Expert here, ask me anything

expert here. PhD in facts
ask me anything
i'll give you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth

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Why does my brain warn me of danger whenever people try to speak to me?

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u have the anxiety and u need a xanax mister

What is the best drug for when you need to gently let go of reality and float into the pulsating warmth of your subconcios for like 8 hours and not completely fuck your brain up.

what's the best nirvana album?

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methoxetamine for sure mister

trick question. nirvana has the gay

Obviously nevermind user. Smells like teen spirit, come as you are, drain you? Name a good song from the in utero album, I'll wait

What is the purpose of the Universe?

there isn't one. universe is reality. why is reality real? what is the purpose of water being wet? it just is

1. "Serve the Servants"
2. "Scentless Apprentice" (Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic)
3. "Heart-Shaped Box"
4. "Rape Me"
5. "Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle"
6. "Dumb"
7. "Very Ape"
8. "Milk It"
9. "Pennyroyal Tea"
10. "Radio Friendly Unit Shifter"
11. "tourette's"
12. "All Apologies"

And for the record the best album is incesticide.

where can I buy a hat like that?

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Which darknet market should be trusted and which should be avoided?

what is the best song ever

the answer depends on who you ask

some of my favourites are:

>beneath the mask - persona 5
>dumb - nirvana (it could be literally any nirvana song)
>all along the watchtower - bob dylan
>no woman no cry - bob marley
>dirty old town - the pogues

but that's what i think, i imagine most people disagree

it's a bad idea. you'll probably get raped by hundreds of women

no such thing. this one is pretty good that i listened to today

youtube.com/watch?v=aV2-MStevZM

Why did Chad dump me? It was all going so well.

H-How can I use my 9 inch cock to become a millionaire?

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your butt must have been stinky

create a very specific fetish porn site

also. prove it fag

Is p==np or not?

you'll find the answer once you ejaculate into a pussy, balls deep

Why do incels exist, doctor?

Can colonoscopies fuck you up. I don't think I have been right since I got one done. Like my gut bacteria was contaminated or something.

Are Astral travels safe?

because some guys are ugly and unable to make enough money to attract a female. and also the sexual revolution resulted in monogamy going down

if you duct tape your butt cheeks together, yes

elaborate on the symptoms

>elaborate on the symptoms

Two cases of Diverticulitis in the last two years. Never was a thing for me before.

Why are incels such fucking faggots?

We're just gonna be stuck in Clown world for the rest of time aren't we?
This world just gets stupider and stupider. Quite the circus though, it's hilarious.

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Clown word is just another pretentious phase. It's not an actual philosophical current of thoughts. Criticizing society for its retarded ammount of hubris has been mankind's favorite passtime since times immemorial and finding the ironic hilarity in it all is the job of comedians.
The world suck just as much as it has always sucked and the world has gone through cycles of degeneracy and hardcore puritanism for much much longer than the lenght of our miserably insignificant and short lives, from which we sit atop of and pretend to understand the nature of the world. The difference here is the maddening progress of our technological advances consumes so many ressources that the impact of our smallest choices influence the whole shitstorm stronger than the mother of butterfly effects. Which is why social pressure to get to cleaning up only keeps increasing because we're running straight into a fucking wall. Thing is, humanity won't perish so easily. Everyone thinks we're at the brink of Doom and that in only a few generations we'll be done for, but we could really keep doing retarded shit for many centuries to come because humanity is a resilient as fuck species and also stubborn as fuck. Mankind's hubrus
Here's the redpill: The world has never not been clown world. Everything is a fucking joke.

why did you get a colonoscopy?

it seems to be rare (less than 1%) but happens:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29344786

did you tell doctor?

they can't get a girlfriend so they go for other dudes because it's easier. also called "prison gay"

until the happening bud

this is right and wrong. it's getting a little bit ridiculous even though there is a massive body of opposing information

yeah, people used to believe spontaneous generation and witchcraft and all that. but with science discovering more stuff, we figured out the truth.

but still, mass delusion exists. think about "sex reassignment surgery" and all that sort of silliness. massive amounts of evidence against it doesn't seem to phase people.

also we have all these chemicals in the water and nobody seems to care. hmmm

Which is the best progressive rock album of all time?

What's the happening?
You remind me of Will from good will hunting. Not even in a bad.