How do I get an Asian girlfriend, Bros ?

Get good grades. No joke. They get physically horny from good grades.

I lost my virginity to an Asian college girl because she was so excited to fuck a Valedictorian.

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based smart fren.

Just be based like me Op pic related my asian gf and friend on the right

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How can you tell the Asians apart? Im and Asian and can't even tell them apart

Mexicans have a hyoer sense of smell which helps them identify ethnicities. Asians have a tangy natural stench except for Indian which smell lile poopoo.

Our racial abilities also consist of being Olympic swimmers, and having great climbing skills

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If a suck a Mexican dudes dick, should I be able to tell them apart too?

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this.
it's easy.

probably not.

Where the fuck do I meet Asian Cougars without going to asia or the massage place?

On a side note I have one at my gym that's been eyeing me for a long time but shes ALWAYS with her roided up white husband. I've seen his dick in the locker room, and he's tiny. I think his wife wants some young BWC.

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have sex with her, virgin

Can't, her husband is with her at all times. Sometimes I wonder if he knows his wife will go out just to cheat on him so he follows her everywhere.

And as soon as the wall is done, great pole vaulting skill

Move to an asian country, if possible south asia, or somewhere that has a lot of asians but it's not a big city (Brazil has 2% nips for some reason).

true but it's sooooo far. but I would go to Asia.

South Asia is cheap and easy to enter (Japan is almost impossible), while big cities might attract you they only have shit girls, always try a small city or a village.
What kind of relationship you'd like to have?

well if I'm being completely honest, an actual love relationship lmao.
if I'm not, then just lust I guess.

Girls from Indonesia, Malaysia or any other country with a lot of Muslims are used to have it in a more... "abusive" manner, specially in marriage, if this is your kind of stuff try these countries.
Girls from Korea only want status (sometimes money) don't get near them.
Girls from Japan are like your regular first world girl, but nastier and more interest in money, I don't suggest these for you.
Girls from Singapore and Taiwan are cosmopolitan generic girl, same as Abu Dabi or NY.
Girls from Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam are the most "common" kind, imagine an 1st world country girl, but more like a peasant girl.
Chinese girls are good, but you don't want to move to PRC.

how do you know theyre flirting with you? as cashiers theyve been very nice as opposed to white girls who are just annoyed they have to work

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If you're here you probably have some form of autism, so just look at two things.
>1. if they are laughing
>2. if they are playing with their hair
If a girl do these two, she's interested.

>1. if they are laughing
>2. if they are playing with their hair

Not him but if thats the case I've fucked up time and time again.

You probably have, if you don't know how to talk (I have Asperger), just be quiet, you'll look more mysterious and will not fuck up.
Some say if you can this right you can become a chad even without social skills.

>if they are laughing
why would they be laughing? im just picking up my pills
they do smile a legit one when i look at them to acknowledge the transaction but look away otherwise

>why would they be laughing?
Girls that are into you usually laugh when you say something that's marginally funny.

>Chinese girls are good

How are they better than Taiwan chinese? I know Taiwan and Singapore girls are high maintenance and basic bitches but mainland communist chinese are the definition of soulless insectoids devoid of culture and spirituality.

>How are they better than Taiwan chinese?
Culture, while Taiwan has a strange mix of cosmopolitan culture and traditional china, more one the former. That make them be high maintenance swallow idiots, in mainland China girls are full of live (and bad street wise, like Brazilians girls), some of them will try to take advantage of you, but not in a spoiled princess way. Some of them are regular human beings, that have and show emotions, speak (sometimes loud), have wills, and act like girls in general are supposed to act. Maybe I'm a bit biased, but all PRC girls I met seem to be normal, healthy and even good to be around.

I actually talked to a few, they just wanted to use me for English tutoring. 2 were married and one had a bf who'd monitor our conversations. Hey I'd rather be used for my lingua franca than my money lol. If you've been there recently hows the gender imbalance problem within the large cities? I also know anti foreigner sentiment is up lately according to serpentza and other asia vloggers.

Large cities are always fucked on way or another.

>2 were married and one had a bf who'd monitor our conversations.
If you want something other than give free class, try some single girls in China.

>when anons want an asn instead of a pale euro goddess

Euro girls are shit tier bitches, every single positive they have on beauty they'll have five negative on being prick, frigid, neurotic, annoying, demanding, controlling, dumb...

>goddess
indian detected

t. yellow fevered, blacked fapping whitecels detected

Continuing, if you're going to visit asia, choose very well what you're are doing, teaching English in japan gives you 0% chance of getting laid, being a soldier in Philippines will give you 100% change of getting laid.

thank you, bro. I'll keep this in mind.

Being a foreigner in the Philippines is easy to get laid for anybody, end of story. Flip girls are sea gypsy sluts that will fuck anyone who flashes a little USD or GBP.

Soldier in Philippine is the example of the easiest form of get a girl.

so Philippines time?
I want to lay my seed in an Asian girl