Why are the mods here so mean

i'm happy for you and your wife chino

I meant onions

Why is that Eevee so sexy?

i don't understand...

it's not

onions

Prove it

it's a know fact

It can't be a known fact if there are zero scientific publications on Eevee sexiness. Eevees could very well be the sexiest thing in the universe on average, but we haven't gotten our evidence yet.

there is no research on it because people know it instinctively

People eat food instinctively and yet we have bajillions of papers on how nutrition and stuff works

Because your posting lewd evyies"

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.

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illegal abomination on pic

no u

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I want to FUCK that eevee

because they can

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mods have been replaced with rouge agents and social engineers since the aftermath of gg.
STAY [B]ASED AND [B]ED[B]ILLED!

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Pretty accurate.