>tfw named Egbert
I never stood a chance
Tfw named Egbert
David Myers
Jordan Walker
>tfw named niggburt
Easton Garcia
>tfw named Lloyd :)
Zachary Flores
>tfw named Wennie
fucking Wennie
Cameron Garcia
>berts
LOL
Xavier Gonzalez
>egbert
king of the namelets
Zachary Ortiz
>tfw Humphrey
Ryan Ortiz
what's wrong with the name Burt?
Big F
just call yourself Wendel
be glad none of you were born a girl and named Frank (not me, but someone I know)
Easton Taylor
Get your bullshit out of here, John.
Kayden Sanders
What kind of sick fucking bastard names their baby girl Frank?
Owen Powell
>tfw named Cameron Thomas
>family couldn't decide so they went with both
>for years just went by Tommy
>around college decided to try giving Cameron a go
>now half the people in my life know me as Cameron and the other half know me as Tommy
The prophecy is fulfilled.
Jaxson Wilson
portland millenials
Justin Phillips
I like this story. Very good, very nice. I like it!
Jonathan Robinson
I can understand maybe Frankie at least, implying something like Frances which is gender-neutral enough.
But no, just Frank.
Brandon Howard
well they call her frankie, but I think it was officially Franklin or something, it's pretty shit though even being frankie
Jack Price
>Egbert
Why did your parents hate you? lmao
Carter Price
FILTHY ANGLO-SAXON SCUM!
Leo Hall
TFW named Chad.
Connor Powell
why not just go by your middle name?
Cameron Baker
Nicknames for girls that sound "unisex" annoy me. Like Frankie, Billie, Bobbie etc.
Jace Robinson
>mfw Benjamin
Im not even Jewish
Jaxson Gray
>TFW named Warwick.
Christian Davis
any other robots with absurdly uncommon surnames?
me and my mom are the only living people with our surname in our state
James Martinez
>tfw named David
>tfw everyone thinks it's chad-tier name
>tfw i'm a fucking loser
Jayden Walker
>tfw Zach
>normie tier name and looks
>still virgin
Jaxson Morris
>tfw Bracklyn
Fucking hell
Nicholas Scott
>Dondon
No, not Don or Donald, fucking DONDON
None of you know my pain
Lucas Adams
>this ain't fuckin' star wars
you can call yourself don still, but god help you if anyone finds out your real name