Why don't you incels get a fatgf?

Why don't you incels get a fatgf?
>Warm
>Great cuddler
>Lots of warm folds to lose your dick in
>You can get fat too
>You can do sedentary shit like videogames and netflix like you do now
>You can stay an alcoholic with her
>You can hold pudgy hands together
>You can both buy even more food for each other
>You can go to sit down establishments and gross everyone out, together
>They are the perfect practice GFs

It's the perfect solution to inceldom

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could ya hook me up with a number from yo database? bro

>fatgf
They only want Chads.

LMAO no they don't, they want beta / incel fags to not be alone.

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all they want are nonfat bfs

Guy in OP's pic isnt a chad, but he's normal enough to be a huge prize for a fatty

because I don't want to become pic related

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LOL he seems happy user, he got a gf.

Look at this guy, he has a GF and you don't. He gets to slay hot, chunky pussy and you don't. Don't you want to nut in something warm?

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>he seems happy
cope harder

Yes, getting laid is ALWAYS better than not. If you actually do not get laid at all as a male, you WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE IRL FRIENDS TO POST PICTURES OF ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. And when you can't do that, you won't have any following, and when you haven't got any following no one hires you or collaborates with you. As no one wants to be a friend of a loser who does not get laid, and no one follows a loser with no irl friends and no one hires or collaborates with a loser with no following. In other words NOT FUCKING A FAT GIRL YOU WILL END UP AS A NEET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

>pick one:
>fuck a fat girl
>become a neet

i dated a fat girl for one day and the horrified looks hot woman gave me every time i walked past them in every store was enough to never date a girl above 140 pounds ever again

>horrified looks
LOL holy shit I wonder what they thought.

Hey, asian anons. You can totaly nail that traditional asian GF if she has a few pounds on her!

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Look at this happy (((jewish))) couple, kikeanons! This could be you, you can horde food and money together!

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You gymfags can also get yourself a volumptuious GF, to take brave glamor shots with showing off your GFs glorious folds. Aren't they brave?

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Hey, I wouldn't admit it anons; but I would totally fuck this dudes GF. Wouldn't you? She can't be that hard to please! Slam Pigs are easy and plentiful in the US!

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this comment belongs in 2009

I had one with body like pic related. Met her on here. Loved her. Was with her for 3 years. Spent countless hours fucking her, worshiping her, and licking her pussy and asshole. It was awesome.

Neither of us could work up the nerve to move to the other's home state though, and we were very far apart. She ended up dumping me.

I wish I could find another girl like her on tinder or okcupid, but most fat girls are insufferable and entitled.

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yew think i wouldnt give it to a chubby Korean chick? bruh

I already have. we both have the same interests and she's actually a decent human being

imagine the disgusting flabby skin full of stretch marks under the clothes. Never will date a fatty

>you can get fat too
I lost 80 pounds and I'm never being fat again

currently dating a landwhale (400 pounds) and i agree, every time i walk past a hot chick that looks at my gf with disgust, i feel like im walking past the many opportunities to be with the genetic elite.

>be with the genetic elite
>passing up chances with hot girls

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhhahaha nfuuuuuuck hahahahahahahhaha shiiiiiit these nigga playin

>based and fatpilled

>spent countless hours licking her asshole
>lived multiple states away
Keep your story straight or post pic of her anus

at least my gf is very tall, submissive, loyal, and knows how to cook and clean. i just need her to lose the weight since she has a beautiful face to match.

Lmao dont Date a Land whale.

Just go to kenya and marry a qt with minimal effrot.

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