"...and last question, are you currently sexually active?"

>>"...and last question, are you currently sexually act-

no.

>"...and last question, are you currently sexually active?"
>me: youtube.com/watch?v=0mRPTrWHHKQ

>I'm about to be in about 10 seconds

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Not sure, does masturbation count?

>Define currently. I'm serious.

I fucked my older neighbor Friday night. I've been to busy to fuck since then. It's not a thing for me to have or want all the time. Once every week or two is good. I'm an old fuck and past my prime.

nurses don't ask you that dummy

They do. They've just never asked you because they already know the answer.

>based neighborfucker

Im 28 and my 42 year old next door neighbor i share my wall with got divorced last year and she apparently masturbated to me so then one night she showed up at my apartment drunk and saying her dad just died, then literally dropped to her knees and pulled my shorts down to suck my cock. Barebacked her and came inside the pussy lmaoooo. Fucked her a few more times, fingered her asshole, came on her face... Her son is a 16 year old zoomer faggot who played vidya all day long while mommy got her asshole fingered on the other side of the wall lmaooo

Ebin lmaoooo

Yeah I jerk off 6 times a day.

just straight up start sobbing my body will become wracked with sobs immediately and it will get so bad ill have to get on all fours and just cry

want to talk about lt user?

Naturally the submissive white cant even answer a question from a black woman. No wonder your women serve bbc

yes of course, i fuck twinks and femboys on grindr regularly

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I could be if it's okay with you

>are you currently sexually active?

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I'm certain everybody that fills that questionaire out is a dirty fucking liar. I've never seen anyone having sex while filling out that type of thing.

no. im saving myself for a special girl. : )

I love black wombs tho

stop being mean to white men

>ywn be euthanized by the cute black nurse who just rode your cock until it broke

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my family doctor does it. i never know if masturbation counts so i say no.

I remember getting rushed to the ER one night with my mom because I twisted one of my testicles and it swelled up 3x its normal size. I was 17 and I lived in a muslim household.

It happened while I was jerking off before bed but my mom was with me so when I got asked if I was sexually active, I had to say no and just fib that it happened while I was tossing and turning in bed.

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i thought they asked if you were sexually active o find out if you had STDs. i dont think they care if you masturbate

Define 'sex'

000

CHRICK'EM!

Does the occasional prostitute count as being active?

It's any sexual activity with another person

correct answer is "no" to show that inceldom is a growing problem in our society

No. It gets on the way of my videogames and my fortnite dance classes.

I masturbate once per day, I consider that being sexually active.

Sure there is. My own cock. Yeah, that's right.

I spent three weeks in a mental asylum. The first question I was asked I responded "Im a virgin" while in a state of psychosis.