How do we tony sopranomaxx?

how do we tony sopranomaxx?

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you'll never be able to truly emulate him w/o being a mob boss, but being strongfat, imposing, and fucking every girl in a mile radius is a start

not OP but that won't fucking stop me from trying

Eat lots of pasta like fettuccini and chicken alfredo and pizza pies and chef boyardee

What are you, some kinda wiseguy?

Just act on impulse and basically do what ever the fuck you want regardless of others emotions, but be witty and charming about it

are you gonna punch his lights out?

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Italians, especially the mafia are nothing but a bunch of pussies preying on the weak because they know if they go after the feds they'll get tyrone's dick so far up their ass it'll feel like King Alaric all over again.

I'm gonna got to his mother's house and have a little chat with her.

Itilians are pretty subhuman, fucken gossiping faggotd

so we do understand each other, you're a mulignian

They picked that actor Gandolfini because he kind of looks like me. Same thing with Dr. Milfy: she kind of looks like Helene.

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>mulignian

No I'm not a nigger you guido subhuman bitch.

look at this fuckin yam

Don't you have some old mans dick to go choke on while you hide in some pussy pizza parlor counting your shekels you euro-jew nigger bitch?

The nerve of this guy!

Im that crazy russian spetznaz that your faggot ass friend Pauly tried killing

you'd be eating pootsie if it wasnt for us, you're on thin ice you little shit

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did an italian fuck your gf or something?

>the nerve of this guy!
Alright fine, that one made me chuckle

Has an Italian ever fucked anyones girlfriend?

be italian. if you aren't, you cant.

Hasidim but I don't believe em'.

heh heh, tone, you heard what i said?

what's your ethnic background?
original

no, but an italian fucked your mother and her crotch smelled like provolone

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French and Ukranian

This post made me feel physically ill

You hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

You sound like my ex wife, fuck off whore we're done.

>you'd be eating pootsie

And you'd be eating a black dick if you ever tried anything beyond preying on the poor you pussy motherfucker.

My ex was italian. Her father couldn't handle me constantly getting into shit and told her not to see me anymore because he was worried. Unless it's through a car-bombing or shooting someone in the back you and all your fucking mafia with you are nothing but cowards. That's why the niggers took your neighborhoods as you ran to the 'burbs laundering your stolen cash through supermarkets like a bunch of bitches.

chinese guy goes to the eye doctor. the eye doctor tells him he needs cataracts, chinese guy says "no, i drive a rincoln"

You're forgetting the Gabbagool

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>black guy
did i say anything?

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>conflating italians and the mafia
are you seriously this retarded?

gabagool is just fats and nitrates

Yeah, you did, and you were shown up. They'd have your head in Rome, you and all guido shemales with you.

no bitch to me

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This thread is about the sopranos you dumb bitch

Bout time we called all Sicilians niggers. All of Europe already does.