Pregnant girls are fucking hot, don't you aggre?
Pregnant girls are fucking hot, don't you aggre?
Isnt that pedophilia?
Your dick is rubbing a baby
user failed on his biology lessons.
Literally the hottest experience of my life, I helped a lesbian couple to have kids, and watching them just simply being their usual selves together but both pregnant, was amazing and more than just hot too. Never felt more accomplished than simply them just interacting with me while pregnant. Can't imagine what it must feel like for a married man who has his own woman to have kids with.
Who is that user and what does that have to do with dicking a baby?
That sounds awesome, user. Did you ever have any other pregnant experiences in your life?
It's literally impossible for a human penis to touch the human womb, despite what porn/hentai will tell you.
Nah just with those two. But being around them while they were pregnant was the most amazing experience. Even just something as simple as sitting on the couch together watching a movie with them, or watching them cook dinner together, was an incredible feeling.
they`re hot only when they`re carrying your baby
Did you impregnate them or did you just help them while they were pregnant?
A better question would be why do you want to dick a fetus, user? This clearly occupies your mind a little too often.
I got them pregnant, we're best friends from college so they asked if I would help them out with it, both because it'd be free but also since they knew me and I was around, I could help them out if need be.
It was only supposed to be one of them at first but along the way the other got interested in the idea and they agreed to both wanted a kid so both ended up pregnant.
Was it artificial insemination or did you get to fuck them? AI babies can be genetically inferior apparently, because sperm that may not make it to the egg will otherwise make it.
No they aren't attractive
fuck off you larping piece of shit
We did it the normal way, if only to save money and effort since clinics aren't that cheap.
Not a larp. Just got lucky enough to be friends, my only friends really, with a lesbian couple that wanted kids.
Extremely, pregnant women are the only thing that can instantly make me hard seeing them clothed irl.
>pregnant women are the only thing that can instantly make me hard seeing them clothed irl.
Same.
Absolutely! Only brainlets and stacies say otherwise.
It is the opposite of pedophilia, it is the celebration of a woman's maturity and fertility.
Explain anons, what is so attractive about a fat swollen girl, it puts me off because they look like they're about to explode. Also, there's a fetus close to where you're shoving your dick.
I want to fuck a pregnant woman but I'm a loser :'(
Maybe if I'm the one who gave her the pregs, otherwise no.
Knock-knock little shit
When my wife was pregnant men constantly hit on her. Also I developed a lactation fetish.
No, pregnancy is grotesque. If i got a girl pregnant, i would not do anything sexual to her for at least a year or two.
You think way too much about sex. And touching children inappropriately.
Pregnancy is peak femininity. There's nothing to understand. You either find it attractive or you don't.
>fat swollen girl
>look like they're about to explode
I know, isn't it great?
>hurr you either find it attractive or you don't
Even footfags will have explanations for why they like their fetish, why on earth can't you explain yours?
Plus I don't think about sex that much. My concern isn't with diddling an unborn, it would just bother me knowing the baby is jiggling around in there and it feels like a third participant in the act of sex.
I've never liked the idea of having sex with someone who has a fetus rolling around inside them the whole time I'm pounding them. Makes me uncomfortable probably because I'm scared of responsibility and if that unborn fuck's eyes popped out of their head or something I'd feel way too responsible and probably kill myself for ruining a child's life before he even had a chance.
You just can't seem to help thinking about having your dick near a child, dude. Jesus Christ.
the belly balances the boobs. It's also so hot thinking about your baby inside of a girl, growing larger and larger, shoving her organs out of the way to make room for it to grow.
It'd be fine if it were a cute loli, but no ugly fetuses inside someone
Can't personally say I find the organ squishing hot, but thanks for actually giving some reasons and insight user
It's not that her organs are being squished in and of itself, it's that she's willing to undergo great discomfort for a chance to carry your baby, she loves you enough that she, in a world with free access to on-demand abortion, wants to produce a little half you and spend years if not the rest of her life nurturing and caring for the continuation of your line.
The other day I saw a heavily pregnant Asian woman with a baby held against her chest with a three or four year old holding her hand as they walked. She was struggling immensely just to move at all but she endured the hardship for her love.
In 1984 there is a passage where George Orwell's main self insert character begins to think about a pregnant woman, and he asks if it is strange to desire the fruit more than the flower.
The answer is maybe, but god damn do I love me some deflowered maidens who've grown ripe.
why do you fags love turning fap threads into feel threads
Trust me, bro, if fucking pregnant women could hurt the fetus humanity would've gone extinct.
Context makes it better.
>Also, there's a fetus close to where you're shoving your dick.
Not really. There's a mucus plug that covers the cervix, so not even your cum is getting near the fetus. Also, fun fact, doctors will sometimes recommend having sex to help induce labor.
>t. Mom of two
Apparently babies are also comforted by the rocking motion of gentle sex during pregnancy. It's also worth noting that in a lot of ancient cultures sex while pregnant was encouraged. The Aztecs believed that your kid would be an incel if you didn't have sex with mommy while he was developing in the womb.
Is it not really uncomfortable to have sex when you're getting that fat and heavy and aching?
I assume you can't have sex roughly, during and after the pregnancy for a while?
Pretty much everything is either uncomfortable or painful during pregnancy but this is balanced by feel good hormones releasing into the body to convince the woman that it's actually great, compliments, and belly rubs.
preggos are top tier.
nice thread op
>tfw no gf to impregnate
children can be very fertile...
No user, I really don't agree with you on that.
If we're talking high schooler than yes, but that would be ephebophilia. Pedophilia would be liking straight-up lolis who haven't had their first period.
I like pregnant women there something so primal about them.
t. tiny, adorable penis
tale this epic bump
I mean they should be, isn't this a natural response?
They're not fertile during their pregnancies but some people argue that women developed stronger libidos during pregnancy (most females in the animal world refuse to have sex when pregnant) as a way to keep their men around to help with the babies.
>Find pregnant woman
>Make sure baby is not yours
>Fuck her in the ass
>Use massive dong to crush fetus
>Terminate her pregnancy
>Reimpregnate her with your semen
Problem solved. Ducks do this all the time.
Isn't it funny how easy it is for some people?
>I post pregnancy kink thread
>no replies
>user does it
>50 replies
REEEE
It's just random, depends who's on at the time. All you need to keep it alive is a few people who are interested, the longer a thread is alive and in the top half of the catalogue the more likely people are to come by who might want to join the conversation.
t. veteran of making dozens of 300+ reply threads
>Is it not really uncomfortable to have sex when you're getting that fat and heavy and aching?
Depends. For the most part, aside from general fatigue I didn't really get all too achy. During the second trimester of both pregnancies I was insatible. The third trimester I was still horny, but that's when it got awkward with positions, and I had sciatica so that also impeded some of my abilities.
>I assume you can't have sex roughly, during and after the pregnancy for a while?
With the rough sex, I assume it depends on how rough and where she'd be at in the pregnancy. My doctor didn't explicitly tell me anything was off the table, but as far as Jow Forums standards go we're like a French vanilla.
Post baby sex isn't advised until 6 weeks after, so you have time to heal. With my first, I caved and had sex at 5 weeks and it was incredibly uncomfortable but I also had a mild tear with him. With my second, no tearing and we waited till 8 weeks (just because life was turbulent) and it felt like nothing even happened.
Thinking of checking out Milkybaby when I head to Japan in a few weeks. It's basically an escort agency that's specialty is pregnant women.
Anyone ever try it?
>tfw you will never impregnate a girl you love
There is no point in continuing to live.
that is beautiful
oregano
Towards the end of pregnancy it's actually better for health, weirdly, to be having sex.
The act of sex itself when a woman nears her delivery date, can induce contractions in her. Not labor, just contractions, but this helps prepare for the upcoming birth because it's like working a muscle before using it. As well, semen softens the cervix and relaxes the muscles there. Both of these factors together allow for a significantly easier (and safer) childbirth than without doing them, basically it's like warming up the engine compared to igniting and gunning it to 60 when it's cold.
It's kind of funny though because these responses to sex make childbirth easier, but it's essentially because it's the woman's body way of responding to dick. Along the lines of
>Oh shit, another male is knocking at the door, better be ready to push this baby out easy and quick as can be when the time comes, to be ready to make another baby again fast as possible!
Biology is funny, but amazing like that.