>Tfw my stacy coworker today said I looked like Michael Cera
B-bros.....Is it finally time to end it all?
Tfw my stacy coworker today said I looked like Michael Cera
Mason Moore
Dylan Gonzalez
>coworker says I look like danny devito
>laugh it off with a "monster dong" joke
still hurts, but at least people like danny devito
Jace Bell
Some idiot once told me I look like Snoop Dog simply because I wore one of those earflap beanie things one day. I took that pretty personally because Snoop Dog is
1. A dumb nigger
2. One of the ugliest bastards I've ever seen.
Jayden Jones
Get told I look like Beck or Dana Carvey.
Feels bad man. Basically it's a nice way for people to tell you you look like a dorky white man.
Justin Miller
Micheal Cera isn't exceptionally handsome in the traditional way, but come on, it's not that bad
Elijah Ortiz
he loks like an incel, user
cmon
Owen Parker
You should kill her instead, OP.
Cameron Allen
have you seen his chin (or lack thereof)
Luke Davis
He looks cute with a pencil moustache as "Pierre," the main character's alter-ego in that movie, I forget what it's called. Maybe you should grow a pencil moustache if you really look like him.
t. girl who watches movies
Eli Hughes
This guy. Francois Dillinger, not Pierre. It's been awhile since I saw it. Remember Francois was hott tho.
Austin Lewis
A female classmate once told me I look like mole from atlantis
Ethan Powell
i got told i reminded a girl of the guy in nightcrawler but I realize now she meant I act fucking autistic but I don't look like jake gyllenhaal
Austin Parker
He was kinda creepy hot. Don't feel bad.
Connor Barnes
He was creepy hot because he was creepy and hot. I was just creepy :/
Dylan Murphy
Aw. You're not creepy. She was just a bitch. Some people are bitches for no reason. You wonder why they say mean things, "Did i do something wrong? Why would she say that?" and then suddenly you have this eureka moment where you stop trying to figure out her motivations and you realize, "It's not me at all! She's just a bitch!"
Landon Stewart
Maybe. I hope so, cause I want to be liked by people more. I feel so lonely
Leo Bailey
Even this mole guy looks pretty good with a pencil mustache. I order everyone ITT to grow a pencil mustache!
Jonathan Wilson
That means she wants to rim your hole while her friend blows you.
Cooper Rodriguez
Worry more if you like them, ya know? It's useless to be liked by people you don't like. Eventually you'll meet a girl who likes you and you won't worry so much. Until then, just concentrate on becoming rich and buying a house. If you own a house and make at least 50,000 a year, even if you look like a toad you will find a suitable gf, I promise. Good advice. Goodnight, user. Get some sleep. Sweet dreams.
Josiah Lopez
>volunteer at some outreach centre for welfare recipients in like 2005
>helping junior high kids with homework
>one says I look/act like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite
Gavin Lee
Truth.
Potato chipz
Jason Gray
He was hott too, once he lost the nerd goggles and started dressing sleazy. Someday you too will find your Lafawnda, anonie.
Cooper James
My mom says i look like this guy
Blake Perry
Back in my highschool days I'd get a lot of comparisons to tobey maguire the spiderman dude, fuck bros I should probably eat a bullet right fucking now
Levi Wilson
Also, moustache, peoples! Keep your facial hair well groomed (shave cheeks and neck and use a short cliper guard on any beard hairs) and sport a scumbag-type moustache of some kind to make yourself look sexy and possibly criminal/dangerous! I cannot stress the importance of this enough! Women like men with a smattering of vice, regardless of looks!
Levi Edwards
I get told I look like Vikkstar and that fucking indian dude from skins all the time
Gavin Hughes
Goodnight :)
organ
Jackson Reed
I just shaved my mustache off and shaved my head down to a #1 gonna grow out my beard like a muslim
Ethan Russell
See?
Doritos
Ethan Taylor
It's my face I think that probably looks like him the most. That stupid awkward retarded blank stare with the retarded mouth movements he has I have it.
I am a chinlet but I definitely dont think my chin is as bad as his. Its still pretty bad though.
You have to have some supreme confidence to grow something like that. Maybe when I'm rich, user. And what's your favorite movie?
Gabriel Edwards
I mean i kinda look like him facially. I was taller than him in 2005, now i'm taller and fatter.
I just need to ditch the nerd glasses and start dressing sleezily. Thanks user.
>tfw i need to trim my neckbeard soon
Ian Ward
Yessss. You will mostly attract drug-addled hipster girls this way, though, so beware. Better to have 5'oclock shadow/or clean shaven and sleaze stache. Even better to have money and a house and car.
Gavin Wood
I legit can't pull off the gangsta wigger look. People already think i'm a schizo for some reason, I don't need a doo rag and track suit to compliment it
Charles Wood
Frankenstein 1931. Colin Clive my dream boy. Goodnights for real now. It's 3:42 am where I am, and my kid will be up in 3 hours. I'm an idiot for staying up this late! Good lucks!
Chase Gray
Be rich. Don't worry about girls. Channel it all into making money while you're still young, and you will be knee deep in puss b4 you know it. Heed my true words! *fades into the gathering darkness, becoming an echo that grows fainter and fainter until there is nothing but silence and the feeling that this is true wisdom and a new resolve grows, that all girls can go to hell as long as you can make lots of money...*
Aaron Scott
>more than one person at this point has told me I look and act like sheldon from the big bang theory
actually end me
Caleb Jenkins
When I was like 12 I put my face into a what celebrity do I look like, got Brad Pitt. I look genuinely nothing like Brad Pitt.
Benjamin Robinson
but snoop dogg has a proven iq of 140+
Isaac Ward
Atleast you dont look like young guy fieri.