Do robots have nice hands that I can hold and maybe knit gloves for?

Cut your damn fingernails user

Why does he worry you?

That was an old pic, I was wondering why I had two. I remember why now

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No he's my qt trap. I told him he has to keep them long.

some things are original and some aren't

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I second this user but show me your crochet mittens

user can you share some crochet tips with me. I just switched from knitting to crochet and i'm having trouble.

I already did that was an old pic ;-;
I'll get the mitts hang in
What are you having trouble with specifically?

It's just a vibe I get off of him

I would like you to grab me

Can you imagine user wrapping his hands around your neck when you piss him off? Im wet

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I'm not posting any pictures of myself or body on this board. If anything, i think it is because I'm too skinny and have low body fat, etc.

R9 mine hand while you're at it
Idk how to say this user, but if that's your good pic, you do a terrible job of keeping your nails trimmed

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I hate being choked but I would like him to grab other parts of me

Please backhand me

That makes sense and I respect your decision

Nice hands user and your bed sheets seem nice. I would like to touch both

i would gIadly

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>Small hands
FeelsBadMan

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Just grab my boobs, butt, and or thighs user. Thank you

If by normal you mean common? No. The only way itll ever hurt you though is that it makes it easier to find veins to shoot yourself up with.

Is your penis small too?

Ah! I saved your hands from last time I was asking for hand pictures. I love yours

I don't know averages, so no clue

Post some of your best saved hands pls

Alright. I really like wet and soapy hands though so my best hands may be a bit weird. These ones were nice from a couple threads ago that I made.

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As you can see, it's very uneven. I'm not sure if I'm missing stitches on the ends and switching to a new row too early. My aunt told me to add another chain stitch before starting the new row? She also said i should just count it out. That doesn't make sense to me because what if you count and get to the end and realize you're missing a few?? What then??

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Thanks! Unfortunately they're a bit too small for the higher end pieces that I'm starting to play :(

>inb4 >fingerless gloves
I made them for lifting at home, my hands get sweaty and it makes holding the weights awkward

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Nice hands everyone! Reporting in.

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Aww, that's unfortunate. Hopefully it starts to become easier once you get more used to it.

Low body fat and high blood pressure maybe

those look like my hands

What can cause that? If you know.
And yes, never had any problems with finding veins or injecting shit up my body.

Why do you like them wet and soapy? Post moar

Post them please original please

Whoops meant to quote you not me
What is it you were trying to make? Your aunt is right about counting, you should count while you do it. After your foundation chain you should start counting each crochet you make, and have the same number on each row (assuming you want a rectangle or square). If it helps, make tallies for each row to keep track. I still get confused sometimes too, you judt need to get used to it and keep track of it

I wonder if handanon's boobs, butt or thighs are soft or firm

I don't know, just kinda turns me on. Probably because I like saliva as well hands and it reminds me of it. Here ya go

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I have thick thighs and big boobs for my size but my butt is pretty average user. So all in all, pretty soft

I second this, post them

More original hands for you desu

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big vein lad reporting in

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All of these """robots""" with beautiful perfect chad hands, my insides

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Thank you for your hands... Could you take a picture of yourself holding something?

I was about to say I'd suck your fingers until I saw the can of mountain dew

These robots are definitely all Chad's

I hope you're a woman saying thjs

From what I've seen, men don't appreciate nice hands like women do

>tfw no cute gf that knits me things
just fucking shoot me

didnt know kira browsed r9k
listen here pal mtn dew is fucking patrician

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i want to hold one of yours hands. :/

>Have this arm
>Get a papercut
>Die

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No user, soda bad
Do you want your nice hands to get chubby or something

I would like to knit you sonething user but it'll take me a while.

It's okay, I won't murder you for your hands. I like the warmth of alive hands...

user u can cut me up anyday baby however u want it bby

Only if you have nice hands, okay? And I'll want to lick them...

impossible, i will remain skellymode forever.
i dont drink enough soda for it to have a noticeable impact on my health

so girls like hands huh well then guess im fucked lads

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will a kind user please place their hand on mine

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What did you do to them user?

why do you want to knit something for me
i'm a retarded faggot from the land of mountains and opioid addiction

Post the back of your hand too? Please... I'll even kiss your hand

Stripper said I have soft hands

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I like to see people's reactions when I give them gifts and when they use them it makes my heart melt. That's why...

Who let the monkey out of the exhibit?

I want to shave random patches of your hair...

that's very kind of you user. please do

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haha

go ahead

yer546hr

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are you female (female), user?

Thank you. I'll do my best.

Please cover yourself...

I'm a female

i have this habit of putting out cigarettes with my arm/hand and its become a problem now. people are starting to ask me why i use sleeves all the times and really dont know what to tell them

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Damn user, you got some good looking hands

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're able to overcome the problem

[Spoiler]Tfw all these anons being validated but not me[/Spoiler]

you both honor me. im insecure about my hands and face the most, so posting in this thread is mildly frightening--but i really appreciate it.

Sorry user...
I like your hands too. Your skin is as pale as mine which is suprising because I'm very pale.

You have nice hands user but you're a wristlet. Gain some weight sweetheart

Well, there's nothing to be insecure about. I don't know what your face looks like but your hands are very nice so I'm imagining your face is as well.

The ground looks comfy

wristlet is incurable, you cant change bone structure, and gaining enough weight to cover it up would make you fat

from afar it looks like a nigger wearing white latex gloves

Harm reduction tips: use your lighter instead of the cigarette, and do it quick. It'll hurt a lot, but damage it less. I'm sorry about your hand damage, user. If it's any help, eventually the scars will look kind of cool. But only if you stop doing it!

God now i cant unsee it lol

>Please cover yourself
He is already covered, user.

thank you user, for some reason reading that made feel a lil bit better, youre nice

you're right, i'm being dumb. thank you, user.

I'm glad I helped you feel better in someway.

Why dont you just suck his cock already

coksok: thhe time.

Thanks, I was just attention whoring a bit because of insecurities and a desire for validation.
I just have really big hands. The XL men's gloves I got for gardening don't fit me but i'm almost 6'7"
My backyard is super comfy in general. Honestly the day was comfy. It was raining lightly and I went on a 4 hour walk into rural Wisconsin. Pic related
I sound black. Also rip, I am just super pale.

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>6'7"
Well in that case, wanna be my bf?

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