Why don't you have a gf yet?

I do have a gf. I still wanna fuck a qt trap on the side once or twice for the experience though, particularly since my gf is hard no on anal and blowjobs.

All that sounds very hard to me, to be quite honest.

Me and my gf are taking a break and I'm so heartbroken I think were about to break up :c

Because women are useless and a burden especially when either failing or succeeding in life. They're only meant for short moments of sexual relief and to spread your seed

What does space doodoo smell like?

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I am not sure why i do not have a gf? Maybe its because i am not interested in any women

>no on anal and blowjobs
wew lad man up and demand that shit from you or she'll end up cucking you

Is it a physical limitation thing?

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Because I stay in my room all day and don't talk with anyone. I don't even talk with people online unless it's an Anonymous imageboard.

I do have a gf, I've had one for two years. Also, trannies and traps are only nice to look at. Once you hear them the facade is gone, they might be able to hold it up during conversation but once you get in that butthole it's too much.

No, I have difficulty remaining motivated to do physical exercises. They seem repetitive and boring. The worst part of it is I can't think complex thoughts while doing them, so I feel like I'm wasting time.
As far as creative hobbies go, I'm not a terrible writer, but that's pretty much all I have a basic interest in and see myself getting better at.
Speech therapy implies spending money, and I don't know if I would actually see benefits from it that would justify the spending.

They are tracking us and baiting us it's a fucking psyop I tells ya!

Post sum moar!

Writing is a great hobby. Just continue working on that.Getting a second hobby is great as well. You should do a hobby for yourself. If it a girl digs it, that's icing on the cake.

You don't need to go to anyone for speech therapy. Do breathing exercises and record yourself saying tongue twisters over and over.

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i don't want one
i have completely seceded to reality and plan on dying alone, unloved, and uncared for in this damp shithole of an apartment

I'm a fat 30 year old beaner that still lives with his parents. I have way too many things I need to fix about myself before I can even THINK about getting a girlfriend.

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I don't want a gf I want a wife.orig

AAAAAAAAAA I DIDNT KNOW IT HAD A DICK

You forgot the ABC'S of Jow Forums.
>Always
>Be
>Checking for dicks

should take it one step at a time

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based and mature pilled

I'm 27 and I want nothing more than a cute wife

Wait, do you WANT me to jerk off??
Are you TRYING to amplify our perversions?
I dont get it...

because i want an ugly asian gf

>Are you TRYING to amplify our perversions?

Just being on this site will do that.

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That's a good mindset. You don't have to overwork yourself for oneitis just keep that in mind

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Because all the girls at my school are either straight up whores or I don't have the confidence to walk up to the quiet and cute ones
Theres a fuckton about me I still wanna change, maybe it would be better to wait a little before getting into a relationship, especially since I'm willing to make long term plans, such as marriage and kids
I still havent had sex, I'm fairly avarage looking and knowing how easy some girls from my class are, i could easily get laid if i were more outgoing, but I want to wait for a women I truly love to have my first time with, I dont care if it takes long nor if you believe in me, I dont wanna have such a connection with someone I dont feel anything but lust towards

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its hard when you cant talk to people and bordering on being asexual

I don't have a gf because i'm a 2/10 depressive fuck who doesn't have anything to say to girls or how to get a good personality, i'm an empty shell who can't even look women into the eyes and say one word responses, i'm my own problem now.

I'm never going to try. I already know im worthless garbage, so why even try to find a woman thats interested in me?

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>they want you to be and change into what they want but wont accept the way you are, fuck them.
If you're some unwashed gremlin that never takes care of himself this statement is completely retarded

However a shit ton of girls feel so emboldened by our shitty jew ran culture that they feel like they can boss you around like you're their boy toy or some shit. I haven't had sex in so long that women can't control me with their threats anymore. I look and act like a normie in public but because I'm not pussy whipped I'm evil apparently. I banged a girl once and then she acted like I was some sort of asshole for asking bluntly if she wanted to smash again. I'm texting this one girl and when I sent her some pics of the booze I was drinking she blocked me as if I committed a mortal sin. If you're not a slave catering to her every whim she just acts like you're Satan. Guess what you stupid fucking roasties. You have to be supplying me with a constant stream of sex to get me invested enough to put up with your bullshit. If I'm on a constant dry spell I'm not going to put up with your shit.

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Honestly who cares, you wouldn't fuck someone with a dick and you were attracted to an unambiguously feminine form.

Cool, look at all the things we'll never have! Doesn't it make you feel..good?

>what even are emotions

the sensation of affection is too foreign to me.
I have a nice body, 5'9 130lbs I think that puts me at 20bmi? Also my personality is, how you say, outgoing, I have been told I am extremely extroverted. Even have allot of confidence, I'm from texas so I have that southern hospitality, I like to strike up convos with anyone, it's great
My main problem is that affection is so foreign to me that when I relieve it my body/mind reacts accordingly, as if it's a bad organ transplant and rejects it.
I've been given multiple opportunities for gf, basically handed it and I still fuck it up
I'll give you an example
>sophomore in high school
>8/10 gorl with pretty green eyes in my world history class apparently likes me
>I missed the memo
>one day she decides to stop waiting and go in for the kill
>she grabs my hand, no warning or anything
>a surge of emotion rages through me
>I have no idea how to react, my mind is basically blank/panic mode
>try to get her to let go but she tightens her grip
>she lets go after what seems like forever
>bell rings and I gtfo
>next day she asks me if I have a crush on anyone
>mind races for an answer
>respond with shrek
>she gives out a fake laugh
after this she stops trying, I regret it so much, she was already a good friend.
I also don't know how I could be so blind to the situation, she put her number in my phone with a heart next to it, I must be fucking retarded
but yea, this isn't the only time something like this has happened, just one of the more memorable ones

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I'll take 3 of webm related

i don't know the first thing about interacting with people and i'm afraid of it.
if i can't even talk to a cashier what makes you think i can talk to a girl, let alone get her to like me enough to even consider being my girlfriend?

Because I'm a low status male with nothing to offer, thus I have no worth as a man. Your life as a man is dictated by your ability to provide and if you can't do that then you are nothing.

If the only thing a woman wants is a physical relationship they can get it from a lot better than me. I'm a chubby ginger guy. What fucking woman is going to want me?