/britfeel/

So many good /libra boys/ ITT

45 minutes is a bit of a pathetic amount of time.

Maybe. Dont know you though lad we might not vibe

I hate being thin and weak lads. I just want to look like a man and be able to come.

t. my last girlfriend haha

For me, it's 1 hour at least

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I couldn't think of anything I'd want to go to less

>Norf lads have never eaten a saveloy

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get some dumbbells and a barbell and become a sexy motherfucker

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For me, it's 2 hours while pissing about finding youtube vids to watch and occasionally checking /britfeel/

Have you noticed how fat birds seem to like skinnier guys whereas thin birds always want big muscular guys?

What are you benching these days?

Im hetero lid.
What became of the libra lads? What happened the dreams they had. I reckon you could walk the 300 miles or whatever it is to london lad.

Fuck all, I'm at 70 for 3x5

fat girls have lowered standards so to them simply any non-fat guy is a chad

Going gym. Just realised it closes at 8 on weekends so it will have to be a 45 min workout anyway. Dorian Yates barndoor back baby WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thats ok lad, there's loads of straight guys on grindr too. we'll keep the lights dim and not say anything

Watching Prisoners since that user reminded me of it yesterday

What became of foreva? We'll never know.
>walk 300 miles to london
Aye probably, doesn't mean I'm going to kek. Hope you have a nice birthday though pal, whatever you end up doing

Whats an air bnb? But yes I'll go.

>I'm at 70 for 3x5
Not that bad. I'm on 70 kg for 8x4

>to them simply any non-fat guy is a chad
I get the impression that, generally, very skinny guys are less attractive than (strong) fat men.

Yeah if it's over a weekend.

why are red bull cans 1.35?

8 reps 4 sets

Watching the No Game No Life Zero film. I feel like there's a lot I'm missing, a lot of world building not in the film.

worried this naan bread might be off

OMG pewdiepie heard meee!
i wonder if he browses /britfeel/ :o

How do you not know air bnb lad? Basically rent out some ones flat.
I SEE HOW IT IS PAL. YOU ARE NOT MT FRIEND AND YOU ARE NOT MY FELLOW DJ

That's only really true of the chavvy types. Normal working class and middle class lasses would usually pick a skinny bloke over a fatty. Chav girls prefer muscle but they'll settle for a fat porker.

I could never do that, ever clipped your toenails then smelled your fingers?

Would be a weekend thing.

different strokes innit. Some lads prefer thicc girls and others like the rakes

You can count Shippy in that case.

Any lads up for running a train on Moni?

If nobody else is in you up for a night on the casino?

I've decided to get into football this season and I need a time to support please help lads.

Anyone except spurs

>shippy gets batter by a gang of nonce hunting niggers

ALRIGHT THEN
might be going away in October for my own birthday anyway

Charlton Atheltic.

SP and Lord Lucan

youtu.be/H9fyOFefirQ

youtube.com/watch?v=Sj2UksH_nSI
yes a nice new Historia Civilis video to watch while I roll

Sounds nice lid. What you thinking? I was thinking a holiday too but I don't think I have the cash for an asian adventure.

your local team

Newcastle liddy lad

THREE SIX NINE, DAMN SHE FINE
SHE CAN SOCK IT TO ME ONE MO TIME
GET LOW
GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOW, TO THE WALL
TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS
DOOOOOOOWN THESE BITCHES CRAWL

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thatd be bournemouth

Still no response from the other East Devon anons tbqhwy

>When you in the suburban club and all the white people pretend they are black.

Three six nine, the goose drank wine.
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line.
The line broke, the monkey got choked
and they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.

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ThisWill feel more genuine than those who support a team just because Manchester is in the name

Sounds pretty neat lad. Why London?

Currently enjoying a nice, cold, refreshing pint of milk on a sunny Sunday afternoon

>rummaging through a random drawer in my dad's house (I moved out years ago)
>find a copy of Burnout 3

Well that's Monday sorted

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Host is on the chase

Is he stuttering?

He's a bit slow desu but he is in a wheelchair

>suburban
My deepest condolences famalam. Your social life deader than my nana after she choked on 3 cocks in one night.

how good at an instrument do you actually have to be to play in a shitty band?
im thinking of learning sax and was wondering how long i need to play for before i try and do something with it

I need a degenerate French Jew wife

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Depends how old you are. Kids in their early teens are forming bands before most of them even have an instrument, they learn as they go along. Over 18 a lot of people spend some time playing on their own, then start going to jam nights at a local pub and jamming with others similar to themselves. As you get better playing with others people start forming bands with other players with similar musical interests.

*timmy hacking into oxford mental health services to erase his case file*

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I'd be up for running a train INTO Moni

22
is that old enough that i actually have to be good? goddammit

she's an arab jew

rate my set up tbqh laddos

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youtube.com/watch?v=iAyPwHtKsYM
kids watch this, OUTRAGEOUS

She was born in France so whatever

Sp could have a gf if he went for a fat rotter but we all know he wants the perfect virgin. How do you expect to get a cute girl if you are a 4/10? jog on

Too many laptops

you absolute piece of shit craig

I know you're in here

You just need to get to a point where you know the basics and you are comfortable playing with others then find some jam nights nearby. In fact find the jam nights now and start going just to watch, plenty of others do. Once you learn the basics go playing with others not in a band to help you learn more and give you some confidence.

love that muslim girl gimmick porn, based czechs

>scissors on the spliff tray
I hope you aren't one of those lads who never learned to make a tidy joint/tuck it in if you fucked up, so you cut the foreskin off the end of the roach?

These RDR2 challenges take way too long but I need to 100% it because autism

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'Yes, a rat born in a stable IS a horse!' - /britfeel/, 25th August 2019

So a person with British parents born overseas, a military brat for instance, isn't British by this logic? I can see why you have no friends.

>he's comparing countries to stables

4iq post lol
Youve just tried to refute him using his own argument

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nah it's to pack down the baccy a bit.

different user but give me some tips on rolling lad, i always fuck it up

>tfw live in a stable
dont take the piss lads

SP gets kisses off drunk girls in clubs so he's at least a 6/10.

I've just ridiculed his argument for how retarded it is by asking a question.
I don't see any refuting going on chap.

if you're born in this country you are English

>jesus was a horse
checkmate libtards

i am playing enter the gungeon

did jesus have a cat?

I always knew Mary was into the zoophile porn. Dirty little slut.

>backpedaling cope
No!

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