Pick your side, Jow Forums

well 2 3 and 9 for the first one, i think gun would be nice to have honestly but theyre not legal where i live
and 7 8 and 9 for the second one
yea i try to do that, I agree with a lot of stuff on both sides, but i rather not call myself leftist or conservative; both are cancerous labels

Even if I don't agree with everything the first one has to say, the second one is full of arrogance and will create a very unstable society.

>1 second
>2 first
>3 first
>4 no opinion
>5 first
>6 neither
>7 second
>8 second
>9 first
>10 first

I agree on all but 7 for the first guy, so him.

1b
2b
3a
5a, but also agree somewhat with 5b
6b
indifferent 7
8b
9a
10a

I like things from both sides. Why does everything have to be so black and white? Humans are complicated.

I mean, taxation is necessary to live in a functioning society.

Imagine wanting to disarm yourself in a system that you believe is hostile against you.

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>don't use twitter
>Your mind and emotions are fully under your control, but it takes training. No one can take this from you.
>If your political ideals fit neatly into right or left, you're not a free thinker
>Learn through the mistakes of others, but do not fear experiencing something for yourself - it's the best teacher
>God and spirituality can only be found/defined through your own perspective - accept no one else's explanation
>Gardening is the absolute best hobby
>Learn to do shit yourself
>Never stop educating yourself and building new skills.
>Apathy is death

Didn't count, basically my rules.

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>tax
taxation is theft when it's not used properly, especially with how inefficient the fucking government is with money. some taxation is necessary however
>race shit
diversity of ideas over diversity of color. both are okay but the fact that the retard on the bottom considers "it's okay to be white" to be a racist statement says a lot
>masc/privilege
everyone has advantages or disadvantages with the hand they're dealt
>guns
carry one, no fucking question about it. more gun control is okay but the reasoning is fucking retarded shit like "oh they can order AKs online" and then there's the alternatives of "Don't ban drugs/abortion, people will do them anyway" as if gun laws are perfect at stopping criminals.
>sociialism/capitalism
both suck when implemented poorly, but capitalism "works enough" for now
>US political parties
blindly following a party is fucking retarded and the entire reason why politics is a shitshow because congressmen and the public would rather fling shit than get work done. conservatives have control of most of it right now but people acting like shit would get done if liberals were in charge are delusional
>god
bottom is actually right for once
>family
the family you choose comes first, both top and bottom can have their words twisted
>humble/confident
literally be in a middle ground. be humble but not a doormat, be confident but not a fucking narc
>fights
don't seek out fights unless necessary

both kids are going to grow up in a shitty situation tbqh

>stay centerish
>retards automatically assume you're the worst of the worst on "the other side" and try to start shit with you
Jow Forums and reddit are completely terrible with this type of shit

Yeah I never get this logic. Even hardcore tankies understand the importance of the 2nd amendment. If Drumpf and is government is truly nazi germany, if the military is truly an imperialistic monster, if the cops truly are racist skinheads, then why would you want them to be the only ones with guns?

here's my list
>taxation is theft, but necessary theft under certain circumstances
>it's ok to be white, but that alone doesn't make you better than anyone
>embrace your masculinity, but don't let others define it for you
>a gun is just another tool, if you get one use it responsibly
>socialism may seem attractive, but brings nothing but destruction in the end
>conservatism's main flaw is fear, leftism's main flaw is jealousy, neither side is immune to hatred
>all glory goes to you, if you can win it
>be loyal only to those loyal to you
>be confident, but not arrogant
>fight for yourself, because no one else will

Based and moderatepilled

Option 3

Origamis originalis

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-Tax is okay if it goes to my people.
-Some cultures are not compatible
-You won the lottery being born a healthy, intelligent, tall, attractive, wealthy white male in the free world. Never forget it
-America cannot get rid of guns. Europe doesnt need them
-(((Capitalism))) should be regulated
-Whatever system keeps good people in homes, food and safety is fine
-God was probably created to help people deal with hard questions. Doesn't mean it's definitely fake though. Don't let people tell you what to do either though
-A bad family fucks you up for life
-Be confident
-Pick your battles

That shit happening in Russia, perhaps if Russian citizens had guns we didn't had such shitty economy and corruption with putin staying in charge for 20 years

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you'd be a good dad user

Combine them both.
Do good.
Become god.
Be responsible.

It's called being a human being you one sided brain washed corporate cock sucking double faggots

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Let's attempt babby logic

1. Tax for the government YOU support is good, obviously, otherwise you wouldn't be willing to give it money
2. Remember that there are people across the globe who are genetically superior to most. This is because they are the most expressive of the genes of the neolithic Aryans. Genetic superiority has nothing to do with being white, black, chinese, or any other loaded political identity. Learn to identify idpol and biology.
3. Embrace your personality, and afford others the same regard. And if someone else's personality disturbs you, still don't burn the bridge because you can still exploit your relationship for resources. For example, you could hate me but you could feign love to reap the benefits of nepotism. It's all economics.
4. Be up to date with current methods of killing each other, you should consider self defense and firearms to be a compulsory need in life.
5. Your economic theory will not contribute to any change in the world. Learn how to thrive best in the system you fall into and adapt like a good little organism. This way, your goals, philanthropic or selfish, can be achieved.
6. Conservatism is simply the use of rules and traditions that have a track record of keeping people in line, including oppression. Liberalism is simply stating that there is no such thing as definitive progress, and will keep things from progressing, even oppression. Both stem from the flawed politics beginning with aristotle, and you should never feel responsible for it. Just learn how to thrive in either climate.
7. Whatever your metaphysical map of the universe, don't confuse it with religion. Never bow down to a creator for simply having created you, and never sit back and do nothing because some atheist says there is no god. Your opinion is what matters.
>cont.

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N E W
M A C H I N E

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>cont.
8. (neither of the original points are in contention; choose your family, then keep them first.)
9. Humility will help in personal struggles, pride will help in external struggle.
10. It's better to be a fighter in a garden than a gardener in a fight.

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I always find it funny that national socialist Germany made citizenship synonymous with firearm ownership, hence the cartoon of the people working with rifles on their backs

Capitalist corporations are promoting multiculturalism, they both are retarded

I understand the need to help the poor and work through biases and stuff
But for the life of me I cannot consider being a leftist
They undermine any fucking thing that they don't 100% agree with

Think of the benefits of fully committing to an ideology though, if you're restless then it's a way you can die without regrets. Though if you're more carefree, you wouldn't need to really ideologue your thoughts

>Dont start fights but finish them

tick tock lefties the pendulum is about to swing back with full force

1. anyone who integrates the words "socialism" or "capitalism" into their core tenants is a singularity of faggotry and getting in a fight with them is like crossing the event horizon

Russia frequently springs to mind for me, when I consider the issue of civil liberty, and the right to bear arms.

Somalia has lots of guns but has almost no economy and rampant with corruption. It's more to do with the culture and mentality of the people.

>confining your son's political mental eistance to the structure of American politics
You burgerniggers never learn do you

Not that I'd personally follow all your rules (the gardening thing is debatable, plus I dont even have a garden), but these are in general some fine principles to live by.

>>be loyal only to those loyal to you
Fucking THIS
Dont waste yourself with anyone who doesnt value you or you'll regret being betrayed in the end.

I pick the first one because I'm not a fucking faggot. "Necessary" is a baseless assertion, "diversity" is meaningless, "privilege" is fake, guns are awesome, capitalism is the only system that has any right to exist, the rest is tyranny, "based in fear" another baseless assertion, I don't believe in god but I prefer that god to the unholy altar of "muh tolerance" to the point I can't even say retard anymore, your family are the people you are related to, fuck this "real family" shit, "being confident" means being obnoxious, "fight for good" is entirely subjective and apparently means beating the shit out of people you don't like.

I'm not rich by any means but you better believe I'd pick their side against these unwashed stank fucking faggots. I legitimately enjoy hearing about when they die or suffer. Anytime a liberal gets AIDS, cancer, dies in a car crash, I celebrate. I didn't used to be like this until I had to endure 5 years of this faggotry all over twitter.

>If they are wrong, blood has no meaning.
raise your wife's son then cuck

Anyone who uses the words "check your privilege" immediately loses all respect from me in regards to the weight of their opinion. How many of the aforementioned peoples would you say garner their political ideologies from tumblr? A website designed to harbor overly liberal 14 year old white girls with no real world experience and very, very strong opinions anyway. Really makes you think about the word "soiboy" and it's a tenants to "toxic masculinity", perhaps pointing out the necessity of hazing in modern society.

Imagine arguing politics on twitter instead of living your life.
Truly these are sad times.

what a wh*te post

Dirty centrist. I can't wait to take you to my gulag and gas you

Solid advice user.

Dr. Pepper

Reimu

>Somolia
>people
Kek

>1. Some taxation is necessary
>2a. It's okay to be white, but don't trust people who say "it's okay to be white"
>2b. It's okay to have diversity, but don't trust people who say "embrace diversity"
>3. Neither embrace nor reject masculinity/femininity
>4. Carry a gun if you need to
>5. Capitalism and socialism both have positive attributes
>6. Conservatism and liberalism both have rational and irrational attributes
>7. Develop an internal locus of control
>8. Family is important but in some cases family members need to be cut off
>9. Be confident enough to speak your mind and humble enough to admit fault and change your mind
>10. Don't fight except in self-defense

Boring centrist/reasonable version.

>yes please take away the Second Amendment, but promise you won't take away any others! I trust you goberment

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>reasonable
You basically said "don't trust anyone who thinks differently than you"

No, I basically said political hardliners aren't reasonable.

Specifically, I don't really see which of those statements a reasonable person could disagree with, except maybe the first one, unless they argue over semantics.

Top one obviously but fuck all having the right principles does me when Im a basket case

I guess the first

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I trust top with children more than bottom. Bottom is just trying too hard to be contrarian. Most extreme thing about Top is writing off a whole ideology as a mental disorder, he's normal otherwise.

We just want your scary assault weapons. Think of the children, user! Semi automatic weapons are only used for killing people. I dont know anything about hunting and buy my meat at the grocery store so I dont care about logical arguements. Long live the USA

>taxation is the price we pay for society, but there are better ways to distribute it
>it's okay to be white, but you should also be capable of embracing diversity. innocent until proven guilty
>as long as you're not a dick or breaking the law, do what you want. bigotry denies the people to do as they please
>guns are necessary for self-defense and recreational sports/hunting, but there can be limits made
>capitalism is doing a lot better than fucking socialism right now
>have the free will to decide your own limits and not be tied to political groups
>nothing is wrong with being religious and vice versa
>your mutuals are important to you, but don't be afraid of being against them if you find it morally just
>be humble, but don't be afraid to step boundaries if it's necessary
>don't be a fucking idiot

i side with myself but third parties never win anything

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My views, pretty much. I agreed with a lot more from the prog dude than I initially thought I would, but I still disagree with a lot.

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shoot them both and then throw everyone who votes into the gas chamber

btw I'm a centrist, not sure if it matters

congratulation centrist

i pick the bottom one

Wtf I thought conservatives/republicans/right wingers were the ones that liked taxes.

there isnt just one way to tax bro, we just aren't smart in what we're taxing atm.

I mostly agree with bottom, except for guns (guns are the best suicide method and I am extremely pro-suicide)

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1) Taxation depends of the social and political context you live in, you cant just say its thief or necessary without knowing what kind of goverment directs your country.
2) Theres nothing wrong in being prideful of your ethnicity, race or else, but dont let this make you feel superior to others.
3) Embrase yourself, and what you believe in, no one has privileges over another.
4) Guns dont kill people, people kill people with guns, guns are just a medium as anything else, and guns can be used for "good" or for "bad".
You can choose to carry a gun, be for hunting, protecting yourself or else, but never violate another's freedom, dont kill people, and only use them in self-defence.
5) True Socialism or Communism doesnt work in real life, and even if they did, they are far less advanced or free than Capitalism.
Free market allows people to exchange goods and services and allow the world to progress and improve, and i believe everyone should be able to do whatever they want with thier goods.
6) Conservatism nor liberalism are bad, each one has its strengths and flaws.
7) Anyone should be able to believe in any god they see fit, but they should be responsible for their own actions and dont let "god" take care of them, or violate anyone's rights because of their faith.
8) "Family" is who you choose, its no longer about blood, but its about who you choose your family is, and how you interact with them.
9) Stay humble AND be confident.
10) "Good" and "Bad" are relative, what is good for you can be bad for the other, always try to solve problems in a way thay both parties arent harmed, and when doing something, try to think if it could hurt anyone.

1.b
2.b
3.a
4.b
5.b
6.neither
7.b
8.a (only for my own personal interest)
9.a
10.a

T. Bootlicker
Oregon state

I feel like "Family is who you choose" is a direct quote from a kids' film but I can't remember which one.

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>Check your privilege!
>Avoid guns!
>Capitalism is killing us!

>Conservatism is based on fear

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1. Taxation is necessary but easy to dodge
2. Don't discriminate when treating others like shit
3. People who are too masculine or not masculine enough will both be considered fags, remember that.
4. Get your hands on a dirty bomb
5. NAZBOL GANG
6. All ideologies are tools to use to control people that you should use
7. Allah guides the way pbuh
8. Have many sons by many women but don't trust any of them
9. Just be yourself :^)
10. Make other people fight for you

1. Taxation is necessary for society, if you dont live in society dont pay taxes.
2. It's okay to be white.
3. Don't focus on gender, thats how trannies are made.
4. Carry a gun.
5. Anarchy.
6. Idk man politics or sumin yaknow.
7. God isn't real but if you cant handle real life religion is a fine vice.
8. Stay humble.
10. Don't start fights, if someone is being a cunt, don't fight them. Don't fight ANYONE unless they lay hands on you, even then, don't try to test your physicality, even if you're confident. Use a gun, and if he has a gun, de-escalate or run.

Are you also not gonna teach your son how to count properly?

1. Taxation is necessary. Over taxation of the working-middle class while letting the rich get away with tax breaks IS theft.
2. It's okay to be white. Its also okay to be every other thing. Embrace diversity whilst being proud of your heritage.
3. Embrace positive masculinity. Reject toxic ideals of masculinity.
4. Not everyone should carry a gun. Guns should be way more regulated than they are now.
5. Capitalism is a disease and socialism in its purest form isnt much better. Society needs reforming into a mixture of both.
6. Conservatism fucking sucks.
7. If you want to belive in a god, you do you. Don't push your own belief onto others. Your god isnt responsible for my shit.
8. You choose your family.
9. Be confident
10. Fight for good.

The top guy seems like such a cuck honestly.

i'm with the fellow lefty commie

I'll teach my son to have actual nuanced opinions that aren't so generic and basic that his entire political ideology can fit inside a goddamn twitter post.

These people are fucking idiots.

Are conservatives fucking stupid or something
>claim taxation is theft
>vote for a president that gives major tax breaks to the 1%
>making taxes rise for the working/middle class to cover the losses

I don't understand.

Oh how nice it is to see someone on here who's rational for once.

glory to the state

no, embrace the third position

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moderation is for pussies. monarchism now

it's like 'home is where the heart is'
everyone on earth has said it at some point even if you don't remember

1. Taxation without representation is theft, but is necessary to the function of a state.
2. Embrace your race.
3. Embrace your sex.
4. Arm yourself better than the state.
5. Kike games are killing us.
6. Reactionary politics are based in irrational feeling.
7. Heil Wotan, and heil to my ancestors.
8. Blood makes relatives, loyalty makes family.
9. Never let yourself be walked on.
10. Devils run when good men go to war.

XX. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.

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Now THIS is epic. Originally of course.

This.
It's time to become the monsters we have been treated as.
There is going to have to be a lot of killing before this world is back on track.

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you glow in the dark fbifaggot

10 things I will teach my son.

>Taxation is the necessary to provide civility and order

>it is okay to be white or black.

>Embrace your true masculinity.

>Carry your gun responsibly

>Capitalism and communism sucks, and is killing our people.

>Conservatism is dead, liberalism is flawed.

>All glory goes to God and Jesus

>Family comes first

>Be humble and confident

>Fight against evil, and defend for good.

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here we go, shitty liberal-center fag:
1. Taxation is necessary.
2. It's okay to be white AND embrace diversity
3. Be masculine if you want to.
4. Carry a gun.
5. Mixed Economy is based af
6. Liberalism is American. It is not anti-Republican or strictly Democrat.
7. Faith is an individual decision.
8. Family and friends can let you down and build you up. Choose wisely.
9. Stay humble/stay confident
10. Fight for your principles.

Based and ecofascistpilled.

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second one, evey single point

Taxation is theft, but necessary