Get girlfriend

>get girlfriend
>she's had 8 boyfriend before me
>she's a hottie and really cute
>always hugs me and tells me she loves me

Sucks I had to be the 9th, I'll get rid of her once I fuck her a couple times.

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9 isnt too bad depending on her age

Are you baiting? 9 is absolutely awful, society has just made those numbers seem normal. Anything above 5 in someone's entire life and you know they're not fit for a proper relationship.

>you know they're not fit for a proper relationship
Kind of like OP?
>I'll get rid of her once I fuck her a couple times

Yes, I'm not defending OP here.

well nothing wrong with banging out a slut a couple times

9th means you have to have at least a 9" to satisfy her you know that right?

r9k: why won't women date me ree ree ree
also r9k: * does this post *

At least when she tries to get pregnant, she will have 8 other men's DNA

OP is right, bitch is crazy if she thinks she is still capable of love after failing 8 times.
It's a red flag that she's still an immature slut who only thinks in the moment and is incapable of forward thinking.

W-what? Do you know how fertilization works?

Each sexual partner a woman has leaves DNA from the man, or so the scientists from MGTOW say

She did it to herself mate, no need to feel bad. But let her down easy. Can't be fun for her to realize she's broken and nothing can make it better

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Go flip through a sex ed textbook or something, user. For your own sake.

For reference it's called microchimerism. Look it up

they both sound highly typical

Where is the clitoris? I read that it's somewhere near the crest of the labia

Dont worry. I was there, she was my first. When I broke it off eventually she did not even give a fuck in my opinion until after the fact. Women really are fucked desu bro, good for you that you're ganing exp from them though.

Men and women are different.
Men want women with as little experience as possible, women want men with as much experience as possible.

What OP is doing is perfectly normal, he doesn't want a used up slut but needs the experience to get a better girl.

If a man has lots of sex, he would have a greater chance of giving her an STD. I'm a moron I know

>8 evil exes
hello scott

>Kind of like OP?
Exactly. They're both terrible people, so they're perfect for each other.

She's 23

Oreganoo

is true the blood brain barrier allows male dna to enter her brain and they found it on women without sons. so it had to be from sexual activity.

make sure you wrap it up, don't want any accidents. Enjoy the pump and dump.

If you're 9th that just means she's not gf material. If you have to date many many people, there's a common denominator in there. There's no point in even dating someone who's going to dump you for someone better, you're just a means to an end. Don't put so much emotional investment into the relationship.

assuming we are being legal here at 18. She's had 1.8 boyfriends each year user

jesus christ. you really came on to this board to make this shit up.

Not making it up, I'm serious.

Idgaf pic related, its her

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>iToddler
eww

Look at the size of those tits holy fuck, how attractive are you? I'd kill to fuck a girl like that.

looking at her top and bra, she really had bad taste, i dont care about the 8 boyfriends, we all have history, but that top is unforgivable. Dump that hoe after a few ultra kinky fuck sessions.

provided you're not lying, you're a moron. 9 boyfriends from (let's say 15 cause most good looking girls start dating around then) means she's had a boyfriend about every 10 months.
you sound really insecure, user. is there more of a reason you feel this way?

She's hot as fuck post feet pics

>experienced in relationships
>always hugs me and tells me she loves me

What's the problem here user?

Jesus, dude. Just keep fucking her.

I will until I find another girl, probably won't happen for a long time though.

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she is a qt op, your lucky to have a girl like that tell you she loves you.
jelly.

20+ years of drydick bitterness

She's a slut. Probably has fucked more guys than what she says. This is her when she was 17.

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After browsing this board for months I still don't understand why the number of men a woman has been with matters other than insecurity and fear that she'll move on from you too (or STDs, but people on this board never state that as a reason). Could someone redpill me?

>you're lucky to have a slut tell you that she loves you
go kys cumbrain

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assuming an average dick size of 6"
assuming sex daily, at least once
assuming 100 thrusts per session (100in,100out)
and assuming a 1 year relationship

you are looking at 7 miles of cock a year

check the carfax, user

brainlets falling for OP's imaginary girlfriend

But why does this matter? It's just flesh touching flesh.

Apologies if I'm missing something obvious, I don't really understand emotion well and am closer to being asexual than anything else.

same reason men don't want to share a used flashlight.

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If it's washed and disinfected who gives a fuck

She's hot as fuck OP also fuck your brag thread

Cute as fuck. Did she devirginize you?

Seriously what the fuck I just finished reading the comics of that like 20 minutes ago this can't be a coincidence it's been happening my whole life

See, shit like this is why we think you gay.

8 bfs mean she fucked like 50 - 100 guys unironically (8 of them were boyfriends)

just go to your local bar, brainlet lmfao

OP is a Chad fucking an Instagram model and came to complain to a bunch of kissless virgins.

>just go to your local bar, brainlet lmfao

Z

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>that top is unforgivable
This post reeks of homosexuality

>9 boyfriends
>arm hair
Jesus Christ. How can you fuck this thing without vomiting?

OP is a kissless virgin larping. He's posting pics of his oneitis.

well I give a fuck. the same way I care about my car mileage.

Kek good show sport
No hymen...?

Can this happen to men too? Like for gays?

It's an incel meme. Not surprisingly, incels are once again full of shit.