Add "fembot"

>add "fembot"
>she has next to no personality and cant hold a conversation

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Every single time
What is it with women not having even the most passive, basic hobbies like consuming films or series?

This is acceptable if it's good taste,
But it never even is.
What's up with them man

because she's a boring loser shutin who relies on her status as a woman on the internet for entertainment

just talk to them in real life or at least off Jow Forums

>because she's a boring loser shutin
describes me pretty well but i can still talk to people using more than a handful of canned responses. no clue why its so hard for females to do this

>meet someone through weird fetish community
>all going well
>one day I get "OH I'M A GIRL BTW YOU THOUGHT I WAS A GUY LOLE"
>I kind of suspected it anyway because they type like a retard
>tell them I like to be called certain names
>"EW NOPE"
>tell her I'm into feet
>feet are normal compared to the fetish we met over
>"EW FEET ARE GROSS"
>ghost her

Interacting with women is a waste of time, all women are the same.

she's juggling herself between a dozen other orbiters and you're in 12th place

OR

she's a boring waste of time, literally go to the next one

>kaguya
kill yourself retard, absolute shittaste

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>I kind of suspected it anyway because they type like a retard
I know exactly what you mean. though its hard to tell whether the person talking like that is legit autistic or a female

just like every robot

im a girl (female) that used to go on omegle for kicks, anytime there was a foot fag i showed him my feet gladly, it was very fun

Why is this so relatable
Girls I talk to lately don't seem to care about talking about anything except their daily mundane lives and boring stories
I don't want to hear that shit. I want to talk to a girl who actually has something to say

based footslut

Women are solipsistic. To them it's their world and we just live in it. That's why they're so boring to talk to. As for how they type, I don't even know how to describe it but you can somehow just tell when you're reading something written by a woman. Glad other people notice this as well.

Next time someone tells me they're female I'm ghosting them instantly. If I want to get off to women I'll watch porn or hire an escort. Unless you pay them women will never be what you want them to be,

Based and mokou pilled, in an original way of course

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To a degree everybody is solipsistic. What it boils down to is finding someone to really share your solipsism with who understands. I want to talk to a girl who's actually been through some shit and understands.

Ironically I've become a solipsist lately. I don't mean that I can't empathize with people as much as before, it just seems like the world is empty.

>What it boils down to is finding someone to really share your solipsism with who understands

This might be what I mean. The only people I can relate to are a handful of anons scattered across the web, everyone else just sounds like a bot to me. Like the NPC meme, but you know I meet right-wing anons that talk like bots too.

It's what I mean. Everybody wants to talk over everybody and nobody wants to listen. If I have to listen to a woman talk about her "day" again I'll blow my brains out. It's a one-sided dynamic which in the end isn't fair to anyone. I don't want to hear this bitch talk about boring shit. She doesn't want to talk to an uninterested wall. Even when I carry the convo it's one word answers. And I'll get my ear talked off with whatever she wants to say. I carry a mellow conversation not a manic one. If you're not patient with that i dont know what to do.

I knew a girl like that once, she liked me and I couldn't hold a conversation either so we awkwardly sat across from each other at lunch for six months

It sucks. You can always become bisexual y'know. I turned one of my fetish friends bi by introducing him to a drug that lowers inhibitions. The mind is plastic and be moulded.

My gfs personality has gone to shit. probably gonna dump her soon

Lots of girls are really boring to talk to.

>add the "OMG I'm so lonely and nobody cares about me" fembot
>"I'm so glad you added me and you sound really interesting and caring"
>"please don't ghost me like everybody so far"
>she spends all day playing some retarded games, watching shit and eating
>my efforts are initiating a conversation are mostly ignored
Many such cases.

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>add fembot
>she's crazy
>bpd or some shit
>don't mind at all at first because i'm happy to talk with a girl
>gets too comfortable with me and lets her crazy flow like a wild river
>it's like handful of personalities in one and most of them are not very nice
>listen to her troubles but she gets angry when i try to talk about mine
>starts arguments over nothing and i'm constantly in defensive

i don't know who hurt her but i know i'm not strong enough to fix her

Chad here, I'll break something for you now, in life you can't fix anyone, you can't save anyone but yourself. Live by those words or pay the price.

>add fembot
>she's actually really great to talk to and we share a lot of things in common
>ghosts me a day later

This happened to me too, shit's so confusing.
I guess the 12 orbiters meme is true.

leave anna out of this faggot

Summoning fembots is like summoning demons.
Don't do it!

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She didn't even seem to talk to anyone else, her responses were mostly pretty quick and lengthy and she set her status to invisible.
It hurts lads, don't think I will find someone like that ever again.

who's this character

>counter argument
but in times where it isnt needed and they dont add it how the fuck would you know

>cant hold a conversation
but you guys are soooooo boring, you go on and on about stuff that is stupid and you want to argue about EVERYTHING. ARGUE ABOUT EVERYTHING

No thanks. i have what you want so just shut up if you're HANDSOME and go away if you're not.

She's right, besides you're better off not wasting your time with vain conceited whores.

I have the opposite problem, I'm literally always out of ideas for what to say

Teryo Houraisan

Based Mokou poster, down with the lunar bitch

then ask about me duffus and no yes/no questions

>then ask about me duffus
I beg your pardon?

hello im an alcoholic fembot with no personality whatsoever lets bore each other to death
vnv#7864

Are you really a fembot? You don't have a penis right?

Hey. What's your problem with the lunar? Don't you think she looks awesome?

i have a vibrating penis and sometimes i stuff beer bottles up there

Demons at least can give you great powers, please don't compare them to women

I can't really fault fembots for not having a personality because I don't really have one either. people tell me all the time how nice I am but that's really just because I hardly have anything to say
It's just a bigger problem for men though because men are expected to lead conversations. no woman's gonna want to take the time to get to know me when they could just talk to someone else that will do the talking for them

I could bite the bait out of morbid curiosity but you're going to juggle 20 robots at once and give me one word replies at best.

Touhou 8 was my first touhou so I always faced Kaguya with barely no resources due to Marisa, Reisen was an easy fight

Fembot gifted me with power to kill things with my penis, saliva and blood.

i got one invite and its prob you
im boring so its expected

>meet boy from Jow Forums
>literally only talk about current meme topics and their studies

>add fembot
>omg im sooooooo bad thing *waits for praise*
>lol, haha
>*is on 1 hour a night because that's when she's using this alt to flick the bean behind bfs back*
>*gets sexual within a day of talking*
>*just kidding haha (she's not kidding)*
>omg help me with x

>add robot
>*sends you schizophrenic clickbait article with 4 views to prove donald trump/hillary clinton is plotting to take over the world by injecting people with microchips/bigotry, gets mad when you poke holes in it.
>*everything is either haha im so good or haha im so depressed*
>here's my schizoid worldview dialog and why you need to believe it *has never left the house in months*
>dude i hate all women *mom pays for all his tendies*
>*dude weed/drugs/star wars/wow/fortnie/pussy IRONICALLY haha*
>ALL X IS X BECAUSE I PERSONALLY WITNESSED X, WHY WONT YOU AGREE, REEE

hate you all, hate myself, hate living, euthanize me unironically

Yeah but don't you think she is attractive?

>sends you schizophrenic clickbait article
Seems based. I want a fellow shizo friend who can understand my hallucinations

That sounds like AIDS

Come now, I'm sure they can get along

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Woah it's almost like you're on a page for asocial people.

yeah but women don't even have to learn the slightest of conversational skills because they can get by on the fact that they're a woman and rare here

These chats are exactly for that.
I'm a guy and I still can't small talk at 23 despite actively trying since i was 18.

yes but if you a were a woman you wouldn't care about trying because losers would constantly line up to talk to you anyways

I've had a few girls line up for me at my part time job, simply by being average looking and holding the door open to them, or helping them with heavy stuff.
Average girls are in the same situation i presume.

>add "robot"
>he asks for nudes and wants to move to your country within a day

>talk to someone online
>they need other people to make their personality seem interesting

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>add robot
>sense his autism within first three msgs
>put no effort into the conversation
>block him
every time

Is your country Japan?

>be autistic user
>meet fembot
>tell her about autism
>she is fine with it and makes me feel confident
>encourages me to be genuine and real with her
>let the social mask come off and don't attempt hiding autism anymore
>she didn't know what she was asking for and doesn't like me anymore

I blame the whitewashed mainstream depiction of autism.

Heresy, flagrant heresy

>tfw no mokou boyfriend

i get it but at least make an attempt. one word conversations are awful

Never trust them when they tell you they will be fine with something. It's like the "I promise not to get angry" or "I'm not a racist, but..." cliches.

femanons are dull, ive ghosted all of the ones ive talked to. they want you to carry the conversation, i find it pathetic but they always engage if you act witty and give them some banter. it's easy to fake that stuff. i just find it incredibly boring. so yea if you want a femanon to talk to just do that, but just realize they are all extremely boring and most of them are fat and ugly

>complains about crippling social anxiety and how stupid normies reject him for this because they think him boring and "robotic"
>rejects fembot because thinks her robotic

Makes sense.

>fembot stops messaging back
>i thought she was nice and we got along fine
>start doubting every message sent
>what if my joke offended her
>what if i said something wrong
>what if she thinks i'm creepy for being polite and careful
>i cannot understand what i did wrong
>get depressed and don't try to talk to people online anymore

>add girl
>lots of good discussions
>eventually run out of things to say and everything fizzles out

>add girl
>she's seemingly smitten for some unfathomable reason
>wants to know everything about me
>asks shitton of questions
>always wants to talk
>get bored when I'm wasting hours each day talking to her when I could be playing vidya or shitposting

All the fembots I have known, all two of them, have had numerous friends before they met me. Do they bother to get to know me better if they're already busy with their old friends? They don't. Do they want to explore the possibility of becoming more than friends with me if they have more interesting men on their friend lists? They don't. Now don't get me wrong, they're both genuinely sweet and nice people which is also why they're so popular. Socially withdrawn goblin like me will not fit in their energetic bubbly world of memes and voice chats.

fucking disgusting, mokou belongs with keine

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I'm not a fembot
I'll be your girl friend so you can get better at conversing with normal girls

Who needs a personality when you have a cunt

I feel singled out

I mean, me either, so I don't hold it against the fembots.

I have no issues talking to girls, but most fembots are quite inept when it comes to keeping a conversation going and have a short attention span.

where do I find the type that ask the questions instead of answering them ?

Same here. God why does it affect me so much.

>short attention span
that's just adhd, plenty more males with that.

Femanon here.
Sometimes the conversion just gets lost.

Ever thought you're being boring too?

You're on the wrong board if you're looking for someone interesting.

Well thats like your opinion man. Any fembots (that are not underage or trannies) in this thread feel free to add me Cumbrain#2874

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what make a conversation interesting for you, dear femanone

any conversation with an attractive guy

>add a fembot
>she is fat
Why did she think she had a right to talk to me as an equal?

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also, she's not virgin - thus she's not a fembot, because she can get sex action on demand

Someone who asks me about interests, shares theirs, send photos of their surroundings/is engaging, asks dumb questions and can take a joke

No. Ugly people can talk and be just as interesting. Fuck your self pity party

Do you think I'd come to Jow Forums to find a boyfriend? I want a man who's functional and fun.
Not an Aspie on the depresso expresso

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you meant this pic related

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I want a depresso gf. Why the fuck aren't depressed girls attracted to depressed guys?

Need yang to your yin.

I need someone who understands what i feel though. I've had some cheerful girls show interest in me, but I felt like we were from different worlds.

>talk to them in real life
Doesn't help too much. Some people are just not on the same wavelength.

Because women get carried through their lives by men and need a resourceful one to leech off of.

Every girl wants a chad, no matter how innocent or nice they seem. It is in their biological programming to be attracted to tall confident men. Just as it is in our biological programming to be attracted to healthy young women with tight bodies.

Good ones don't waste our time, because we feel the exact same way about you.

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>someone who caters to my boring ass
oh.