GOD DAMMIT

Happened to me once. Never happened again. I think of it everyday and it's soul crushing.

I have no problem finding sex but I want comfy meaningful relationship with a girl who is kind, honest and would be a good mother.

>I forgot if a cute girl ever did this to me
youtu.be/CeIiAEQTbhY

5. Don't give a shit about needy people

Cope lankie

what kidn of smile is that? it looks belittling and mildly mocking, but also sad, can not compute, can not interprete, i dont like that

Manlets are evil. I've been bullied by manlet in middle school. Then I've been bullied by another manlet on my first job.

i haven't talked to a girl in 9 years...

I want to suck on a boobie

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It's a really bad fake emotional but pleasantly surprised face.

Like you would get a real one of these expressions if you had gone to an antique store with your gf, and she saw some item she liked but didn't buy, but you go back and secretly buy it for her then surprise her with it a couple months later as a gift.

I'm lonely bros

>make out with a girl at her place
>her phone rings and she lies to her long distance boyfriend about me being there
>can tell he’s very suspicious

Feels bad man

nice blog faggot

hi

FUCK OFF STUPID WHORE ROASTIE FUCK YOU STOP POSTING ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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there's no girls on the internet

ok bye

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none of those apply to me and that is a undisputed fact

bye attention whore cunt

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Best movie of the century

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nice larp

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every time i watch porn i wonder if i'll die before ever experiencing real love. i get more turned on by watching them kiss than the actual sex. its pretty bad mang.

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>Attention whore cunt
>Posts le quirky attention whore stumpy cunt
kek

Negative on all four counts. Today's Tinder-ized Chad-chasers don't bother with bald manlets.

you want attention because you have a vagina. retard. emilia seems like a nice person but not you. you are totally braindead roastie.

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It is amazing how that scene has become the primal scream for a generation of the sexless and the NEETs.

the only two females I talk to outside of work both have longterm boyfriends.

Atleast you talk to females.

based

what now? just chillax sometime, user

Sure but when they flirt with me, I can't flirt back because they have boyfriends. And I wouldn't want a woman who would cheat on her bf with me anyway.

it's time to become a chad

They talk and flirt with you?
Get out normalfag

The older I get, the more I realize my path has diverged so much from Jow Forums. I used to identify with all this so much like 10 years ago, now I have a wife and kids and am genuinely happy for the first time in my life.

We really are all going to make it bros

A real human bean

So this is how normies are...

kys

Huh? This looks like the "oh sweatie" face. If that's the joke then I'm retarded.

>5. socially inept autist

don’t give these people false hope

no im not.
ill die alone
and in pain
i accepted this at age 16

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE TOXIC FUCKING WHITE MALES HAVE HOPE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT IMMEDIATELY!!!

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tfw after 25 years of virginity i found a girl who said shed have sex with me on my birthday, her face isn't pretty but shes got a nice body and she's a virgin as well.

i think im gunna make it bros...

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I have a 100% fail safe way to get a cute gf but I will only share it if this post gets dubs. If not, my secret tip will be buried underneath the sands of time and you incels will never experience affection

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I'm not a normalfag. I didn't have my first girlfriend until I was 19.
If she cheats on him, she would cheat on me. Why would I want that?

>haven't talked to a woman in years
>never had a gf so no ex either
>i didn't even talk to girls so no chasing
>no one wants me

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Speak for yourself.

I am very happy for you, and i hope all works out!

Why are these threads allowed?

They are litreally just Jow Forums whinefests with zero relation to movies.

I fooled around with a girl for over half a year, and it ended in january this year. It really sucks going back to square one. Having someone to wake up with, do stuff with, make food with, and all that shit felt fucking great. Now i have nothing. She was the first girl that stuff has happened with too.

/tv/ is it’s own website

This.

>120069422
watch more movies

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Good. I passed the threshold, just turned 28. I have zero hope, I know that it'll never happen for me.

2 more years until 30.

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>actual scene from a movie
>"NNOOOO WHY IS THIS ALLOWED"
>"LET'S DISCUSS CAPESHIT FOR THE 50TH TIME INSTEAD"

I don't even watch movies anymore, I come here for feels and Isabela Moner image dumps.

im sorry user, hope you can at least be at peace being alone

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there is no peace in knowing this information
my life will end in suicide.

i miss her

How do I get a gf that dresses like this unironically bros?

>2019
>Moner spam
this is worst then being KHV

Well i hope you at least pick a painless method, you've suffered enough

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why not get help? you don't have to suffer.

Why must there be so many sad anons..
I just want us all to be happy

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fuck off retard /tv/ isn't about discussing movies or tv shows. you must be braindead or totally new.

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I'm going to die a virgin. I literally just want to smell a woman's asshole.

same user

I find the kissing, caressing, and fondling to be way more hot than just seeing a girl get pounded like a jackhammer

Stuff like that. "real love" is way better than just the act of sex.

dubs and you get cucked

it's literally in the pic you monkey

>new years eve
>"yup, 2019 is totally the year i get my shit together"
>"i'm gonna get a gf, start having social life, improve my health, all of that shit"
>half a year later
>playing vidya games till 4am
>haven't talked to a non-family woman in months
>want to die more than ever

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>Look mom, I know how to run a script that waits to send your post until it gets dubs!

try not being a faggot

This is not a happy place freindo

Just don't die just yet user. At least be alive and miserable with the rest of us.

literally all four baby

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i want out. i won't kill myself yet, but if i was hit by a truck tomorrow i'd be fine with it.

Facerape some girls asshole and kill yourself, it's literally THAT simple.

Get into the Dd/lg scene

what help?
I've already been to psychiatrists and such, but I'm pretty sure I have some avoidant personality disorder because it always ends the same exact way, I never do anything about my situation, I can get the help, I can tell people a little bit about my situation, I get offered help and I don't do anything.

I deserve this, any person that has ever tried to help me has wasted their time. How angry wouldn't you be if you gave me tips, you really tried to help me and all I can do is agree and then I do nothing, I do nothing because I'm a fucking pussy and have been my whole life. I've had a friend that spent countless of hours trying to get me out of the shit to no avail, I feel bad for him. I don't have any self worth, I know I have no value to anybody.

Half of my life now has been shit. Fucking half of it, it all went down the shit when I was 14 and I never recovered, I haven't felt optimistic or looked forward to a fucking thing in 14 years, half of my life. It's absurd, you have to wonder why I haven't already offed myself, it's such a comically meaningless existence.

this I get drunk every new years eve because retarded annoying NPCs do fireworks and its loud and annoying. but new years resolution is a meme just be happy and do what you want. just stop being sad bro! skaal! (this post is unironic)

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>>"i'm gonna get a gf, start having social life, improve my health, all of that shit"
if you still have these feelings, I believe there's hope for you. I literally have never felt this, not one time in my fucking life have I had this thought or feeling, that I'm going to make something mine and work towards something. Fucking never, I'm blown away by what a big fucking nothing my whole life is.

You cant get hit by a truck if you never leave the house user

Yeah, life can suck some times. Media paint us as the "internet hate machine" but in the end we hate nothing more than ourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs

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Well you can clearly be honest with yourself, and with others. A lot of people can't even do that.

If you have to wait for new year to make resolutions to get better, you don't actually want to do it and are never gonna make it.
Change now or be miserable forever.

Yeah that was what i were refering to.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1566304509140.webm