Aiden

>Aiden
>Jayden
>Kaden
>Tanner
>Hunter
>Tyler
>Tucker
>Carter
Why do parents doom their children to lives with such gay names?

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Better than to name them Greg

better than Hakeem or Shareem or some other nigger faggot name

There really be niggas out here named Humphrey...

You gotta admit Hunter, Piper and all that shit is pretty gay.

no I don't because I'm not an single brain-cell idiot

t. Aiden

What if i hate both of them?

greg is a fine name

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alright op, whats the ideal name then?

t. nigreem
you're an idiot

>mfw i think all these names are based
am i gay or a future idiotic parent

Because women are fags, and the father of anybody who gets named something queer like that is usually a pushover or doesn't give a shit what the kid's name is

Yea I hate that shit. I'm not religious but I've always thought the bible is a great place to pick a name for a child. Most biblical names are solid and not too snowflake

I know a family who named their three sons Hunter, Fisher and Trapper

There was a dude in my class named Shiloh and everyone started calling him "guy blow" until he cried and had to go home.

yeah I'll never understand that. people don't even choose any significance for their childrens names

Biblical names are fine.
Normal ones, like James, not Jedediah, though.

Between the "normal" Apostles and modern English kings, that's all the names you'll never need.

Simon, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Thomas, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Timothy
George, Edward, William, Charles.

Pick from these and you'll always be guaranteed your son will have a normal name.

>guy blow
Holy shit, that's fucking brilliant. Kids are fucking brutal

>started with the greeks tier
Peter
Adrian
Philip
Andrew
Timothy
Alexander

>top o' the marnin tier
Evan
Brian
Cameron
Owen
Brandon

>perfidious albion tier
Edward
Edmond
Alfred
Oswald
Russel
Drew

>shabbos goy tier
Joseph
Benjamin
Isaac
Jonathan
Isiah
Aaron
Zachary

I'm sure you put a lot of thought into your list, and I can appreciate the effort, but you've overlooked one important detail: bullying.
There's a lot of dorky names on that list and the born-out-of-wedlock Kadyn is going to be bullying the fuck out of most of them.

Name is irrelevant. Raise your son to be a bully.

Shut up onision

>Tfw named Keymore
What the fuck were my parents thinking

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Aiden is a sweet namd

How do you even pronounce that tho

Like a key but more

>tfw hayden
>tfw it's the og "ayden" name
>tfw it's just super boyish now

>Hunter
Sounds based, what's the problem?

Always joke that my first born will be named Dr Pepper but now that im reminded that there are people running around named Hunter it doesnt seem like such a bad idea

>tfw my name is literally Kane
>people tend to just call me "K" for short

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Not really, it's pretty gay. Job-based names sound like ass.

You forgot the ultimate "my parents would be lucky to have one brain cell between the two of them"
Gunnar
Not Gunner
Fucking G U N N AYYYYYYYYY R
This is real. Yes I live in Kentucky.

All the stupid ass white girl baby names.

Paysiliee
Kraybe
Tackett
Cactus
Bucket
Trapper
Caseley
Trislynns
Chromantula

I like my name. I will not say it because it is quite unique despite being a name that a lot of famous people who have come and gone had it. I will give a hint, Royal Navy

Besides Jayden and Kaden, whats wrong with these names?

>Angloid/American names
cringe

Was it a girl's name? Are you a girl? All these weird american names all sound alike.

>tfw named Tyler
I've always hated my name. What a retarded thing to be called for my entire life.

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