Suicide by snake

This is a genius way to commit suicide. If it fails, you can just say it's an accident. If it succeeds, then good. There's got to be a way to train the snake to choke on command.

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>genius
>you're asphyxiated over the course of a minute or two while your brain slowly looses oxygen and forces your muscles to spasm
>if you fuck it up and the snake doesn't fully kill you then you're a guaranteed vegetable
Just use a gun faggot

You might miss and you'll probably never be able to access a gun again. You might still be able to handle a snake

only retards miss

just get a shotgun faggot

i saw a video of guy who failed a suicide by shotgun, id rather be a vegetable.

>the way they drag him back
Lmao

can't tell, was this a venomous snake or one of those constrictors?

He got chocked out, the bloodflow to his brain was cut off.

Potentially dangerious and lethal, but looks like he was out for like 15 seconds so he'll be fine.
Probably had a solid headache though.

You've got a link to that ?

>you might miss
Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass it'd be an easier target

Multiple people have shot themselves in the head for suicide and lived. Plus its apparently painful unless you do it right.

>when the audience stops clapping

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this is a weird wiifit commercial

>You might miss
If you fucking miss you were already massively brain damage to begin with. You have to be seriously retarded to fuck it up.

>Quick let's carry him off by his neck!

It's f****** hilarious How They Carried him off at the end doesn't anyone know CPR

Although boa constrictors are very quick at choking I would assume you would speaking of venom. Although to be honest Venom is still going to affixiate you probably anyway.

why did he do that tho

because he is a dumb stupid faggot lmao

CPR doesn't fix a broken spine

christ it broke his spine?

anyone got source?

I like how they prioritized avoiding embarrassment than helping him. Probably broke his neck too flopping him around

>tfw you live and end up mentally deficient for the rest of your life having someone spoon feed you
lmao nah

why are people just sitting their watching him getting choked the fuck out?

Because as far as they know its part of the show and the people running the show are professionals who have planned for emergencies rather than a bunch of retards just winging potentially deadly performances

kek. knew this was going to be russian. fucking braindead slavs.