My house is, I will admit, on another level of filth and general pestilence. I, however, consider myself to have a strong constitution and healthy immune system so it doesn't have much of an effect on me. So, onto the rooms in order of usage. My room is generally a shambles at this point, though I do have a few novel methods of keeping it in check. My bed is stained heavily with blood, puke, piss, shit, cum, booze and food, and has no sheets so this is all leaking into the mattress. From time to time, however, I'll douse it with a fresh piss jug to keep it sterile. I don't generally piss in jugs but on occasion I am unable to get up from my computer. They're also a fun thing to empty or throw onto other vehicles on the highway. My computer is running hotter every day because it's where my fireant colony lives. They're friendly though, and I feel they help clean up the floor and walls. I have cups of piss around my bed posts (though from time to time I allow them up there if it's getting slimy) and I've constructed a moat of piss around my gaming racer chair. If they've been good I'll drop a dead rat or something similar for them to feast on. I also have a designated piss corner and designated shit rag corner, though from time to time I need to piss ok some mushrooms or mold to kill it. My closet is overflowing with trash so is unfortunately useless except to the ants. There is no door. The hallway to the bathroom is relatively clean, just a bit of dropped trash. Sometimes if I really need to I shit in there but eventually my shoes clean it up. The bathroom is where I throw trash as I pass so is full and overflowing. There is a smell of death coming from there so I try to keep the door closed.
The kitchen is quite filthy but because of how the oven functions it's not too bad on the eyes. I dont bother doing dishes, I'll just occasionally piss onto them to sterilize. The refrigerator doesn't work but I have a fan blowing on it and expiration dates are really just "best by" anyway. The oven works, in a sense. If it's on the grime in it catches fire so I have to evacuate the house for a few hours. Thankfully the spot gives the kitchen a dark look and probably sterilizes things. The living room is again full of trash so useless. The backyard is full of burns, pits and sand as well as the remains of various items I've burned or shot. A pack of possums lives under the house and a family of raccoons in the shed and they fight for dominance over the yard since I throw my trash bags there for them. They have to be careful though because if I'm hungry I'm liable to shoot one. I burned both the porch and deck so to get into the house you need to climb cinderblocks. For privacy and security all the windows are covered in aluminum and boarded up. There is no front door, but I have a bear trap there if anyone tries to enter. The front yard is a general mess of weeds and bushes. Well, that pretty much sums it up.
I never had it easy in life, duo to various reasons, but I managed to move out (I'm 20). I got a really nice flat in a 2 apartment house, which is located in an upper middle class street
It looks really fancy, even if it's a bit feminine
my room is a little messy, i put all of my clothes on one chair even though i have a big wardrobe, there are alcohol bottles all over the floor, it smells like weed and cum, rest of the house is fine i have a cleaning lady for that
John Watson
>tfw no disgusting robot bf to clean for and help make his life better. If you just gave me 3 days in your house user...
Robert Howard
My room is actually clean and tidy but you still can come to cook something delicious for me and shower me with affection. As long as you aren't a man.
Asher Evans
girl is cute cute pajamas too
you have piss fetish. it literally spoiled the pasta try again with less piss detail
Daniel Cook
congrats invite some girl and live the gf dream user
David Sanders
what if my penis is feminine?
Gabriel Anderson
I don't know user, that's hella gay. What would you want me to repay for your maid services with?
Jose Phillips
>broke neet so cant afford a chair >use my pc while laying sideways on my bed have been stuck inside this small room since 5 years.
Justin Gray
I'll be your trap maid sex slave People leave chairs on the side of the street all the time, user
Jose Davis
use a kitchen chair or dining room chair
Nolan Bailey
Im a fatass with thick thighs so those chairs crush my nuts lol
James Garcia
Well I drink 3 40s of steel reserve a day so have a lot of piss, and it's multipurpose
>I'll be your trap maid sex slave I'm not comfortable with the idea of anal, user. Would you be content with tasting my manhood and drinking my man-milk as a payment for your maid services?
Jeremiah Sullivan
Cute girl. She looks so pure. I bet she doesn't even masturbate on cam
Asher Parker
That's fair. But if you ever need to release yourself into my boipucci it'll be waiting.
Matthew Hernandez
sauce on OP's pic
I need to orbit an angel to spice things up a bit in my misery
Logan Sullivan
i just cleaned my room after reading this post, thanks for the motivation user
Ayden Anderson
My house is messy and my mom's a hoarder. The biggest issue though is the ceiling in the washroom's made out of asbestos and deteriorating for the past 13 years. I use to ask my parents about it but they said to not worry about it, I got it lab test a few months ago confirming it is asbestos. My family thinks asbestos is not real and since they're the homeowners they don't want to approve an expert to remove it even when I offered to to pay it all. Even if it was removed I still be dead soon because all the fucking years of breathing it in since I was a kid. I fucking hate my family.
you are vastly underrating my misery user please don't do that tell me
Christian Parker
Do you hang out and drink with the bums? It seems your on some sort of freindly terms with them as you allow them to stay. I live in a newly built but Tokyo sized apartment. It's OK though because it's free. Utilities too. It's part of the Bux package I get. 20% of the building is NEET. A lot of girls too. It's also one of the wealthiest cities on the East Coast if not the world so if you were born here and can't afford it because of gentrification it's easy to get the Bux. It was done in large part as a crime prevention solution and actually worked. One of the few truly safe big cities in the U.S.
you're a clever man it takes me weeks to come up with some plot like that
Camden Baker
It works, I found several girls, including that one, in just a minute or two. I've successfully gotten nudes this way. Even if you look like an ogre just make a catfish account with a cute boy just above their age.
Jordan Miller
You'd be surprised how much NEET girls shlick. Even the cute ones. I went to get some cream for coffee one morning from a female waste of space and she answered the door wearing a long T-shirt and invited me in because I owed her some head because I interrupted her from coming. I wasn't sure if she was kidding until I saw what she was watching. We ended up hanging out all day. She even bought Chinese because I drove her to cash a check. Sex takes awhile because we're desensitized and have fetishes and nothing else to do. There's a little NEET community of 15 of us-5 who are girls. A couple of the guys have the ghey and a couple more are hopeless autistics who couldn't even handle a mercy fuck. The downside is when the girls bang on your door at 2 AM because of night terrors.
>so go buy a be Beds cost a fortune, what's the point? it's not like I'll show off my room to a girl anytime soon.
Cameron Parker
everything looks good on those clothes tho even plastic mannequins or pillows heck even a broom woudl look good on those clothes the clothes lying on the floor would look good
Cooper Jenkins
I'll play devil's advocate and say a biological male can't change their bone structure so drastically, have you ever seen anatomical diagrams of skeletons?
>you'd look like shit, right? Women date deadbeat losers all the time user, though those losers do sell drugs. I would look shit but if my bed is the reason a girl ditches me I think she wasn't worth it in the first place.
Yeah and that's disturbing, because if it is a male then that's either some state of the art surgery, great photo editing, a calcium defficiency or a developmental issue
Thomas Flores
Y'know you're prolly right, I just thought you were trying to get laid ASAP since I'm used to extreme inceldom
Liam Gomez
>I just thought you were trying to get laid ASAP since I'm used to extreme inceldom Never really cared that much until recently desu. I could probably easily do it anyway because I had litteral stacies rubbing their ass on my when I went clubbing one time. I just don't know how to go from there with them. And for the incels, you are right it's all about the face otherwise I would get no attention from women, my face is all I have other than that I'm a complete loser.
Julian Fisher
This is a beautiful child. I hope she is free from harm and misfortune.
Jace Butler
Well then go watch some Charisma on Command or some Alpha m. type shit, then get laid but don't look for anything serious
John Johnson
>Charisma on Command I do already and I was thinking about asking out this 8/10 qt who works at subway because she keeps staring at me. Though I'm such a goddamn loser it's kind of embarrassing, that's why I never asked out a girl because I thought they wouldn't accept me. Fuck it, at this point I don't care ill just try and if a fail at least ill learn somethinng.
Ayden Nguyen
If she rejects you, that's that and you'll be done with it but if you don't even ask you'll never know how it would've turned out
Christian Hughes
Also check out that Alpha m. guy, his videos are pretty solid
Asher Myers
She has nudes on the internet if you know what name to look for
Josiah Cooper
What name, user...
Kevin Cruz
Will do, I think ill finally stop with this incel shit its wasting my life.
Eli Anderson
>even the most innocent looking girl spreads her cunt for attention from strangers online Fucking hell.
Anthony Bennett
Ah yes, so beautiful, so pure.
Nathaniel Diaz
Her first name is Alina.
Nolan Johnson
That just pulls up a bunch of sfw from her insta
Josiah Lee
Yeah you need her last name which I won't give because a search with her full name actually finds the pictures which are illegal. I'm sure you can find her last name somehow.
Kayden Gomez
It's not some incel meme user, all women are whores.
Leo Foster
I've already looked with her last name
Carter Collins
I keep my room and house relatively clean. I can't stand clutter or dirt. I do however from time to time go on lazy weeks, things never get that bad though. A wrapper here a bottle there and some dishes but I always clean up. My father is a hoarder, his house is a wreck filled with stuff that "can be sold online". Its not a bad hoard you can still walk around freely but any place you can sit things on like a table or counter is stacked with shit. Hes mainly the reason I keep my place clean. I also get depressed if I'm surrounded by filth.
I'm not a minimalist I have a lot if stuff. Tools, gun stuff and random things I collect get put wherever. I'm clean but um lazy
>dont have a bed Neither do I, just a stack of box springs and a mattress. Have to say it's more comfortable than an actual bed. I can jump on it without fear of breaking it too
Adam Wilson
I sleep against a wall, can't sleep if I dont. I always get a spider nest somewhere. I leave my window open all the time and there is a big tree outside my window
Camden Kelly
Dose anyone else have a baseball bat in their room just to smash things? Pic related, cold steel crusher (great bat if you're in the market for a weapon) If somthing breaks or fucks me off I grab my bat and smash it to bits. Then clean it up it's kinda fun
I have guns too. But I find using your primal rage is much more fun. I'm just itching for some unlucky nigger to try and rob my house, hes getting his head crushed
Bentley Collins
I don't know what to tell you, I just google searched and found them immediately.
Andrew Bell
True, I feel that. I'm not usually an angry person but one time my keyboard was dying and I kept fucking up in video juegos because of it. Eventually I had enough and went outside and smashed it into a million pieces. Wonderful feeling.
Adam Perez
Nah I got it thanks bro
Owen Miller
My dog kept on opening my door, my door never shut properly. So I ran through the door. It sucked I had to fix the whole door frame cuz it was broke that bad I'm a very angry person. Got kicked out of school for snapping out of a faggot teacher and beating his face in
James Thompson
>Got kicked out of school for snapping out of a faggot teacher and beating his face in Story pls
Cameron Ramirez
kek, nice one anonkun originally oregano original fuck off robot
