/britfeel/

fast metabolism = food is quickly transformed into fat

Would actually like to try and be a streamer but too embarrassed in front of housemates.

>he doesn't let mummy nature take care of his teeth

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i understand why a lot of blokes like asian birds now

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I genuinely brush my teeth about 5 times a week. 5 mornings before work.

How old are you and what would you play?

>he watches youtube "celebrities"
i dont get it, they're not your actual mates. they're just after those sweet ad pennies

It's mostly vegetables though.
The calorie content is still comparatively low.

I like her Pepe doll.

that's all i do. NEET now though. so it's all i did.

28.
Too old.
Magic the gathering Arena
Too boring

why do so many trannies wear knee high socks and into anime?

I gave it a try, and honestly I can see why the zoomers like it. It wasn't for me, but I can see how it would feel kind of like you were hanging out with a friend you couldn't talk to. Shame they end up getting exploited.

Why are Megadrive and SNES games so much more fun than modern shit?

hides their manly knees and looks cute
anime is entertaining

>yerrow feverfags

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Really bad plastic surgery?

Yes picking one unflattering photo of one woman who is in her late 30s.
Great argument lad.

>white women getting this mad

Face it. Oriental women are the peak of femininity

People say black people have an ape like skull structure but the asians really do

Would still destroy lol

here they come lads he's ruffled the fetishist feathers

The facial structure of an orangutan is peak feminity? I think you might be a zoophile

fucking hell feel ill after eating a packet of 5 large chocolate chip cookies

>argumentative user in
>just argues for the sake of arguing, whether he genuinely believes it or not

lichess.org/iwyefdMD

we're playing chess lads

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why are people always on their FUCKING phones

W H O they

Most are on facefuck, then there must be some of us on here trying to drown out the real world

user is being set up for a crushing.

korean women have very chubby faces with small features, you'd have to be a nonce to find their baby faces attractive

Korean women are the worst of the orientals, I agree.

>talks about nature
>gives a frog teeth
I doubt she's christian, I hate people who wear the cross as a fashion thing instead of a faith thing

He already had teeth i just removed some for the joke.

itd be cool if we could set up a britfeel chess league, competitions each weekend

yeah doesn't bother me. got to enjoy what you can eh.

i can't play chess. can we set up an airsoft league travelling around the country?
not got the equipment but feel i'd be better at that

Based BronLudwig fucking destroyed user. Right into his hands.

mighty!
lusty!
bennis!
20 inches!
recks yer
fowl
anus
making ye
a gay

>poor kike so just going for a walk later.

Going to my first ever festival on Thursday lads

we could do with setting up a fishing gang as well. we need an user that loves driving to get us all together

Britfeel chess champion me

lichess.org/hkAj39Mf

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if only we had an user who drove professionally and was used to long hours on the road.

truckbot?
we could all get in the wagon he's towing.
but yeah i know who you mean. he could nab a sprinter van for us eh

Just jump in the back of a white van like a pikey and cruise.

>walk into primark
>pick up men's socks
>skiddadle to the exit without paying
>no one notices
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY

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My friend's sister and her husband were arrested for stealing socks.
It was so absurd. They are both homeless too.

thats so greedy of the company

When was this lad? I don't think police even respond to calls of people nicking 5 quid worth of socks these days

>it's wrong that people aren't allowed to break the law

i dont care if i sound like a boomer but it fucking pisses me off when i venture outside and everybody is glued to their s oymachine

LAWFUL NEUTRAL LAD

Three times a day is better desu

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what type, a dancey one or with bands?

Always one cunt like this. You like to uphold societal rules? You some kind of bootlicker who likes to see the government and corporations trample over the people? You make me sick really

I brush more than five times a day since I drink a lot of coffee and tea

right lad, so make a list of every type of person and what laws they should be allowed to break then get back to me with it, what about people with cancer, maybe we should give em a pass to rob banks or something? anyway list all subgroups of disadvantaged people then what laws each are allowed to break

With bands lad, mostly underground stuff, should be good

Lad legally it's retarded to punish someone with ARREST for nicking fucking socks. In a just society not run by Jews they should just have to pay back what they've provably stolen and then have the police keep a watch on them and ban them from the store they were caught. Not
>lmao go to jail

Your points are irrelevant because there's nothing wrong with robbing a bank. Fuck the banks.

ok so again, make a list of what laws certain people don't have to follow

You're a hypocrite and wouldn't be saying this if you were running the banks

good stuff. hopefully it won't be baking hot.
take some sunscreen and a hat just in case.

It's more complex than that you donkey

I'd never run a bank because I'm not a greedy corporate capitalist, who coincidently, are the enemy of the people

Going to the cinema alone to see two films back to back, lads. Anyone ever done this? Just need to get out into a dark cinema for a few hours and zone out.

we've already got down that homeless people can rob socks lad so just continue the list from there
what job do you have?

Should be about 20 cels. Cheers lad, appreciate the little chat. Usually get the mongs here screech NORMIE at anything they'd be too uncomfortable to do

need a wank lads but far too lazy for that

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I work in a museum
Also are you seriously getting arsey and upset that a homeless person, who probably has fuck all, nicked a pair of socks that probably cost half a penny to manufacture?

no I don't give a shit about robbing, but the fact their homeless doesn't suddenly mean they shouldn't be punished for breaking the law

Do you not have any empathy, or at the very least, sympathy. Sometimes emotion should have a little precedence over law

love my britfeel frens

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Off to see the footy wooty in an hour. Can't wait!

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Great chess game, there is a new king.

/nofap/ has started user

I do, but just because you've been through hardship doesn't mean you shouldn't have to follow the law and should be given a free pass to commit crime

/nofap/ the 25th of August?

Why don't you stop lying about your social anxiety lad?

sounds stressful and ptsd inducing

>Also are you seriously getting arsey and upset that a homeless person, who probably has fuck all
Its their own fault for spending all their money on smack tbqh

why have sympathy for smackheads? they choose the life

fully deserved, stellar performance from black, hats off and all that but it wont be for long, ill regain whats rightfully mine sooner or later

i'm not too anxious to go to festivals or watch the footy wooty i just have no frens to invite or be invited by

not fair

lads a bag flew in my face as a kid cam i claim 950pm IP?

KingOvDevon, sent you a challange, dont wuss out now you hear

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I really thought he was out of his element, but I think his aggression caught us all by surprise, and it worked.

I do this all the time lad, absolutely nothing to feel ashamed about. The memes about it being practically a crime to see a movie solo seems to be mostly an American thing

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you dont want cumbrain do you now user

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had a nightmare last night that i had two of my mates in my car and i went to pick up another mate but he text me saying "im going to be like an hour late" so i went out walking to find him and left my other mates in my car, the anxiety was fucking horrible i can't explain

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You are a fool, a supporter of a predatory system and a failure at understanding the human condition.

Terribly weak bait