Holy fuck shit fuck guys my dad caught me smoking weed in the house and he said he's gonna "give me something I'll...

Dad is preventing you from becoming schizophrenic. Thank him

Fuuuuuck I guess he is

which one?
don't forget to update us if you can

maybe try not being underage, faggot

hide your pc or anything that you want to go unsmashed, and expect a beating

Sounds kind of hot, sounds like youre about to get TOPPED by

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Lmaooooo he is gonna fuck your little underage butt dry

Reee I'm only 7 years old omg I'm so sorry I didn't know I wasnt allowed on here

Why would you smoke indoors in a place where you can get caught? Fucking moron

OP's going to get some fire bud

He's gonna give you the dankest weed that you've ever had from his personal stash.

you're going to jail OP. he's caling the cops for sure. you'll never get a job now, you'll always be NEET

you'll win in the end

>smoking weed in your parents house
its not your fucking house. im a stonerfag but at least i respect my parents and smoke outside so i dont skunk up the house, you deserve your assbeating user

Meanwhile my dad sits around smoking weed most of the day. I really don't like smoking most of the time, it makes it really easy for me to get panic attacks.

How old is your dad, OP? Mine is a young boomer/old gen Xer, around there.

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so did the op get raped by his father and become a homosexual yet or what

He's an early Boomer from the 50's

So what happened OP. Have you felt his wrath and/or dank gift yet?

He'll give you a pill of ecstasy and say "don't waste your time with shit-tier crap like weed, son. this is the real holy grail"

Are you originally still alive op?

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"I bet I get smarter if I use it sparingly"
"I bet I can use it to make exercise more fun"

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Go tell someone you trust that you're afraid he might hurt you.

OKI he is ded

UPDATE US. FUCK

>"give me something I'll never fuckin forget"
You're getting assraped user. Congrats, you're about to lose your virginity

His ass is going to rape you.

OP is probably dead by this point, seems like he couldn't
take it

call 911 and tell them he threatened to kill you and get your pistol and have it on the desk in front of you it at the door.

any kind of sick fuck that would say that isnt responsible enough to be with a kid

Get ready for an ass whooping from him, druggy retard.

Dads like that are the worst, I say tell him you are moving out, and that you are doing it out of respect for him

My dad broke my fucking computer for not studying during exams. Honestly, there needs to be laws to protect child possessions, if he did that today to the computer i paid well over $1200 for i would take him to a tribunal, i might have bought this second hand but its still a good af pc. Since i payed for it, it technically is my possession

god damn underage fags

"I was inside you once"

>Child possessions
Lol those don't exist.

He's gonna inject you with opiates. You will never forget that.