martinez
I'll take stories that inevitably devolve into power level jerk off sessions for $500, Alex
Jaxon Gonzalez
user you're a fool. First wash that big baby bum, then shave it correctly.
user ! Nobody likes to fuck shit when you're making it look like shit. Everyone knows they fuck shit ok user ? You gotta step up and stop pussying around, you little pussy how you gonna get that dick in the ass moaning before the sex ?
Connor Bailey
Is this a bit? Are you drunk?
Or are you just Indian?
Cooper Barnes
user I am not even gay, I am nothing but love and you know it. Stop being repulsed by love, you're fucking yourself, without that boy you need.
Joshua Russell
>shaving off my final protective barrier
>washing the last of the seven seals
>denying myself the ultimate rape protection barrier
You fool! The stench is so powerful I could summon demons without a protective circle and they'd cry in a corner until released.
Caleb King
You have vanquished me. Bravo user ! Your demons tend to be very strong when used rightly
Isaac Gutierrez
Such is the power of a wizard.
Landon Garcia
akatsuki were kino as far as edgy anime groups go
Chase Carter
I honestly believe I could be anime villian tier and the only thing that holds me back is a lack of direction. Sometimes I think I should try take over the world and make the world a better place by force, but I think it would be futile in the end. No one forced humanity to be shitty, we are just shitty by nature. I think I would whoop ass in a personal quest for vengence or something.
Lucas Morgan
Seek your path user, you seem to have a clear mind
Isaac James
Why did I just compulsively read that entire thing
Hudson Gomez
>you seem to have a clear mind
What did you mean by this? Are you calling me delusional or something? I only believe this because of my experiences in life. I feel very capable and I am a natural leader. People are drawn to me by my confidence. I have always been athletic. I am intelligent and will be graduating cum laude this year. I seriously think I could do just about anything.
William Gray
Probably some kind of attempt at self-harm.
Kayden Moore
Honestly I was having sort of a similar thought lately, that I think might be related.
You know how in tons of video games you have all these moral options where you can be good or evil or neutral or whatever and it's supposed to make you feel like you're in control? It made me think, in real life when we have maximum "control" you can't actually do that at all. I genuinely don't have an evil option. I have to just be a good little wagie and go to work and make my money and follow all the rules. Am I just a pussy? You don't actually have enough control to really be "evil" in real life. I wish there was like a hiring agency for crooks or thieves or drug dealers or something so I could choose to live a more exciting life but you can't just "choose" to go do anything like that and even if you did there would be basically no reward but high risk.
Ethan Parker
>even if you did there would be basically no reward but high risk
This is totally on purpose. Society at all levels isn't set up to force people to behave, it's set up to make misbehaving less profitable than behaving. Street-level drug dealers make below minimum wage, higher-ups make less than they would in an easier role for a legit business.
That being said, you should ask some addicts how they make money. Being addicted makes people optimise for high cashflow.
Jason Howard
See that's the thing, I'm not rich by any means, I can just barely eek out a comfortable living with a full time job at 17/hr. It's grueling and monotonous but there's no way I can ever convince myself it would be more worth it to start stealing things, or selling drugs, or doing anything else cool. And in the spirit of OP's autism it isn't like I could even do anything cool like become a supervillain. Why the fuck would I generally risk years of actual jailtime for hundreds or at best thousands of dollars?
Now if this was like a cool anime and some crack team of professional thieves was like "user we need you for this million dollar casino heist and only YOU can do this job with us for some reason" I'd definitely do it. But short of that, there's no evil options in real life!