Get drunk and fuck my friend's boyfriend

i dont knoe this feel. unfamiliar

.. pretty sure she can easily find some beta provider who's a literal cuq
there's even oversensitized bored wealthy dudes who do it for the thrill

pretty vile situation to be in. not only did you do something really gross, but it was your friend who encouraged it. whole situation leaves me with a bad feeling. you need self control. why would you do this to yourself? why even put yourself in this situation?

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Even womens low point isnt that bad. This is the power of being able to get laid at the snap of a finger by 10/10 with 0 effort

Tell me something I dont know. Though im not an avatarfag im a tomofag.

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It took a lot of work. Everyone can get a lot better.

I don't do threesomes. Honestly I'm disgusted with myself that I did anything with him in the first place. I hate poly relationships.

Not for me.

Cluster B personality disorders and alchohol is a dangerous combination. I guess I wanted to prove that I could do it at the time. It was all around not a good thing.

>10/10
I mean he's cute and carries a decent rifle but he's no 10/10.

>being drunk
>being a literal whore

What the fuck is wrong with you? Muh alcohol isn't an excuse either because you're the retard who chose to drink it.

May all the unhappiness in the world descend upon you, and that fucking dude too, he can die in a fire ass-well, let's not be misogynist here cheaters get the rope, they get the bullet, they get the toaster.

true. Hopefully that's the type of guy she wants because no normal guy would want used goods like her except for a quick pump and dump if they ever found out what a whore she is.

>having no real consequences for having done something dumb
>still maintain friends and are encouraged instead of ridiculed/ghosted
How does this equate to suicide fuel and why are you posting it here again?

>I want to die
If only people like you weren't all talk. The world would quickly become a better place.

I WAS DRUNK YOLO XDDD
*sucks step dads dick*

But you literally could get laid by any dude you wanted in your drunken retard state

You are also very thick skinned considering you can handle this bombardment of insults from robocels. This kinda stuff just reminds me why it sucks here. Youre an exception though, been cool n all. Hope everything continues to go well. Im sure it will, just try not to do stuff like that again if youre serious about regretting it.

Even though she's a whore, she still won't fuck you.

found a video of OP

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you almost got the pussy bro, just white knight a little longer

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>Cluster B personality disorders and alchohol is a dangerous combination
I have never seen a woman who can handle alcohol well. ever. but i get it. your friend is a real piece of shit for doing that while you were in that condition.

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>your friend is a real piece of shit for doing that while you were in that condition.
It's never the woman's fault be getting drunk and being a slut.

I mean I guess I probably could. I'm doing pretty well on the looks side of things.

Honestly it's a weird way of feeling better about myself. Throwing it out there and getting back all the things I'm actually already thinking makes it less severe for some reason. Makes everything seem more tangible I guess.

Tell me something I don't know. Interesting avatar pick though.

same shit happened to me, some slut i met at a party jumped on my dick at first opportunity

her bf was in the same house and didnt know we were fucking upstairs

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true. but every woman gets slutty when she drinks. common knowledge, shouldn't surprise anyone
>
thanks. stories like these are why i would never want to be a woman

my fried ass forgot the image. rip

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no one gives a fuck. not your blog etc

also you're ugly and gross

Kill yourself my friend. Stream your death and make sure your friends sees it

>Oh youre the girl who messed up really badly.
What else did she do?

I'm just joking OP, you're a dumb slut lmao

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>"""accidentally""" fucked my friends boyfriend

do you wanna bone me I dont have a gf

Sluts all have the iq of the semen they guzzle. Listen roastie if you want my advice become an e girl and sell ur nudes

STOP THESE SHITTY THREADS.
Nobody on here that isnt a full retard cuckboy gives a shit.
>friends
>boyfriends
>sex
>drinking
Get off my fucking board you normie scum

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>Besides the fact that everyone knows everything there is to know about my body and that everyone knows what face I make when I'm getting fucked
How does everyone know that user?
Have I missed something?

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Robot uprising when? Oh who am I kidding, the mods could not care less.
>fuck trannies
>fuck men pretending to be women (femanons)
>fuck moot
>fuck japrabbitmoot
>fuck mods who don't do shit
>fuck namefags
>fuck avatarfags
>fuck boomers
>fuck Lucifer
Most importantly,
>FUCK DISCORD TRANNY ZOOMERS
Blackbots are ok in my book

>bombardment of insults
They're literally giving her what she wants, retard.

>carries a decent rifle
What does this mean? Is it an allusion to his penor?

>he has to ask
OH NONONO NO

I wish there was no filter so I could just tell you to eat shit without saying all this other stuff

You are going to reach your 40s childless.

>wishing for no filter
Yeah, I bet you'd also like to lose your virginity too but we both know none of those things are ever going to happen!

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i feel like im missing some context here

Zing, got me good man. Quite the wit. Nice pic

Why do people use alcohol as an excuse for acting like complete retards? I've never done anything remotely stupid when drunk, and I've drank to the point of blacking out completely. If anything I'm more socially adept, according to my friends.

>Tomo fag
>Didn't post a Tomo

What's the point of life if you don't get kids?

>kids
Fuck that shit. Kids=more misery.

Might as well have a threesome at that point.

>Why do people use alcohol as an excuse for acting like complete retards?
Because they're weak retards who are afraid to admit that what they were doing in that moment is what they truly wanted, but they don't want anyone to know that is who they really are, so they blame something else as the culprit (alcohol for example).

>tl;dr
Worthless trash that needs to commit suicide.

>Besides the fact that everyone knows everything there is to know about my body and that everyone knows what face I make when I'm getting fucked and that I broke one of my biggest rules about relationships it's surprisingly okay.
I feel like we skipped, like, about two dozen steps here.

>I feel like we skipped, like, about two dozen steps here.
That's women for you.

Nothing to see here. Just another whore in denial.
Move on

is this a preview of the things normies do and deal with?

Before I do my split this morning

>drunk with friends
>talk about relationships and sex
>admit it's been two years since I was with a man
>eventually pressured enough to go at it with a friend's boyfriend
>everyone watched
>hate anything poly, cheating, or any sort of open relationships
Explained

Did you get completely naked? Was your pussy shaved?

Heavens, what a story

>hate anything poly, cheating, or any sort of open relationships
Keep telling yourself that, sweetie.

Sounds like your friends did you a solid. Was the sex good at least? Did the crowd enjoy the show?

could use some spitroast action though

The absolute state of roasties
Origami

holy fuck you are a major whore. fucked a stranger while everyone watched, LOL. I guarantee you they're talking major shit about your slutty ass.

cringe and without salvation. but hey you got repeating digits on a shady californian wetback car wash forum so it doesn't matter afterall.

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I puked in my mouth. If there are things more revolting than fat ugly neet living in the basement it is what normies think is acceptable behavior.

yeah this guy. imagine calling a literal whore "fren"

Can roasties please stop posting on my board already. Go to literally anywhere else. You aren't a robot.

Agreed. This board has been overrun by roasties. Used to get decent traffic now it's dead. All the bots probably fucked off to discord servers by now.

Wait so there is video? Pics? Post it fembot PLEASE

Come to Odessa Texas and be my mentally ill GF. I make 140k as a drilling engineer at Halliburton and you can spend it all on psych meds

Come to Odessa Texas and be my homewrecking slut GF. I make 140k as a drilling engineer at Halliburton and you can spend it all on guns to protect yourself from wives who come after you for fucking their men

Thanks for the fap. I imagined your aheageo face.

This, the story isn't one that we can feel related to

Why the fuck did they even start coming here? It's disgusting. Sluts like OP need to fuck off back to whatever shitheap they crawled out from. Roastie containment board when?

Your story gave me a boner, fembot. Its sad to realize this is a larp though :(

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I would say Jow Forums2-x-chromosomes
But women are thirsty for male attention

Eeeeeeehhhhhh, sweetie I've been very drunk and the last thing that I wanted while I was drunk is sex, I even rejected a law student that was dumped by her bf when I was drunk

Lmao that little dick is no larp

Speak for yourself friendo, I enjoy hearing this shit. You should be grateful for some female exposure.

Well naturally. If you made a containment board for roasties they'd inevitably still shit up other boards because they love male attention. That is assuming such a board wouldn't be flooded with orbiters which it no doubt would.
>You should be grateful for some female exposure
Listening to some hole talk endlessly about what a slut she is is now something I should be grateful for? You need to get the fuck off the board too.

You clicked on the thread and came in here and replied when you could have clicked hide or just scrolled the fuck past, now why is that? Go lurk in your feels threads or better yet make some OC

Jow Forums was not made for any purpose except encouraging original content. It specifically has no theme so kindly fuck yourself, it's not your board. It's an anonymous board where anyone can post pretty much anything. Period

By the way I've been on this board since it was created and I've seen waves of fags such as yourself come and go. You've come, you've been a fag, now go.

lmao why do literal whores think they're welcome here?
women literally do not understand how good they have it. they think being dumb and doing dumb whore stuff is in any way comparable to being a lonely man who is ignored by everyone

>you could have clicked hide or just scrolled the fuck past, now why is that?
Because the board is flooded with this shit day in day out. This is what I mean when I say they're shitting up the board.
>It specifically has no theme so kindly fuck yourself
t.newfag
>By the way I've been on this board since it was created
Bullshit.

The board is what it is. It changes. There's always been sluts here. You would know that if you weren't a pathetic foreveraloner. I don't see any sort of flood - a flood is when a group of autists "floods" the page with one kind of content. Frogs, for example. That's how you shit up a board. Original content on the other hand, is not shit.

Why would I lie about being on this board forever, do you think that's some sort of clout? It's called being old. Get some new things to yell besides "bs" and "newfag" (so ironic)
Peace out cancer kid

>There's always been sluts here
The difference being that 7 years ago we told them to fuck off, I remember it fondly. Nowadays they come here and get lathered in praise and orbiters. It's fucking disgusting.
> I don't see any sort of flood
Then you're not paying attention or are a few newer fag than you want to admit.
>Why would I lie about being on this board forever
To shield yourself from criticism and give your words more credit than they're due. Fags have been doing it forever and you're no different. Fuck off already.

I see.

Personally it feels like you've got to come to terms with who you are.

You're someone who feels like she's worth less if she's not getting carnal attention and who's emotionally weak enough that whatever ethics she has go out the window.

Face the fact that you're a weak-minded, emotionally fragile, hormone-driven disaster waiting to happen.

The alcohol had nothing to do with it. Your personal unwillingness to refine yourself into someone others (and more importantly you) can respect mean that you're nothing more than a quivering piece of meat for whatever dick gives you the slightest bit of attention to sink itself into.

Come to term with the fact that that's what happened, and understand that it's going to happen again if you ever externalize your value again.

You did this. You and your own inability to grow beyond the mental age of twelve.

You did this.

Atone by acknowledging that.
No detergent other than the truth will wash you clean of this.

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You know you cant consent to having sex while drunk right? You were basically raped. Consider filing charges and ruining everyones lives

>sage
>all fields
>no reposts