He refuses to eat me out

i ate out the first girl i had a sexual experience with. had no idea what i was doing and she wouldnt tell me, for whatever retarded girly reason. i dont think she knew what she wanted either so i just kind of winged it. i guess i did something right though because she had my dick in her mouth for nearly an hour afterwards

i read about it in some book recently and its fucking surgical how precise you have to be

she's fat user
or "she" has a big willy

You don't really need to be precise. Just focus on clit most of the time and maybe sometimes on the opening

No, just don't expect a BJ. Plus the the vagina doesn't pee, it shouldn't smell like piss. And the only thing you need to lick is the clit anyway

>i read about it in some book recently and its fucking surgical how precise you have to be
double click the mouse, get the cheese, such surgergy
yes, eat the girldick, homo
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>I dated a gay dude because I'm retarded
FTFY

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I fucking lived for that shit, most of the times when my ex gf was about to give me a blowjob i'd just stop her and eat her out instead, when she sucked my dick and i would cum in her mouth i loved to cum-kiss her

for the chance

>she refuses to shit on my chest
Ladies, if you want some, you gotta give some

No, and dont listen to the bitter idiot telling you that you wont receive a BJ unless you subject yourself to eating pussy. If a woman is attracted to you she will be willing to pleasure you with her mouth. Sex is not always an even transaction.

>Not wanting to taste the juices, feel the heat and shape of the lips, smell the naughty musk and stay there for the rest of your life with her thighs pressing against you, squeezing you, trapping you more and more, the whole time knowing you're giving her unbelievable pleasure
What kind of sad life would that be

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Shave it and scrub it. How hard is that? Cunnilingus and fellatio are not comparable acts. They may be complimentary, but they're not comparable. The dick is the outside of the body. It's just skin. The cunt is a conduit to the inside of the body and there's all kinds of chemistry going on.

Clean your smelly sardine cave and then maybe he'll reconsider.

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your cunt is disgusting, just like you

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>you can get throat cancer from eating girls out

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Its possible to scrub an ass, but cunt is always unclean

She may have to fix her chemistry on the inside. It's possible.

That's because pussy is inedible after it ripens

get vagisil and wax that shit i know it hurts but its better than getting razorbumps an bleeding n cutting ur clit etc

truly a man of culture right here

originoliolio, I think I wanna know ya know ya

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>sticking your tongue in that chlamydia filled hellhole

i wouldnt refuse but im not chad so it doesnt count

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No you would need to be precise. You can't just rub or lick around and hope for the best, a girls parts are tons more sensitive than boys

I ate a pussy once and felt disgusting afterwards. The thought of a eating or kissing a girl who's had other dicks in their mouths and pussies is just gross to me. 95% of women are only for sex and blowjobs only.

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My gf has a nice and clean pussy, but I dunno, how to eat her out properly. The worst part about it is that she doesn't even know, how her vagina works and what gives her pleasure, since she never really masturbated or had sex with anyone. Gotta explore, but it gives me a lot of anxiety.
>tfw lowkey afraid of her not being sexually satisfied

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leave.
him.
now.

Maybe if you were a virgin so it wouldn't be so disgusting

Pic of OP's boyfriend

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Funniest post ITT. Here is your (you).

>tfw you ate out a prostitute
Kill me.

god that hair is beautiful

Was she atleast upscale or some crackwhore??

>He refuses to let me suck on his balls, tongue his asshole and lick the sweat off his gooch

That sounds like very risky behavior. Are you a psychopath to engage in such recklessness?

250$/hr escort so middle way I guess. Not a street corner whore, not a cute ukraine 1000$/hr escort either.

No, it was my second time having sex. It was over a decade ago pretty sure I got no STDs from it but youre right, its extremely risky and I wont ever do it again. Was horny man dont blame me.

>she won't fuck black men while i watch

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no, eating a girl out is submissive.

I think not being able to cumkiss is worse than never having received a blowjob desu, god I want to so bad.

Gross.

That is the main reason why I do not like escorts because I would never eat them out, and I love eating pussy.

HPV causes throat cancer

This is why I'm not out servicing scores of women at the moment. Science needs to get a cure for this, stat.

Most girls are vaccinated against HPV nowadays

There are more strains than the vaccine covers. Even i have been vaccinated, but i would not partake.