Life in america

>life in america
>go outside
>get shot

>live in uk
>go outside
>get arrested

>live australia
>go outside
>falls into the sun

>live in japan
>go outside
>Suicides

>life in india
>go outside
>get raped

>live in middle east
>go outside
>get bombed

>live in netherlands
>go outside
>get high

>live in russia
>go outside
>get пьяный

>live in germany
>go outside
>live in middle east

>live in finland
>go outside
>

>live in mexico
>go outside
>get mugged

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This just might be the greatest culmination of international smack talk of all time

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Who Are You Quoting?

based and redpilled

>live in Canada
>go outside
>pay 10 million to terrorists
True story boys.

>live in finland
>go outside
>go back inside

My father began hating Canada after that

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Bump for legendary banter

I can't wait until the terrorists kill us all so we can finally win.

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>live in brazil
>go outside
>shot by an off duty cop

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good thread
>live in Israel
>go outside
>jews

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>like in italy
>go outside
>get pizza stolen

Fucking fascist stealing pizzas again

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Live*, my fucking keyboard

I thought Italians all get free pizza and spagetti bolonays from the government wtf lol.

I wish it was

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>be Czech Republic
>be based

>live in Brazil
>go outside
>doorway is blocked by truckers on strike

>Live in Chile
>Go outside
>Get disqualified from the world cup

No don't get deleted yet this is a good one

>Live in Brazil
>Go outside
>Germany scores 7 times

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>live in Serbia
>go outside
>Kosovo not Serbia anymore

>be Dr.Medic
>have no friends
>closet homo
>tranny faggot
>disappointment to parents

>life in Africa
>go outside
>get aids

>live in france
>go outside
>live in africa

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>live in Sweden
>go outside
>get raped by Ahmet

>YJew

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>live in hungary
>go outside
>die from hearth attack from diabetes

>live in 1840's china
>go outside
>opium addiction

>live as native american
>go outside
>walk a really long trail

>LIVE IN AUSTRALIA
>GO OUTSIDE
>SËX CRUSADË

SËX CRUSADE

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